Hi /b/ it's the IT guy from yesterday

> day 25
> even though I'm shit at IT
> one guy thinks because I am IT I am super techy
> he asks me what my favourite browser is
> "Google ... Ultron"
> "Is it like chrome?"
> shit thats what I meant
> "yeah ... but better ... it's what nasa uses"
> "cool could you dl that for me?"
> gulp
> "yeah no worries"
> literally start shaking the mouse back and forth so fast you can't see the cursor
> then ctrl alt deleted into task manager
> "there .... you go. All done. It looks like google chrome, but it's really ultron, no one else can tell."
> to this day he still thinks he runs google ultron

> day 32
> for some reason the entire office is having to fill in a captcha every time they google anything
> have no idea why this happening
> Google ultron guy asks me if this has to do with the virus and if he should be backing up his data
> "First. Always back up your data."
> he nods to my tech sawy
> "Second. It's a security measure I've put in place. There are robots afoot."
> he nods again like my word is law

> day 33
> Ultron guy blabs and tells everyone about google ultron
> now everyone in the fucking office has a sharepoint ticket asking for it to be installed
> a few of the more competent people are asking me what the fuck google ultron is
> I just give them finger guns until they walk away
> have to spend entire day going from desktop to desktop pretending to dl google ultron
> literally spend 3-4 hours pretending to dl software that nasa uses
> one girl asks me if this even legal
> "Are you a cop?"
> she reports me to HR for "criminal like behaviour"
> have already explained to HR what google ultron is ...
> HR thinks its real
> HR thinks nasa uses it
> HR tells the narc to stop interfering with important technological matters because the narc doesn't know anything about IT like me
> doesn't know anything about IT like me