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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:02:06 AM No.937503821
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What was a dynamic (anything really) you had with one or both of your parents as a child that would be totally inappropriate as an adult?
For me, it was me laughing at my mom's butt whenever I saw her in her underwear and/or swimsuit. It was especially funny because she had a "big butt." And she tended to wear thong/cheeky style underwear and swimsuits, not fully coverage ones, which to me made it even funnier because of "wedgie," and because the thongs made her already big butt look even bigger.
This wasn't anything sexual. I just thought butts were funny. And my mom often had her butt out a lot, and had a big butt at that.
If you're curious to what my mom looked like, the picrel isn't too far off. And my mom has worn swimsuits almost exactly the same as that.
As an ADULT though...this would be wildly inappropriate, lmfao. I don't see my mom in her underwear anymore. She does still wear thong swimsuits, but to laugh at or even comment on her butt never even crosses my mind anymore.
I DO have a HUGE thing though for big butts and big butts in thongs and thong swimsuits though. Not my mom's butt of course, just butts in general. I wonder if my mom is the reason why. If by constantly showing her butt she unintentionally conditioned me. And if subconsiously that stuck with me to influence my attraction to future women.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:10:08 AM No.937504140
>>937503821 (OP)
Probably wearing my dad's underpants on my head because it was funny.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:11:03 AM No.937504175
i can't think of much. i used to shower with my mom till i was like 6 or 7 but that's about it
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:15:19 AM No.937504337
>>937503821 (OP)
>>937504140
Wow. Kind of seems to be a common theme in this thread so far of people as kids finding their parent's underwear funny in one way or the other. The mom for the first person, the dad for the second person, but regardless still a common general theme
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:20:22 AM No.937504539
>>937503821 (OP)
>>937504140
If I had a nickel for every time a parent's underwear was mentioned in this thread I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:25:46 AM No.937504780
My mom was a day drinker - maybe functional alcoholic? That's my assumption but she's cleaned up now for the most part.
Anyhow she would make crazily inappropriate comments towards a particular friend of mine in middle school years, things like saying he was her secret boyfriend, how handsome he was, how she wishes she married him, and even once or twice inviting him to sleep in her room and "just kidding haha" after it.
Now he turned out to be extremely gay later on in high school so i doubt she secretly pounced on him or something but its the kind of thing we laughed off and didn't think much of at the time but in hindsight would be extremely suspicious if someone else heard or knew about it.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:29:12 AM No.937504926
>>937503821 (OP)
Probably going into changing rooms with my mom and seeing her naked. As a kid it was nothing but to do it now would be very weird