About down syndrome people is beating the shit out of them at bus stops with my friends after leaving a bar

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>>937529763 (OP)
Based but what's with the tiny bloody handprints that appear after the first punch?

>>937529763 (OP)
Ur so edgy nd cool

>>937530370

AGREED....

however, it appears that you have not put quite as much thought into how edgy and cool I am, because I am just now putting the finishing touches on an autobiographical novel, in which I analyze the roll my ubiquitous edginess has played in my unequivocal coolness.

sure, everybody knows how cool edginess can be, and obviously I am living proof of this age old axiom...

But very few people stop to pontificate the role COOLNESS plays in making people become SO decidedly edgy.

Unless there's any unexpected.
Opportunities to be cool and edgy today, i anticipate completion of the novel in about twenty three minutes, give or take forty five seconds.

Perhaps you wouldPerhaps you would like to preorder a copy now?

Remember: edgy , people realize how cool it is to purchase autobiographical novels before completion

You wouldn't want anybody thinking you're not edgy and cool, would you?

>>937530075
lol i was actually going to remove them

But i'm monitoring a special friend right now, who is presenting with some disturbanhealth health anomalies yesterday, and although.
He appears to be getting much better, i'm kind of preoccupied keeping my eyes on him, making sure we don't need to take him to the veterinarian.

>>937529763 (OP)
What about their huge dicks putting black dudes to shame? And cucking your dad when he’s at work?

>>937530075

Sexy Boom Boom is beyond anything shadow of a doubt..... THE most intelligent, loving, "connected", attentive, expressive, interactive, AMAZING cat I've ever worked with in 48 years of animal studies

hes........ not like ANY other cat

and he's definitely my most valued friend

if you were here.... and you spent 10 minutes watching Sexy Boom Boom....

you'd know exactly what im talking about

It's more like having an alien buddha than a cat

he functions on OUR level, in OUR world, acutely aware of everything that's going on with us, and continually CONTINUALLY demonstrates that he actually understands what we're saying...

example:
( this is just one tiny example out of literally hundreds and hundreds, it is the first one that pops into my mind)

I had my weed plug text me and say he was on his way. Sexy (as always) was sitting next to me and staring at me, like he's studying me, and in a normal human tone, the same way I would talk to a human, i told him, " i've gotten a friend swinging by in a little bit. but he will only be here for a few minutes, so you can just hang out in the bedroom"

and Sexy IMMEDIATELY started growling like a pitbull, or something (Sexy HATES every human, except for me, my wife, and sexys veterinarian, who is quite literally an animal whisperer genius)

Sexy started growling, and he jumped up on the back of the sofa facing the door, turned and looked at me, then he jumped to the front door and did his classic " pit bull guard dog" routine... Growling, and even his body resembles a pitbull, big and muscular up front, tailoring down to this tiny little adorable hindquarters...

GGGRRRRRRRRR!!!!.

"no, Sexy. he's not here yet. he'll be here.
In about five minutes"

and Sexy immediately stopped growling, turned around, and walked back into the bedroom just like I told him...

lol i swear i'm not lying
It's like having an alien buddha in the house

It's a while like the movie ET
Where the world doesn't realize what's happening behind our closed door

he's SMART AS FUCK.......
And he absolutely definitely understands everything we're saying

Because he gives us hundreds of examples like that, so many examples that I can't even remember where to start

Another thing that separates sexy from other cats:

FACIAL EXPRESSIONS

Which seems counterintuitive, considering the fact that cats don't have the facial musculature to form facial expressions

yet somehow, he's the only cat we've ever seen.Who has a full range of facial expressions....

Not only that, but HE CANNOT HIDE WHAT HE'S THINKING... anybody with eyes can look at him, and immediately tell what he's thinking...

This range of emotions are RIGHT THERE on his face... subtleties like disappointment, doubt... he can't hide it

we will talk to him and he will REACT to the conversations... unmistakable undeniable reactions... and they are always appropriate to the information he's hearing..

example: "Sexy i was going to give you some silvervine..." (and his eyes light up, and he glances over at the desk where I keep the silvervine)

".... But I just realized we don't have anymore, and i'm going to order another shipment today"

(and immediately his face changes, pouting, sad, disappointed)

"but I still have a little catnip"

(and now he stops expressing disappointment)

if this sounds like im exaggerating
COME VISUT US
come hang out with Sexy for 10 minutes
and you'll leave realizing "sexys actually smarter than Neptune said"

because im giving you the cliff notes only

we've done a lot A WHOLE LOT of animal "rescue" projects... both of us, our entire lives...

but SAVING SEXY WAS THE MOST ARDUOUS IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGING HEARTBREAKING and ultimately REWARDING of them all

the story is too long to tell in here
but from the moment we discovered him as a newborn trapped in a dangerous pipe drainage system from the 1800s, a very dangerous and completely inescapable "well of despair" that was equally as inaccessible to humans ...

it was like the universe had decided Sexy was going to be crucified

and every little problem in his rescue had its own set of tributary problems.. it was MINDBOGGLING how every single possible obstacle was in full effect, how everything that could possibly go wrong did and much worse

even after getting him out of that horrible situation, some asshole POISONED HIM
(we dug and improvised and created a way for him to escape because we couldn't fit down into the pipes)

not only did he poison sexy but he also BROKE HIS FRONT LEG

we finally got him
and he's now THE SAFEST, most cherished creature on earth

we would MURDER to protect him
and gladly go to prison

he's the reason we wake up every morning

our lives ARE in fact 'the Sexy Boom Boom Show'