Thread 937456254

anons
how did you meet your gf or wife?

I can get with girls off the apps, but I dont like any of them.
Please remove my autism

>>937456254 (OP)
Have you tried fucking any of them?

>>937456310
yea ive fucked a plentiful amount of pussy
it kinda feels like a waste of time though when its attached to someone you dont even wanna be around

6 hours of yap city for an hour in pound town

>>937456254 (OP)
can I speak for my husband?


he met his wife in high school, and we dated since then and got married, not much else to it

>>937456957
rip
I broke up with my highschool sweetheart
Im 30 I think that ship has sailed for me

>>937456957
>>937457135
I’m also with my high school sweetheart, but we had a weird situationship/fwb thing for about a year in college.

Met at work. She started really flirting it up with me and getting less and less subtle about it because she had a crush on me and she saw I was chasing after another girl at work. Eventually I realized it was just easier to get with the one that was already gushing for me.

>>937459655
>we had a weird situationship/fwb thing for about a year in college.
picrel is all the other dudes she fucked at her college reading about your "situationship"

>>937460454
I don’t care. We both had a little fun and found our way back to each other.

>>937460989
Weird. Sad. Feels bad, man.

4chan unironically

>>937461273
Why? My girl dated a couple of guys and did nothing more than get her boobs touched and then had a one night stand on vacation. Meanwhile I had sex with a girl who had tits bigger than my head a few times.

>>937456254 (OP)
She was at the end of the line and it was my turn next.

>>937456254 (OP)
Met mine at church. 15 years and 4 kids later, life has never been better.

>Met her at a concert.
>She approached me and asked for videos of concert
>said sure and that ill get her Snap after the shows over.
>Shows over and I approach her
>sees her with a whale that was her bf at the time
>get her snap
>we talk and start getting closer
>ghosts me
>6 months later she replies to Snapchat story of friends and I drinking
>where my invite at?.exe
>tell her come to birthday
>birthday arrives and she tries to back out
>tell her im coming to pick her up and to be ready
>get to her house and she looking hot as fuck
>first time hanging in person
>not awkward and felt right
>we get to friends house
>SUPRISE.jpg
>starts drinking
>she gets drunk as fuck
>she pulls down my pants in front of everyone
>starts going to town
>her boyfriends texts her phone
>friend picks phone up to reply
>continues
>next day
>Tell her break up with her boyfriend and be mine not trying to be friends
>give her a week
>she breaks up with him the next day.

Been with her for 6 years

>>937456254 (OP)
My sister introduced us, they worked together. Three kids later still good, still enjoy her company. She’s the nicest, kindest girl I ever met.

She saw my thong at work. She was checking out my ass with a gay coworker and it peeked out of my shorts accidentally

>Be me
>Freshman in college out of state
>Two months in, constantly putting myself out there after being a neet throughout highschool
>Weekends going out with my friend group I leeched onto thanks to roommate, week days in library on that grind because physics major
>Start recognizing a qt3.14 who hangs around library alone for about two hours each day
>One random wednesday, she ends up sitting next to me at a table
>"Hey, what's up"
>"Waiting for class. What about you?"
>"Getting ahead of homework. When's your class?"
>"Not for another hour and a half"
>"Want to get some lunch?"
>"Sure, I haven't eaten today"
>We became friends, got lunch every week
>Start hanging out more in dorms, keeping things casual until I start getting feelings
>Ask her out
>Four months later, we're dating.

We've been going strong for 2 and a half years now, sometimes it's just down to dumb luck. I did also fail about 5-10 times before I met her, so randomly chatting people up usually doesn't get you anywhere, but persistent effort will get you what you want

>>937456254 (OP)
I can't get with girls off the apps, even though I like most of them.
Please remove my schizoidism.

>>937456880
>6 hours of yapping for an hour of pound town
Marriage doesn't improve the ratio.

>>937456254 (OP)
At work...but this was twenty years ago, so...

>>937456254 (OP)
Mutual friends in middle school. We dated long distance on and off through high school but broke up for a couple years. I moved back after I graduated and we reconnected. Been together 11 years now

>>937456254 (OP)
I met my wife at a party. She showed up randomly and we hit it off. By the end of the night we were making out in dark corner while I was finger banging her.

>>937468763
well, i've been dating the same person for about 3 and a half years now, so it kinda took me about that long, really.

>>937456254 (OP)
Hey there I don’t know what to do or where to ask but how do I turn this Methodist girl into a traditional Catholic?