>>937468504 (OP)One night, a black limousine pulled up outside of my apartment near 7th and Pennsylvania. A fat blonde guy with spray tan opened the door, and two guys wearing masks pulled me into the back seat. They forced me at gunpoint to suck his tiny penis. After about 12 minutes, he dribbled some rancid, sour milky stuff into my mouth, and I vomited on his grey pubes. But I still voted for him.