He just can't keep it in his pants.

which is weird considering it's been confirmed how small he is lol

>>937440455 (OP)
It's not easy to keep it in your pants when you're the sexiest president ever

>>937440796
If it were any bigger it wouldn't fit in those children

>>937440960
He literally is so fat that his heart cant pump the blood out of his legs causing swelling

>>937440796

>>937441082
Carly Simon - "Your slow vein"

>>937440960
Fuuuuuck...

>>937441101

>>937441082
He only had to see the doctor to prove he is old enough to be president due to his youthful vigor

>>937441413
Very convincing

>>937441413
when the blood just doesn't pump anymore...

>>937441413
I begged my mom to get me one of these for christmas and she REFUSED. Still haven't forgiven her, still ignore her every time she brings me my meals.

>>937440960
now in reality, you replace those old politicians with crying children and image actually makes sense. trump is a child molester.

>>937441413
Cards of pedophilia

>>937440455 (OP)
It's really just Epstein's fault for parading young girls in front of Trump at Trump's teen usa events

>>937441697
Remember when donny was recorded saying, "my best friend pedo rapist, jeffery, makes me grab them by the pussy"?

>>937441813
That and apparently Epstein told Don "If Ivanka weren't your daughter, perhaps you'd be dating her"

>>937440960
trump rapes children

>>937443385
I mean

>>937440455 (OP)
He’s shitting his pants more than usual over this Epstein thing. He’s trying way too hard to squelch every trace of it. If he was innocent he’d just show it, not the elaborate coverup he’s demanding.

>>937440455 (OP)
Op seems really focused on what is in Trumps pants. How you going to satisfy yourself?

>>937446932
Everyone knows the only thing in trumps pants is shit and shame. Plus he's a child molester.

>>937440455 (OP)
most punchable face ever

>>937448183
got those bone spurs from raping kids all day