I have a small business. I design and create one-of-a-kind jewelry. Lately somebody has been stealing my materials, and I decided to lay out a trap, and catch him in the act. I CAUGHT HIM!

I make each piece of jewelry by hand, using the traditional Congo 'dungala' technique, sun-drying, curing, then sculpting my own feces into attractive.
Contemporary is jewelry for both men and women.

I take great care to pick out only my very finest bowel movements, after eating nothing, nothing but cheese and other dairy products for three days beforehand.

The traditional sun drying technique ensures the highest quality. i put a lot of effort into this business.

but lately, i've been Going Out in the backyard.Only to discover my materials have been stolen. it's happened several times recently, and I started to get really pissed off!

That's when I had an idea:

Micro lens camera technology has come a long way, and I found this Turdcam online for a reasonable price. the installation is easy no tools required, and within thirty seconds, i was good to go.

Hey, Popanator.

I suppose my next door neighbor Logan must have been curious because my ring doorbell camera saw him helping out and making sure everything was safe and sound.

Good kid. a little weird, but a good kid

>>937555633

well, imagine my surprise when I watched.Watched the turdcam footage and discovered LOGAN HAS BEEN STEALING FECES!!!!...

It was him the entire time!! and if that's not bad enough, HE'S. BEEN EATING MY MATERIALS!!!

>>937555633

That's what I did a little research into Logan... it turns out I was wrong, his name isn't Logan. i must have misread the name on his mailbox.

And that's how I ended up in here tonight.

From what I understand, he's kind of a hero in here, and all of you guys seem to worship him.

How can I find him?... i'm new to this place. is there a button i push?