>walk in
>see this
What do?
>>937538610 (OP)Pull out my monster dick and balls deep pound her prone bone. The sound of that amazing massive round ass smacking against me with every thrust would make me go monke brain
>>937538610 (OP)Shit on the bed and smear some on her ass so she thinks she's done it
>>937538610 (OP)turn 720 degrees and walk away
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>>937538610 (OP)turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>937538610 (OP)Make her eat all the eggs.
>>937542938same but I would lick her pussy and ass first
>>937542938You'd rather do anal in the ass than vaginal in the pussy?
>>937545501Yes. She's a whore and should be treated as such.
>>937540188Amongst of all chads and alphas I encounter... you are God amongst Chad's and alpha.
>>937538610 (OP)Dump flour all over her and go Ha Ha
>>937538610 (OP)Tell her she needs to lose 10-15 lbs.
>>937538610 (OP)Pop zit on ass
Proceed to push entire fake saline ass through popped zit hole
Cover her up with a blanket, so she won't be cold.
>>937546167You're so zany anon loling out loud