Thread 937557233 - /b/ [Archived: 21 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:27:16 AM No.937557233
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Tell the supreme gentleman happy birthday b.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:24:06 AM No.937559141
>>937557233 (OP)
He never scored.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:25:12 AM No.937560752
>>937559141
neither will you ;)
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:26:42 AM No.937560782
>>937557233 (OP)
Was it really 2013 when he died?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:28:01 AM No.937560814
>>937557233 (OP)
Holy shit he wouldโ€™ve been 34 yrs old, probably still a hapa virgin lusting after blondes, driving his โ€˜08 BMW coupe while listening to cheesy 80s songs, just filled with hatred
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:30:39 AM No.937560876
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>>937557233 (OP)
Bryan Kohberger seemed to copy him in a lot of ways. He gets to celebrate Elliot's birthday here!
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:32:51 AM No.937560930
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:42:48 AM No.937561164
>>937560876
As a special present from the beyond Bryan is sentenced not only to life in prison w/out parole but also (per the plea bargain) w/out the ability to appeal. That ugly Jew is going to live for decades wishing heโ€™d stayed home that night and played with his willy to instead
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:07:46 AM No.937562865
>>937561164
Kohberger could have just lived his life and continued learning about criminals. He could have opened up a flea market booth and sharpened knives for people on weekends. Maybe make a podcast where he talks about gruesome murders, those podcasts are popular. He could have worked for the police and investigated new crimes, which would have fascinated him, and which he devoted a great deal of time studying in a college setting.

Instead he gets to spend the rest of his life rotting in the worst prison Idaho has, while the world goes on without him.

I'd feel bad for him if he weren't such an asshole that he decided to go on a pointless rampage. One of his former criminology professors literally wishes she could interview him and has a list of questions to ask him and she wants to try to understand how he could be so manipulative to make her think he had potential.

He's now a waste of human life. Not just his own, but his victims too. I would put the same derision upon him as I do on Nikolas Cruz, who similarly did not have the balls to off himself.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:08:37 AM No.937562877
>>937557233 (OP)
Happy Birthday bud
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:52:06 AM No.937564391
>>937562877
Thank you kind anon
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:20:21 AM No.937564745
birthday.bag...cake.........
birthday.bag...cake.........
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>>937557233 (OP)