Would you be upset if your mom wore thongs in front of your friends?

Not really, considering that she fucked one of them

>>937459056 (OP)
It's not an optimal situation, but still it's preferable to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX_K4mNTTI8

>>937459056 (OP)
She was fat, and has been dead for 7 years.

Ffs, where's the "I wish I got to fuck my mom before I lost her" threads... oh wait... THEY DON'T EXIST!!!

My mom had some sexy ass thongs back in the day. Would have been lots of fun if she flaunted around in them, while my friends were over.

>>937459056 (OP)
as long as she doesn't do provokative poses...
the issue is how she behaves while wearing it, not the thong itself

>>937460256
So it's fine if she's just walking around normally, but not if she's "dropping" things

>>937460356
mostly an issue if she’s “dropping” things between my friends’s legs… my one friend already thinks she has a crush on him and bullies me for it.

>>937459056 (OP)
how else will they know she's available and interested?

>>937460724
tell more about your friend and mom

>>937459056 (OP)
who's the ass?

My mom was an alcoholic, and generally predatory towards my friends when we were 13-16

>>937459056 (OP)
Is that your mom picrel? I would hit that

No bc I’d get to see my mom’s fat ass in a thong

Id be pissed if my mom wore that shit in front of just me lmao. My wife on the other hand, shes not afraid to strip in front of anyone.

>>937460742
my friend thinks all his friends’s moms have crushes on him because he thinks he’s so much more mature and cool than us, he listens to european black metal and has long greasy hair.
my mom was kind of a hippie and likes being around my friends to play “host” when they’re over

>>937461270
Did she wear thongs?

>>937461329
No, not my mom. actual mom is much skinnier

>>937462325
No, thank God. It was just really weird. None of us were having it.

>>937461943
Do you think your friend could give your mom good dick?

>>937462683
idk he claims he has a massive cock but he’s never let me see it

>>937462921
Doesn't mean he can dick your mom down for sure. What does your mom look like?

>>937462957
Dyed blonde hair, curly, about shoulder length. She’s fairly skinny as well.

>>937463041
No wonder your friend wants your mom to worship his cock

>>937459056 (OP)
Being 100% honest, as long as she's sexy, I'm all for a woman flaunting what she's got, as far as she wants to flaunt it... so no I wouldn't be upset, myself.

But I'm also a guy who loves to share his women, so maybe take that into account.

>>937467186
Is/ was your mom hot?

>>937459056 (OP)
I think about my daughter doing it, that's probably worse

>>937459056 (OP)
My mom is 70 years old and I don't have any friends.

>>937467687
I've always thought she was hot. She has one of those smaller fuckdoll type builds- as in, she's smaller but also with a rounded chest and hips. So again I would say yes, she is. She wasn't really in the picture much for me as a kid (all kinds of background that is not necessary for this discussion), so it wouldn't have been a problem on account of that alone, sure, but even if she had been I think my answer probably would be the same. Some of the earliest porn I can even remember seeing when I was younger featured swingers or women being shared, so that makes me think I'd still have the same opinion generally.

>>937468698
Do you know if she wore thongs?

>>937468991
She was, and to an extent still is, at least a little wild. So really I'd be more surprised to find out that she didn't wear thongs at SOME time at least. But I don't know for sure if she did in the past, don't think she does now but I haven't exactly raided her laundry or anything, that was never my thing.

>>937469210
I want my mom to walk around in a thong in front of you

>>937459056 (OP)
my friends mom used to walk around with only a towel and sometimes let her boobs out when in the backroom even when she knew I could see. I was only like 12 too. She was half italian and half something else and had caramel like skin and was batshit insane but really hot. im 28 now and have still never fucked

>>937469459
If you're OP, and that first pic is actually your mom? Believe me, I do too. Just seeing that ass jiggle as she walks around the house doing things would make the day just that much better every time without fail. Let alone the things I'd do to it.

>>937469773
Not my mom. My mom has similar hair, but is much skinnier

>>937470048
Curious, how much skinnier? I mean, if she has a nice ass, nice tits, and/or nice legs, I'd be checking her out, so I don't ask to see if I'm no longer turned on or anything- nothing like that. Tryna get a mental picture, since I imagine you'd rather not post her, even with exif scrubbed and face censored.

>>937459056 (OP)
If that was my mom, my friends and i would be clapping it.


But my mom is my mom and eww

>>937467877
just imagine tho…morning breakfast messy bed head daughter in her sleepwear lingerie yawning her way into the kitchen, 18yrs old back from uni…all ur friends sat around the kitchen table staring…pitching hard tents under the table…seeing her playfully dance as she cooks, booty wiggling, singing away

>>937470534
Oh I have imagined so many times situations like that. Them seeing her in that way, her even playing up to it.

>>937470218
Typical suburban mom skinny. No huge tits or ass or anything. Just a wholesome mom. Used to wear a lot of sexy panties when I was younger

>>937470783
No need for a huge ass or huge tits hahaha it's really moreso about how they fit the woman in question, imo. Some women look really good with small, petite tits, as an example.

So does she still walk about in thongs? If so, what sexier stuff was she wearing in the past?

>>937471294
Doesn't wear thongs anymore. She had this plain red cotton one, But I think it's gone. Wears exclusively briefs now. Wore thongs and gstrings back in the day. Sexiest pair I ever saw was this black and pink lace thong.

>>937470598
all her flirtings, "i know you guys are staring at my ass" her standing on her tiptoes bum out reaching cupboard "*friend's name* youre really tall can u reach this for me". Placing scrambled eggs for all your buddies…inappropriately mentions ughhh im ovulating so hard right now, theyre screaming out to be scrambled too. Sitting n chatting with ur buddies, resting her head on their shoulders, feet brushing feet under the table. Silly inuendos etc. Eating food seductively with intense eye contact

>>937471432
It's crazy to think of her in any way flirting with them. Wanting their attention, knowing they're looking at her, and knowing what they want. Which I'm guessing they've thought about.

>>937471494
guarantee u, most peoples friends jerk off to your mom/sis/daughter/gf/wife

>>937471676
I would love to know if people jerked off to my mom

>>937471676
I can believe it, and it's something to come to terms with

>>937471708
>I would love to know if people jerked off to my mom

if you show her, I would be happy to do it

>>937471708
Post her

>>937459056 (OP)
It's fine if she does this around my black friends

>>937471791
If she's of a healthy weight, regardless of more or less, people have almost certainly got off thinking bout her.

>>937471905
She's in very good shape, I'm sure it's happened many times

>>937471939
Oh I won't even say "almost" then. Someone definitely has. And I'd say more than half the guys she interacts with often have at least thought about her in that light, even if they didn't jerk off thinking about her.

Is she a bubbly or a flirty type?

>>937472088
She's very bubbly yes, she's outgoing, confident and chatty

>>937471905
NTA. But one time my friend and I made comments about another friend’s mom. My mom is much hotter than our other friends. So I assume and hope to god, my friend would want to lay my mom

>>937459056 (OP)
I used to see her in a thong a bunch, when I was much younger. I know at least two of my friends jerked to her when I got older. So I guess she might as well had. They would tell me every time they saw her tits, or her nipples. Not sure how I felt about knowing all the details, but I also saw it for myself often enough. She would wear these loose nightgowns all the time, even when they were over, and if she barely bent over you could get a pretty good look. I don't know if she even realized it. Come to think of it, she wore thongs under those too. I've seen her laundry, that was most of what she ever wore.

>>937471901
> Your mom will never wear a BLACKED thong in front of your nig friends.
Feels bad mans

>>937472135
Yeah I don't think any more needs to be said on that then hahaha

You say you thought about your daughter walking around in a thong, how's she normally dress?

>>937472255
Chance is really high. She might not be his type, but I think for most guys, a woman not being their ideal type is not a big impediment. And that is running with the assumption that she isn't his type- your typical young guy really enjoys fantasizing about at least ONE friend's mom, and if your mom is the hot one? Well, he's probably blown at least a dozen loads to her. At least.

>>937472501
I guess pretty normal for a young woman. Leggings, shorts, dresses, tshirts and tank tops.

>>937472501
I know he would fuck my mom so good too. He told me he has a huge cock and I believe him

>>937459056 (OP)
My ex's mom used to do this while I was over. She was hugely fucked in the head, probably an undiagnosed narcissist. Fucked up her son and daughter from being a tyrant. But at least I got to see her dressed like this more than a few times

>>937472665
How old was the song when she was just wearing floss around the house

Yeah, I would. There's general standards for what you wear when company is over. Aka. not nearly naked. Aka. not nightwear. Especially if your child's friends are over. Sure, it's hot to fantasize about the storyline but keep it a story. if my mom ever pulled that shit id be mad uncomfortable.

>>937472759
>if my mom ever pulled that shit id be mad uncomfortable.
How do you respond if your friend is over and your mom non nonchalant walks out in a pair of calvins?

>>937472704
I was 17-19. It was my first gf, for 2 yrs Yes her mom would hit on me on rare occasions and I would beat myself off to thoughts of her all the time. But nothing happened between us. Loyal to my first gf and loved her a lot (at the time). Ultimately had to break up because her mom was insane and controlling. But got to see her like this a number of times at least. And her son was like 24-25 at the time and obviously losing his shit his mom was casually walking around the house like this occasionally when I was over. I wish we fucked, but I'm really not even sure if she wanted to fuck or just liked acting like a whore. She was hugely manipulative, never knew what she wanted.

>>937472704
And the mom was early 40s and still had a very good body then.

>>937459056 (OP)
I would be upset if my mom ate all my logs and didn't ask first

>>937459056 (OP)
that's one thing i'll never be upset about.

Bare minimum bathrobe . Come on momz theres company over. Fucking slut. What's she trying to prove?

My mom is cleaned up now but was an alcoholic while i was growing up and would very obviously flirt and perv on my friends, even during middle school.
I'm almost positive she fucked at least one of them, either while i was still at home or after i left for college, but it kind of falls into that "not sure i want to know" space if that makes sense.
I don't want to fuck her myself or else maybe i'd give it a lot more thought but as it is i dont dwell on it unless i see a thread like this that reminds me.

>>937474825
Not asking whether you think she's hot as an opinion, but objectively how does/did she look? Hard for a young guy to turn down a hot mess milf, if she looks good.