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Anonymous No.937440455 [Report] >>937440960 >>937441697 >>937445959 >>937446932 >>937448183
He just can't keep it in his pants.
Anonymous No.937440796 [Report] >>937440983 >>937441101
which is weird considering it's been confirmed how small he is lol
Anonymous No.937440960 [Report] >>937441082 >>937441297 >>937441624 >>937443385
>>937440455 (OP)
It's not easy to keep it in your pants when you're the sexiest president ever
Anonymous No.937440983 [Report]
>>937440796
If it were any bigger it wouldn't fit in those children
Anonymous No.937441082 [Report] >>937441124 >>937441413
>>937440960
He literally is so fat that his heart cant pump the blood out of his legs causing swelling
Anonymous No.937441101 [Report] >>937441336
>>937440796
Anonymous No.937441124 [Report]
>>937441082
Carly Simon - "Your slow vein"
Anonymous No.937441297 [Report]
>>937440960
Fuuuuuck...
Anonymous No.937441336 [Report]
>>937441101
Anonymous No.937441413 [Report] >>937441447 >>937441462 >>937441493 >>937441639
>>937441082
He only had to see the doctor to prove he is old enough to be president due to his youthful vigor
Anonymous No.937441447 [Report]
>>937441413
Very convincing
Anonymous No.937441462 [Report]
>>937441413
when the blood just doesn't pump anymore...
Anonymous No.937441493 [Report]
>>937441413
I begged my mom to get me one of these for christmas and she REFUSED. Still haven't forgiven her, still ignore her every time she brings me my meals.
Anonymous No.937441624 [Report]
>>937440960
now in reality, you replace those old politicians with crying children and image actually makes sense. trump is a child molester.
Anonymous No.937441639 [Report]
>>937441413
Cards of pedophilia
Anonymous No.937441697 [Report] >>937441813
>>937440455 (OP)
It's really just Epstein's fault for parading young girls in front of Trump at Trump's teen usa events
Anonymous No.937441813 [Report] >>937441888
>>937441697
Remember when donny was recorded saying, "my best friend pedo rapist, jeffery, makes me grab them by the pussy"?
Anonymous No.937441888 [Report]
>>937441813
That and apparently Epstein told Don "If Ivanka weren't your daughter, perhaps you'd be dating her"
Anonymous No.937443385 [Report] >>937445243
>>937440960
trump rapes children
Anonymous No.937445243 [Report]
>>937443385
I mean
Anonymous No.937445959 [Report]
>>937440455 (OP)
He’s shitting his pants more than usual over this Epstein thing. He’s trying way too hard to squelch every trace of it. If he was innocent he’d just show it, not the elaborate coverup he’s demanding.
Anonymous No.937446932 [Report] >>937447894
>>937440455 (OP)
Op seems really focused on what is in Trumps pants. How you going to satisfy yourself?
Anonymous No.937447894 [Report]
>>937446932
Everyone knows the only thing in trumps pants is shit and shame. Plus he's a child molester.
Anonymous No.937448183 [Report] >>937448265
>>937440455 (OP)
most punchable face ever
Anonymous No.937448265 [Report]
>>937448183
got those bone spurs from raping kids all day