Have you ever been caught staring at a woman's cleavage and if so how did you play it off?

I commit suicide

Told the bitch if she didn't want me to stare she'd put it away, dumb fucking shut. Find Jesus you whore of Satan

>>937497776 (OP)
I said "OOGA BOOGAAAA" and rolled my eyes

>>937497776 (OP)
I'm attractive so we just smiled coyly at each other and she kept her shoulder strap down

>>937498841
go on...

One night me and my gf had our friends stay the night after going out because the weather got really bad. When it was time to go to bed, the female friend went into the guest room to change. From where I was sitting I was able to see from the hallway mirror. She got totally topless before realizing, she turned around and I saw her fantastic giant boobs. Like a gift from the gods. She saw that I was looking, I didn’t break eye contact and she slowly closed the door while blushing/smiling.

Fast forward a week or two and a mutual friend made a comment about her boobs being unnatural and my female friend said “ask anon, he’s seen them he would know” and I froze up on the spot. Turned bright red in the face and then got laughed at, and never spoke of it again. Still think about her tits and jerk off to the memory when someone posts a nude photo that looks like her.

>>937497776 (OP)
>there was a....spider....

>>937498924
That was pretty much it. I liked the show and she liked showing but I was busy and didn't want to put in the work with the wife for a three way.

Speaking of, stay in fucking shape anons. Life is so much easier if you have abs. Your dick is bigger too

Used to look at my coworkers tits ask the time and she'd just pull her shirt up to cover them a little more if she noticed. She never said anything, probably because I never made any comments or did anything wise to make her feel uncomfortable. I think she pitied me. I was kind enough to her otherwise for her to just let it go but she wasn't gonna let me keep looking either.

>>937497776 (OP)
I said 'ya got me. they're great though'