Thread 937552348

tricky stuff and snacks

poppyseed chicken and rice cheers

>>937551478
ser-ser-sershio

>>937551517
an embarrassing lots of amounts of times

>>937552546
wholesome

>>937552561
more leggg than a Kentucky Fried Chicken Value Bucket!

>>937552561
>wholesome
no u

>>937552769
i'll have a salad, thank you

>>937552820
there are so many adorable facets to that pic that i don't even know where to start

>>937552932
it is very cute

>>937553170
she looks like she's in prison for murdering her boyfriend and is meeting one of her fans for a conjugal visit

(not complaining, mind you - quite the opposite)

>>937553170
Haiz in Splashes On Glasses nr.5 when?

>>937552932
One chicken salad, cumming right up!
*schlorp*

Cursed week.

Slucc'n time

>>937553590
>sersh in that dress
hey i said snacks, not snaccs

>>937553643
;_;

>>937553590
SEXY

CHAD A GORILLA IN A COUPE (YUH), FINNA PULL UP TO THE ZOO, NIGGA
WHO, NIGGA? WHO THE FUQ IS YOU? I DON'T KNOW NIGGA (YUH)

Two weeks.

wat

>>937553689
Feels so bad.
>https://youtu.be/V7dg8vRDM68?feature=shared

wut

>>937553689
you also said a salad, not breast meat!

>>937554009
may-z should cover this one

https://youtu.be/4IKddfxkDWk

>>937554025
huh

>>937554035
you made a funny

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...

>>937554115
hm?!

>>937554186
saywuhnah?

>>937553800
the bitches love sosa

>>937554115
Allison should get cummed in again.

>>937554258
whaaaaaa???!
>>937554304
real nigga

just pull on it a little

>>937554352
well that escalated quickly

>>937554366
dew whut now?

>>937554115
Thanks it's one of my fave hobbies
>>937554352
Lewd!

>>937554451
>>937554507
They had semen in them.

>>937554507
like arts and crafts

>>937554647
they got to her egg?!

>>937554451
supper time for the ol choli. want some fried chicken, bro?
>>937554647
you're one odd little fella

Good eve + Men like Beady etc etc.

>>937554779
drumstick, extra crispy <3
enjoy

>>937554810
kys
>>937554824
comin right up!

Kstew?

>>937555000
nice double trips ya lil scamp

>>937554656
splurts and plaps!
>>937554647
many girls have, even Maisie

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L7eZ9SNpnYw
lmao allison check this out before i go get food

>>937555048
Ooooo

>>937555136
best i can do is hot glue, pipe cleaners, and some construction paper

>>937555140
aaaah! i love it when they're sleepin' on their backs and their lil paws are up <3

>>937555153
yeah that was pretty neat :D

>>937555320
woah :O

>>937555136
And then she gets picked up by her ankles.
>>937555248

>>937555248
>hana falling asleep with a little coffee mug in her hand
so adorable

I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

>>937555367
them boystompers

>>937555391
the one with the remote reminded me of my uncle on thanksgiving :3

lil aris bum!

>>937552820
dumb broad doesn't know to use glacee or luxardo cherries

now a company of old men surrounded
lil aris as soon as she stepped into the mall!

the old men were like horses and mules!

and lil aris was the afternoon munch
and snacks!

>>937555431
kek
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v3aDFCOPX4M
heres another one you'll enjoy.
>gets pissed at fish
>throws it at the wall

>>937555664
heh, she's so rowdy

>>937555740
take me to the mall or the walls all fall!

>>937555867
may-z's a mean drunk

>>937555248
Hot glue, or "hot glue"?
>>937555367
Careful! Do not damage the small English pop star!

>>937555934
>>937555971

>>937555971
hot glue <3
wanna glue sparkly stuff to other sparkly stuff with me?

>>937556015
STOMP STOMP

>>937556094
PUMP PUMP

>>937556143
o u

>>937556094
as long as the stuff isn't my face, I'm game
>>937556015
god she must leave footprints like a Chieftain tank

>>937556268
>>937556282
i gotta get ready for bed, y'all lil rapscallions

have a comfy night <3

>>937555857
hey uhhhhh so will you explain this reference to me tomorrow
>>937556393
sleep well

CHAD PUT A PILL IN A MCFLURRY, HE A GOOFY NIGGA

>>937556393
goo nite, sweat prints

Two weeks.

>>937556608
It's weird that you're counting down the days til I begin farming but you do you bro

bd got btfo kek!!!!

absolute fucking cringe

>>937555320
>>937555140
>>937556839
>>937556487
Not celebs

One week.

now? is that how this works?

>>937556958
Pedophile

i'm drunk.
i took an edible.
i'm gonna jack my shit

...now?

>>937557037
finally a relatable cel post, imma drink another beer just for you anon

i'm straight up gonna goon my shizz to maya higa tomorrow

>>937557069
hellyeag

>>937557120
hellll yeaaaaaaaaah

I miss when these threads were more than just the same 4 terrible posters all the time

>>937557190
party on duder, enjoy your night

Two weeks.

>>937557281
>***crrrrrrrrrrrrack***

>>937557075
my condolences, hopefully you will luck out and it wont happen

>>937557321
Pedo

>>937557045
Not a celeb, faggot

>>937557481
Fuck off to a socials thread. Not a celeb

>>937557481
oh great, this retard is here to flood the thread again

oh great peepee poopoo my diapy is full

>>937557037
Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!

:3

>>937557694
got his ass

>>937557699
thats exactly right.
it is what it is and other such sayings

>>937557699
tha'ts some real shit you just said sersh

>>937557751
>>937557729
>>937557702
>>937557694
Not celebs. Fuck off. You deserve beady's spam for ruining every thread.

lazy days in mid july...

is it still mid july idrk

>>937557750
Whackin' the ole balls, crankin' the ole hog
>>937557751
A wise man once told me 'he who does not goon, does not live'. I told him that's great but he still needed to wear pants inside the gas station.

>>937557831
Fuck you

>>937557699
>Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
Inseminate? Evolutionarily speaking.

>>937557810
you mean YOUR spam, beady

>>937557946
Not a celeb

Here comes the pregnancy spam again.

>>937557881
i'm crankin down, gotta get to business

here comes the butthurt running commentary again!!!

Stop making me jealous with all your drinkin talk.
I've no alcohol tonight.

>>937557921
>mafia boss with two henchman dot jpg
>>937558067
gobbless hoss!

>>937558122
learn to make toilet wine

>>937558087
Pregnant.

>>937558168
Is that the one where you put your head in the toilet and wine about your life?
Cause I already do plenty of that haha just kidding... unless?

I think I'll just wait until tomorrow and buy it off the shelf, don't really feel like makin booze in my toilet right now lmao

>>937557946
release the snyder cut!

>>937558239
beady post

>>937558239
fair enuf

>>937557881
he's right 100% tho

>>937557694
Throw it out and put on a new one, no one uses a toilet these days.

>>937558320
:)

Speaking of Kat Newt I just finished watching Winner.
She's only a minor character in it so I wouldn't go into expecting to a lot of her.
She's still gorge tho. :3

>>937558320
undercover Taylor Swift!
>>937558391
I'm just tryin' to buy some beefed jerky here!

>>937558532
Drunk and stoned. You're able to maintain yourself better than me.
Makin me look a clown in front of the chat.

Gonna have to ask you to start acting a lot crazier.

>>937558608
theres a pic of them together, i can't fidn it but imagine i posted it.

>>937558643
i'm gonna start losing it in a second

>>937558608
>>937558689

>>937558689
>*Rubs hands together*
Oh boy here it comes... here comes the schizo posting we've all been craving!
Kate's not here, the spotlight is all yours tonight king!

>>937558608
shits too damn expensive
>>937558725
crazy cute tay

>>937558725
she stole her aura that night
>>937558747
fuck yes here i go

>>937558814
>>937558767
>>937558747
>>937558479
Not cels
>>937558064
Pedo

>>937558767
>shits too damn expensive
$9 for 80 grams here.
Always feel like I gotta be strapped every time I go to buy some BJ cause shit goes down with that kinda money bein exchanged.

>>937558814
HERE IT COMES

>>937558891
I'M WILDIN OUT
>faps silently

>>937558891
just trying to chew some jerky not get stuck up for some major cash

>>937558940
THE ANTICIPATION IS ABSOLUTELY SWELLING

>>937558979
Fuck o ff

>>937558979
RIGHT THO? Sometimes you get those jerky chunks with the pieces of fat in em and it almost makes it worth it tho. You know what I'm talkin about.

>>937558689
>>937558725
Kat's right hand is definitely down the back of Taylor's shorts
>>937558767
I should buy regular beef and just jerk it myself.

kinda like this Milly's tiddys tee bee que eitch

>>937558996
haha yeah
i'm gonna act real crazy and say "nice malu"

>>937559060
Your balls are looking a little too full for her liking, don't you agree?

>>937559026
ooooooooooooh i know what you're talking about
>>937559058
sersh is jerking his beef!

>>937559106
yes they absolutely are

>>937559150
She's got a really fun way to help relieve that pressure.
It involves her tongue...

>>937559107
In the beefe store, straight jerkying it, and by It I mean... haha lets just say, my prime rib

>>937559209
my imagination is filling in some blanks here

>>937559107
:3

>>937559245
sersh jerked bee fgotta be so tasty
>>937559252
;)

is a woman ever so pretty you wanna blow your fucking brains out

>>937559259
<3

>>937559283
having your beef jerked by Saoirse must be the best thing in the world

>>937559249
Naughty naughty... I wonder if you can stay as hard as you are RIGHT NOW long enough to fill her in.
She doesn't think you can though, in fact she bets everything she has on it.
She bets she could get that twitching cock cumming with just a few well placed kiss up the spine.
Kissing up from the base, planting wet warm smooches right up your frenulum... does it feel good when she does that?

>>937559306
That’s when we start improving ourselves for the better for them and if they reject us we just kidnap them

>>937559410
so good. really dont know if i'll last it feels so good

>>937559384
sersrh getting those loooong deep strokes in
>>937559518
mwaahh

>>937559497
Don't you dare cum yet! She wants to taste that delicious cock. It always tastes better when it's just about to cum.
Don't cum yet.~

Let her get on her knees and stare up into your eyes while she wraps her perfectly manicured hand around that horny penis and pull the skin back aaaall the way to expose your engorged tip.

omggg it looks so fucking good. Like a tasty cherry she wants to suck the cum out of.
Grabbing hold of your cock with one hand and aggressively slapping it onto her tongue while she moans seductively, plap plap plap plap, resting it on her tongue for a second and rubbing it around circules to stimulate you even more. You taste so fucking good~

>>937559593
Little bit of rolling-wrist action in there too... goodness i seem to be perspiring heavily

>>937559620
barely holding on, so hot.
throbbing on her tongue and letting the pre drip out

>>937559652
>unnnff baby you taste so good
she moans while you throb your ejaculate on her tongue, feeling her voice humming and vibrating through your shaft. it's soooo easy for her, the way she controls guys with this one weird trick... making their dick feel sooooooo good. you're so close, i hope you don't mind she scoots in a little closer, placing both her hands on flat against your thighs and throating your entire length to the base before slooooooooowy dragging her lips up to the tip, milking that load out of you

>>937559735
omg
i think i have to let it out

>>937559642
fuuuhck ssersh is actually jerking it
>>937559714
so many kisses

>>937559798
Looks like more than kisses.

>>937559782
oh you do? she never could have guessed by the way your legs were shaking... or the way you were moaning freely every time she loving working your shaft... she had no clue you were so close~

she wants you to cum on her face, not just so she can taste that what must be LAVA hot load building inside your balls but so she can feel like a good girl. being painted lets her know what a good girl's she's been and what a good job she did pleasing you... you're going to give her a fat load right?

>>937559798
Careful Millyposter, you'll pop- oh, what a lovely bum she has!

>>937559885
yes i am, to the very next pic if shed like. whatever she wants

>>937559829
it's many many kisses
>>937559900
you're not wrongggg it is lovely

>>937559931
goodness, more content like that and I'LL pop too!

>>937559905
let her get off your gorgeous dick, lean pack and prop herself up on her arms... presenting her fertile, nubile body. tummy, flat chest, face. cum for her! stroke out rope after rope after rope all over her body. she wants you to have all of her, to feel so amazing you never think of anyone else ever again~
don't stop pumping, stroke stroke stroke, pump pump pump until your bails are dry and empty~

>>937560013
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>>937560004
ugh thank you. it felt so good shooting rope after rope for malu