Uhm fkin..wow. - /b/ (#937416768) [Archived: 185 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:35:02 PM No.937416768
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Looking for the video. I dont believe anyone can be this ignorant. Like.. c'mon... really?!

For fucks sakes.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:45:13 PM No.937417176
>>937416768 (OP)
I heard about this. It was a nigger. Here's how I know. Nobody else is supposed to be in the room except the patient, during an MRI. Niggers never listen. He was killed because his giant fake gold chain magnetized into the rotating mechanism. Choked his stupid ass out.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:56:40 PM No.937417642
>>937417176
what a way to find out your gold chain is a fake
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:20:55 AM No.937418538
>>937417176
A 9KG chain apparently, which is already insane to be walking around with casually. And they'd already spoken with him about it on a previous visit.

Unfortunately the hospital will probably have to pay out, but it really was death by stupidity.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:36:20 AM No.937419190
>>937417176
He also ignored the staffs warning to not enter the room.

You know this dipshit's family is going to sue and win.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:51:52 AM No.937419899
>>937417642
N-not liek dis muhfugga
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:59:20 AM No.937420235
>>937417176
it was, indeed, an African't
but it wasn't a faux gold chain, just a steel chain with a lock on it
>Jones-McAllister was getting an MRI on her knee, she told News 12, and needed help getting up afterwards. She said she asked the MRI technician to retrieve her husband for assistance.

>โ€œI yelled out Keithโ€™s name, โ€˜Keith, Keith, come help me up,โ€™โ€ Jones-McAllister said.

what a comical people

>According to News 12, Jones-McAllister said her husband was wearing around his neck a 20-pound chain with a large lock he used for weight training.

>โ€œAt that instant, the machine switched him around, pulled him in, and he hit the MRI,โ€ Jones-McAllister said. She said she and the technician tried to pry her husband away from the machine.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:14:42 AM No.937420774
>>937420235
yeah you have to watch the full video, it's a 45 min long one and it's pretty funny
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:28:04 AM No.937421277
>>937420774
>yeah you have to watch the full video
link?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:01:03 AM No.937422452
The machines have an emergency vent which demagnetizes it (by pissing an insanely expensive amount of helium into the atmosphere). If the technician didn't hit the vent button they were not doing their job. They are (supposed to be) trained for this kind of emergency. Just because you guys love dead blacks doesn't mean the tech was competent.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:18:39 AM No.937423042
>>937421277
This is just one example.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:55:26 AM No.937424373
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>>937422452
The tech should have never allowed the nigger in the room. But she was woke and let him do whatever he wanted. You people are pure evil.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:56:23 AM No.937424404
So anyone got the video or not
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:59:03 AM No.937424487
>>937422452
the technician did the right thing
the helium that would have been lost by hitting the vent button is worth way more than that jig's life
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:36:31 AM No.937425699
>>937416768 (OP)
>The ghost in the machine
Great. Now that MRI machine is going to be haunted and cursed by the ghost of this man whose soul was literally ripped out of his body by the powerful magnetic fields. He's now eternally imprisoned inside of that machine.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:38:25 AM No.937425767
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>>937416768 (OP)
>Keith McAllister
Any relation to Kevin?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:07:23 AM No.937426769
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>>937425699
Great googley moogley!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:16:17 AM No.937427078
>>937422452
He was dead already from what they described as a "medical episode" dumbass
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:17:22 AM No.937427125
>>937424373
I had the shits today because of woke. Woke keeps me from getting laid too. Fucking woke
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:18:09 AM No.937427155
>>937424404
They don't take videos in the fucking treatment room idiot
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:21:15 AM No.937427257
>>937425767
Possibly. Do a DNA test
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:23:36 AM No.937427348
>>937417176
>nigger named Keith McAllister
LMAOOOOOOO
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:25:34 AM No.937427427
>>937427155
an MRI machine that powerful is a multimillion dollar piece of equipment
if you think there's not at least one surveillance camera in the room, you're the idiot
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:26:13 AM No.937427444
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Yup
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:29:22 AM No.937427633
>>937416768 (OP)
>'freak accident'
What an odd way to spell 'completely predictable consequences of the action taken'.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:30:24 AM No.937427667
>>937427444
it was a 20 lb. chain with a lock on it for strength training purposes
it cost him his life, but imagine the gainz
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:38:31 AM No.937427956
>>937427427
>my basement dweller assumptions are real true facts
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:43:19 AM No.937428115
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>>937427956
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:46:25 AM No.937428206
>>937428115
The cameras are in the machine & don't record GPT parroting dumbass
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:47:29 AM No.937428251
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>>937428206