what kind of stuff do you do when you are very drunk?

>>937546035 (OP)
I don't drink, but I know a lot of closet faggot that use getting drunk as an excuse to be faggots.

piss on my mom's couch and then sleep on the couch

>>937546035 (OP)
I’ve only gotten very drunk once and I passed out after throwing up.

>>937546035 (OP)
Mostly try to get my wife to talk dirty until she shuts it down and I fall asleep. Sometimes I’ll make food, but it’s either an elaborate sandwich or gross poor food from my childhood.

>>937546035 (OP)
I used to fall down a lot. Bars, sidewalks, in my house. Woke up outside bars, in holding cells and various rooms in my house (or in my backyard or naked in my car in the garage.)

>>937546035 (OP)
Get a traumatic brain injury. That's what I do at least

>>937546035 (OP)
I don't get drunk

>>937546035 (OP)
depends
I've been the drunk jackass that starts crying and wallowing in his misery
I've also been the drunk jackass that turns into a mother "You will stop drinking n o w." then making the bro go to bed before he hurts himself more by drinking
My favorite one though was me turning into the drunk jackass that keeps cracking retarded jokes that either makes everyone laugh or lose all hope and light and all shine reflected in their eyes (and sometimes both)

>>937546035 (OP)
watch 200 movies reactions on youtube

>>937554401
>reaction videos
please,kill yourself. several times in a row. and keep on doing it infinitely

>>937554435
Nothing, I'm very low energy drunk.

>>937546035 (OP)
I get quieter than i already am, and I am already a quiet person. I love the head feel of alcohol, and i just enjoy the peace, not really interested in talking at that point. I am a very peaceful drunk.
Never do I do things that others will try to disown "cuz they were drunk", that's a stupid copout for bad behavior.

>>937556424
when i get drunk i get very tired and i lay down and fall asleep

>>937546035 (OP)
i drank every night for about 15 years and all I did was get blind and play MMOs.
sunk 15k hours each into 2 MMOs and a couple thousand hours in a few others.

I quit drinking 3y ago. I used to shitpost on /b/ read up on /g/ and try and get enough quality sleep to function at work.
I get better sleep now,. I still shitpos

>>937546035 (OP)
Drive to my local Jack in box and cry in the parking lot

Park at my local drive thru and jack off while crying

>>937546035 (OP)
Start arguments on 4chan or watch dumb horror movies.

prolapse my anus and try to cum while its out

>>937546035 (OP)
I pick random towns and look around using google maps until i find a company or store. I then look up as much as i can about the company and try to find a way to complain about them online usually on their own website if it's a store. I once got a dude fired from a company that sold and installed window blinds because i said he showed up high and screamed expletives at my neighbors because they were black. When they took down all the reviews they sent me an email saying it was his last straw so i imagine he was already a huge fuckup or was vexed as to how people knew.

>>937558978
>all I did was get blind and play MMOs
>tfw bottom 1/3 of your guild dps ranks for mythic raiding and the guild leader pulls you aside and tells you to learn your rotations
haha
Anyway.

anything mildly annoying (largely due to being a fumbling drunk than actually being rubish) gets aggressively tossed in the trash
>fresh new food container that is hard to open
>wireless keyboard misses a single entry
>glasses have a smudge

>>937546035 (OP)
Behave like Miku in a MMD or ProjectDiva gameplay