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Anonymous No.937566525 [Report] >>937566625 >>937566656 >>937566873 >>937566890 >>937566971 >>937567469 >>937567806 >>937567879 >>937569235 >>937569322 >>937570225 >>937570320 >>937570454 >>937570526 >>937570707 >>937570790
How do guys so ugly get girls so hot?
Anonymous No.937566625 [Report] >>937567021
>>937566525 (OP)
He's a 5 and she's a 6.
My guess is that he's rich aside from being tall.
Anonymous No.937566656 [Report] >>937567021
>>937566525 (OP)
He probably has built a comfy stable life, like house, health insurance, car, stable salary. Cause yeah she is very pretty and if she has a solid body on top of that she’s like an 8-8.5 and he’s like a 5/10. He is tall too, women are retards for that.
They’ll put up with and deal with anything as long as the dude is tall
Anonymous No.937566810 [Report]
He is probably rich and has a decent cock.
Anonymous No.937566873 [Report]
>>937566525 (OP)
He's not ugly, you blind faggot
Anonymous No.937566890 [Report] >>937566914
>>937566525 (OP)
That's just her beta simp. She's 100% cheating on him with chad
Anonymous No.937566914 [Report] >>937567037
>>937566890
>When omegas speak.
Anonymous No.937566971 [Report]
>>937566525 (OP)
He has a nicer model of BMW than you and he's a perfect gentleman.
Anonymous No.937567021 [Report] >>937567155
>>937566625
>>937566656
>that
>a 5
do you think being bald automatically detracts 4 points or something? hes attractive lol, and im not just saying that because hes next to an attractive woman
Anonymous No.937567037 [Report] >>937567155
>>937566914
>cuck in denial
Anonymous No.937567141 [Report]
Both are not ugly, if anything, conventionally attractive. You nigger retards are so warped about being bald.
Anonymous No.937567155 [Report] >>937567418
>>937567021
Fair, I rated him low, he's a 6 or 7 depending on the eye of the beholder, with a possibility of being an 7.5 on a day where he is snazzily dressed and feeling confident. She's a 6 on a bad day, a steady 7 on regular days and an 8 on her good days.
He still likely has his shit in order making him more attractive than his looks alone for her.
>>937567037
Stop trying to project your own low self esteem onto me anon.
Anonymous No.937567418 [Report] >>937567463
>>937567155
I don’t need to, you just announced you're a cuck unprompted
Anonymous No.937567463 [Report] >>937567522
>>937567418
Thief thinks every man steals.
Anonymous No.937567464 [Report] >>937567500 >>937567859 >>937567862 >>937570260 >>937570482
You all are morons. That's Alex Caruso, a famous NBA player and 2 time champ. Laughing at the comments saying "I bet he has his life in order and owns a home and car".
Anonymous No.937567469 [Report]
>>937566525 (OP)
Hes in the nba
Anonymous No.937567500 [Report] >>937570260
>>937567464
Not knowing people who do professional sportsball isn't moronic, being into sport isn't inherent genius behavior.
Anonymous No.937567522 [Report] >>937567564
>>937567463
Idk what thieves think because I'm not a thief. You're constantly telling on yourself
Anonymous No.937567564 [Report]
>>937567522
You're a cuck espousing cuck thinking, calling other people cucks for disagreeing with you.
Anonymous No.937567806 [Report] >>937567827
>>937566525 (OP)
height, dick size. the former for the initial attraction and the latter for her to stay
Anonymous No.937567827 [Report] >>937567867
>>937567806
that's not how you spell money
Anonymous No.937567859 [Report] >>937570260
>>937567464

Not everyone lives in the US. Most of the world don't care about basketball
Anonymous No.937567862 [Report]
>>937567464
That's Brian Laundrie. He murdered his girlfriend and then killed himself.
Anonymous No.937567867 [Report] >>937569028
>>937567827
you're an absolute retard if you think money matters. yes money gets women to sleep with you, to stay with you for material goods but it doesn't get you the kind of lust and longing that women feel when you're genuinely attractive AND make them cum with your cock. people who deny this fact are always dudes who have never once known what it's like to be genuinely desired by the opposite sex.
Anonymous No.937567879 [Report]
>>937566525 (OP)
>thinks this guy is ugly
>wonders why don't women like him
Anonymous No.937569028 [Report]
>>937567867
This. If it were about money, my chick wouldn't still be with me haha. She would've left when I was between jobs.
Boys get burned by girls and then assume women are the same as girls.
>They also fail to realize they have yet to become men themselves.
Anonymous No.937569235 [Report]
>>937566525 (OP)
1 - he is a perfectly normal looking guy. Facial features maybe a 6
2 - but he seems to be in good shape - or at least better shape that 80% of americans his age
3 - unless she is a midget, he is pretty tall. probably in upper quintile of height
4 - so that puts him as a 7.5/10
5 - judging from the photo, they are at a beach resort and got engaged, the rock is huge. That is a $50k ring at a $20k resort. ergo, he is rich
6 - she is fake as fuck - look at the nails, the veneers on the teeth, the gobss of makeup
7 - she is a natural 7 at best
8 - she is definitely using him for his money
9 - that is OK bc he is using her for status and pussy
10 I bet she gives bad head
11 - she looks like she smells bad from poor diet
Anonymous No.937569322 [Report]
>>937566525 (OP)
AI generated.
Anonymous No.937569728 [Report]
90% of it is about protection. I bet this guy has a comfy van to keep her safe in.
Anonymous No.937570030 [Report] >>937570080 >>937571261
Anonymous No.937570080 [Report]
>>937570030
It almost looks real!
Anonymous No.937570225 [Report] >>937570246
>>937566525 (OP)
His chin is above her forehead, so he's well above 6' if she's not a midget and her face eliminates such probability. The picture doesn't show his dick, so it's size cannot be deduced, even though it's more likely to be larger than average for being generally tall.
You don't know their relationship dynamic, so you can't guess it's quality, and again if you believe he's ugly, then this ring should tell you he had to get himself cucked in court as a natural projection to his relationship, indicating it lacked quality and he had to sacrifice his dignity to secure it.
Anonymous No.937570246 [Report]
>>937570225
>it's
*its
Anonymous No.937570260 [Report] >>937570399
>>937567859
That sucks because your sports are fucking dogshit. Go watch cricket you eurofag.

>>937567500
No, being into 4chan is lmao.

>>937567464
This. He's a rich, tall, professional athlete. Ignoring two of those things he'd get more pussy than any of you because he's tall and probably not an absolute autist who browsed 4chan.

>Ugly
The thing about these posts every time is how completely out of touch they are with what women look for in a man. And it's just so damn funny.

God you're all such fucking losers it's so funny and /thread
Anonymous No.937570320 [Report]
>>937566525 (OP)
His chin is above her forehead, so he's well above 6' if she's not a midget and her face eliminates such probability. The picture doesn't show his dick, so its size cannot be deduced, even though it's more likely to be larger than average for him being generally tall.
You don't know their relationship dynamic, so you can't guess its quality, and again if you believe he's ugly, then this ring should tell you he had to get himself cucked in court as a natural projection to his relationship, indicating it lacked quality and he had to sacrifice his dignity to secure it.
Anonymous No.937570344 [Report]
>ITT: autistic virgins try to understand how not knowing a well-known NBA star (a white guy mind you in a sport that is mainly black) who's well over 6 feet tall can get more pussy than they do.
The irony
Anonymous No.937570399 [Report] >>937570610
>>937570260
>No, being into 4chan is lmao.
Kek did you just shit in the pool and tell me I stink?
Anonymous No.937570454 [Report]
>>937566525 (OP)
Imagine thinking girls care how the guy looks. The uglier the better, they want protection and a hard worker.
Anonymous No.937570482 [Report]
>>937567464
>He's famous
Even worse, now it's even more probable that he'll get his anus gapped in divorce courts few years down the line.
Anonymous No.937570526 [Report]
>>937566525 (OP)
Are we discussing whether or not two time NBA Champion Alex Carusso can pull ass?
Anonymous No.937570610 [Report] >>937570735
>>937570399
apparently it's looked at as undesirable. it's arguing online.
Anonymous No.937570707 [Report]
>>937566525 (OP)
Well he's a world champion basketball player for one
Anonymous No.937570735 [Report]
>>937570610
Did you really go find a stat in an attempt to deflect from having said that only dumb people come here while being here yourself?
Anonymous No.937570790 [Report]
>>937566525 (OP)
He is not that ugly and she is not that pretty.
Anonymous No.937571261 [Report] >>937574699
>>937570030
what's their name? I remember watching their porn somewhere
Anonymous No.937571782 [Report]
It's called money
Anonymous No.937574699 [Report] >>937575881
>>937571261
Jeff and crystal.
Anonymous No.937575881 [Report] >>937576774
>>937574699
she is so hot. what's their story?
Anonymous No.937576774 [Report]
>>937575881
Made a bunch of porn MMF etc. sometimes posted in gif