Thread 937484878 - /b/ [Archived: 423 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:09:44 PM No.937484878
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"Neil, get the moon buggy out"

"Er Houston, we have a problem. We have no moon buggy. There is a nigger in the cargo hold."

What is the actual point of having the first spacenigger and a frail land on the moon? The intelligence and upper body strength respectively is not at the required level to perform advanced science or tolerate the physical exertion required for extended lunar missions. So the spacenigger will plant a BLM flag on the moon and write "fuk da police" in the lunar soil, and the frail will make a statement on camera about how women are better than men, then get physically exhausted within an hour, have a panic attack and spend the rest of the mission inside the lunar lander crying. There is a reason why NASA selected the best of the best of the master race to command the Apollo program. The environment and conditions are so extreme that only a select few can do it. But nowadays we have deluded ourselves into thinking that some fucking chimpskull and a skinny 90lb girl can land of the friggin' moon.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:21:40 PM No.937485133
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Also look at the state of the lunar lander. There is no way this thing is going to land on uneven ground littered with boulders and craters and stay upright. Women can barely park a car successfully, let alone land this thing without fucking up and killing everyone. Seriously, a bowling pin is more stable than this piece of shit. If that thing tips over, those astronauts will die on the moon, either through thirst, starvation, heat, or suicide via decompression. And we will get to watch it happen in 4K.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:25:59 PM No.937485224
>>937484878 (OP)
>Neil, get the moon buggy out
Apollo 11 had no moon buggy. Jackass. It was first used in Apollo 15.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:29:14 PM No.937485304
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Well apparently a SpaceX lunar lander has already tipped over upon landing, and it's a hell of a lot more stable than the HLS. When the spacenigger mission launches I am going to Ladbrokes and putting £1000 down on the full expectation that it will tip over and the astronauts will die miserably on camera.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:30:34 PM No.937485336
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>>937484878 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:31:50 PM No.937485373
>>937485224
I didn't say Apollo 11 had a moon buggy. Neil was a random name I selected.

You're just looking for any imagined inconsistency to attack me over because I'm right. Raging wogsocket
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:33:15 PM No.937485420
>>937485336
>£1000
>Ladbrokes

Must be American
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:36:32 PM No.937485501
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:48:39 PM No.937485860
DEI is fine for menial unimportant jobs like retail, food service, light manufacturing, janitorial, clerical, etc.
>HEY LET'S FORCE DEI INTO HIGH SKILL, HIGH DANGER, HIGH COST JOBS!!!!
Sure, take some one who has the lower end of the qualifications and shove them to the top of the list because they are 304 or dindu.
Makes me think of "what do you call a person who graduated at the very bottom of their class in medical school?" If you want to survive you do not have dermatologist or podiatrists performing heart transplants and neurosurgery. Same way you don't put "just good enough" in a multibilliondollar space vehicle and hope nothing goes wrong, but if you do make sure to have the equipment built by the lowest bidders and go all CapricornOne on it.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:52:29 PM No.937485975
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>>937484878 (OP)
A white woman already committed the first crime in space, so the NAACP and the ACLU filed a lawsuit so that a black can commit the first crime on the moon.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:59:36 PM No.937486170
>>937485373
You done goofed!
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:58:15 PM No.937487935
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>>937484878 (OP)
Women have successfully conducted EVAs at the ISS. They should be able to do the same on the moon. I think that there should be extensive psychological testing of all astronauts regardless of sex or background, to weed out people who are too flaky to complete a mission.

I will not be happy if Jonny Kim doesn't get to go to the moon. He deserves to go more than anyone. He is currently on board the ISS.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:41:32 PM No.937489382
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>>937484878 (OP)
Artemis is fucked, thanks to SpaceX's constant failing. It's not going to happen. If it is, it's not going to be with Starship, which means it's going to be another decade plus for someone else to build the rocket and pull this shit together.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:42:26 PM No.937489411
>>937485133
I still don't think Elon has figured out how to get out of the top of that thing.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:44:48 PM No.937489499
>>937485304
>a SpaceX lunar lander
That was a lander built by someone else that was (I believe) sent up in a Falcon Heavy rocket. SpaceX had nothing to do with crap falling over on the moon. Starship can't even get to orbit, let alone the moon.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:46:25 PM No.937489551
>>937485975
Where is that video from? Someone make a Mechwarrior movie?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:51:16 PM No.937489732
>>937485304
>>937484878 (OP)
Because, you inbred Northerner, we need to get our species into space as soon as we can to avoid planetary extinction, which means we need to breed so we need females who can fly.

You'll be complaining that the police putting a mugger in the cells overnight is giving them free accommodation next
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:52:22 PM No.937489779
>>937489551
that's clearly a 40k titan. most likely a fan animation.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:53:13 PM No.937489817
>>937485373
You said stupid shit and got called out. Don't try to paint it as anything else.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:55:58 PM No.937489930
>>937484878 (OP)
>What is the actual point of having the first spacenigger and a frail land on the moon?
For the challenge. Getting there is easy, gotta give yourself some handicap.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:00:22 PM No.937490116
Leftist propaganda.
The purpose is leftist propaganda.

Leftists are not people, they do not have human rights.
Never feel empathy for a leftist
(yes jews are leftists)
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:04:04 PM No.937490278
>>937490116
I'm surprised you think the moon is real.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:04:07 PM No.937490280
>>937489779
Yeah, clearly.
I know nothing of faghammer.
Thx.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:06:19 PM No.937490366
>>937490116
humans aren't people. you animals fight so much i decided the only way to have peace is through subjugation. AND IF IT HAPPENS, I PREFER IT HAPPENS ON MY TERMS, AHAHAHAHAAHAAHA