How do fatcels cope?

>>937405137 (OP)
By eating. Why do you think they're so fucking fat

It's not cope
it's just apathy

why not eat whatever if no one cares about you
thats not going to magically change if you lose weight
and if it does
they only cared because of appearance

Eat and fap fap fap.

ignorance and high caloric intake

>>937405137 (OP)
I coped by stopping eating and losing weight

>>937405425
Fatass here. You hit the nail on the fucking head

>>937405137 (OP)
Regular fatass here. No celibacy. I get pussy and dick on the reg. Everyone says I have a great smile. I cook delicious food for women and spend the night at their house. You have to make fucking you worth it, if you're gonna be a fatass. You have to offer shit to women that the skinnyfags won't. And most of you don't, because this shit comes easier to you because you look normal, so you don't take the time to think about how to make a girl feel special for a night, generally speaking. Maybe the skinnyfag reading this is different. Multiple times people have told me that I fucked them so good that it flipped a switch in their head and they think fatasses are a little hot now
A message to any fatcels in this thread. It's not too late, pussy can happen to you, you just need to learn how to treat it right.

For reference I'm over 400 pounds

>>937409715
Post body or fuck of larping

>>937409715
Oh and another quick fact about my 400 pound ass, I have a below average sized dick, too. it's no micropenis but it might as well be when it's soft. Anything is possible

>>937409779
You think I'm fucking lying?

>>937409715
This. I'm 375 lbs and cute and I fucked an 18 year old in May lmao they can die crying.

>>937409874
That's pathetic. No muscle mass at all whatsoever. Have you ever fucking lifted in your entire life, dude?

>>937409874
bro ur hot asf, nice tits :3

>>937409874
It's actually insane to me how normal looking skinnyfags can't even get their fingers wet let alone their dick. Just last ast night I had a girl begging me to fuck her again, talking about how she missed how I made her felt. And I'd be the first to tell you that even among fatasses I'm not the most physically attractive. Imagine being so bad at women that I'm the one who your girl is cheating on you with. Insane thought to me but that's just what happens

>>937410007
I can lift a ~270 pound man up onto my shoulders and throw him. Couldn't tell you my maxes or anything, haven't lifted in long enough to where it's probably a bit lower.

>>937410173
And I'm 6'1 375. I'd knock your fucking block off, you ugly faggot. You'll never be on my level. Go lift.

>>937410032
thanks, cutie. they're softer than they look

>>937410201
That's why I wouldn't pick a fight with you, retard, I'd just fuck your girl behind your back. She can keep a secret.

>>937410270
Right, but you couldn't. Because you're fucking hideous lmao

>>937410201
And if you're gonna larp about how much of a mule you are do it on /fit/ where anyone gives a shit. We're talking about fatasses here, if you also wanna be a sideshow freak like me, make your own thread and do it there.

>>937410357
I'm not a sideshow freak like you because I'm not an ugly fucking weirdo like you are lmao kys tranny.

>>937410391
Damn who said I was a tranny. Are you retarded? We all go to the same place, roidling. No need to be such an obsessed faggot. Here's your (you)

>>937410476
Ugly lmao

>>937405425
>thats not going to magically change if you lose weight

it might. it definitely helps. Appearances matter a lot.
>they only cared because of appearance
welcome to planet earth.

>>937409715
>it flipped a switch in their head and they think fatasses are a little hot now

oh yeah
>women actually prefer dadbod
stories. People tell lies, you moron.

>>937405376
fpbp

>>937409874
You don't have sex

>>937410846
She can't keep her hands off me whenever we're together, mentioning how warm and soft i am, how much fun I am to touch. People are genuine, too anon. I prefer to fuck people who are genuine, you feel me?

>>937411139
How old is she and how fat is she, ugly bitch? See, I can pull fairly good looking women. You can't.

>>937411176
The specific person we're talking about is 21, 170 lbs. Long curly hair, looks really pretty when the sun shines through it. She's got these gray eyes that I can't get enough of, and perky little tits. Cute ass, too. Could be bigger but it's a nice shape. She's pretty average for me, I've definitely baggWhy are you mad that women tend to like me? Do you have a problem with that, skinnyfag?

>>937411492
Damn I fucked up typing lol. I should get off /b/ at work. Cheers.

>>937409874
post more king.

>>937411492
Prove it.

This is me, you fucking retarded pussy: >>937410304

And these are the kind of girls I fuck.

>>937412302
HAHA YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH A FUCKING JACKASS. I THOUGHT THAT WAS SOME IMAGE YOU FOUND ON GOOGLE OR WHATEVER HOLY SHIT. YOU CANT EVEN GROW HAIR ON THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD. AHAHA. pathetic. go buy some more pussy tonight, you earned it for making me laugh like that, champ.

>>937412980
I'm 33, weirdo. Go grow some body hair, you hairless fat faggot. If I had to fuck you, I'd kill myself afterwards.

>>937405137 (OP)
I'm fat as fuck yet don't eat junk food, don't drink sodas, don't eat fast food often, I usually eat cucumbers, meat, cheese, lettuce, etc. God just hates me and made me fat. They always say it's just calories in calories out but that's fucking bullshit. I even cut rice and bread recently, still fat as fuck. I WISH i was eating bread and pizza all the time. I look like I do already.

>>937413012
My favorite part is the little rib on top of your head where god pinched you to make you look even more retarded. And your stupid fucking glasses. How expensive were those? They make you look like a rich guy's retarded son. Go get some hair plugs, 33 is too early to be that bald. I cannot believe you would just admit this. You are weak. Maybe not your body, but your mind and ego are weak.

>>937413171
They're Gucci so probably a lot more than you can afford, kid. Fatass.

>>937413202
That's what I'm saying, man, your expensive ass glasses look retarded on your stupid fucking head. You look Brazilian, oddly enough, like whenever I see big Brazilian dudes they look like you. Learn to dress please, you have the money.

>>937413364
I'm Italian and Irish. Eat my balls, fag

>>937413398
You're a mick, you're a wop, you wear Gucci and it looks retarded on you. Are you trying to earn my pity?

>>937405137 (OP)
If your Rich enough like royal Andrew you just fuck kids

>>937413398
im starting to feel bad for you actually anon

>>937405425
it's more than "appearance," you tub of shit. it's what that appearance says about you as a person. nobody wants to be with a miserable addict with no impulse control whose probably going to die prematurely or produce mutant offspring.

>>937405137 (OP)
what kind of a dumb fucking bait question is this