>Season1 Episode1 - Dude, where is my broom!

Plot:
Our spunky protagonists Harry Potter and Hermandezione Vasquez and their trans friend Rawn learn that a mysterious malefactor has been stealing brooms in the middle of the night. Who could it be?

Find out in the exciting first episode streaming only on HBO!

Episode 2:

Comic relief Professor SnapeDogg substitutes for herbology class because he know, "all about herbology man haha I know herbs bro". Hilarity ensues when the magic Merriwannah wish weed catches fire and the 1000 year old exit doors don't work and everyone is too high to remember Alohomora.

Literally already better than the books and movies.

>>937412226 (OP)
>Paapa
Why do niggers have such dumb fucking names?

Spoiler: The token nigger is a former gang member that tried to go straight when the gang leader died. The gang leader is still alive and wants him back. As a loyalty test he needs to kill the rival gang leader (some old white guy) if a younger member fails.