Weed and porn is the best combination in the world. Bonus if you got a fleshlight

you are correct

So just regular porn you meant

>>937571209 (OP)
How do sex toys like this feel? Like when you slap their asses? Does it feel like a real ass? Also, how do you store this thing? Does it come with a little cube-shaped suitcase you can keep under your bed? Also, I heard cleaning these things is a pain in the ass. You have to clean them after every use and let them air dry. They really should make a self-cleaning/drying version of these things.

Also, when you use them, do you put a pillow and a blanket next to it so you can imagine a whole woman is there to not break immersion? Or am I overthinking it?

yes and it's all fun and games until you start posting your wife's nudes with face

>>937571938
Got a story for us, anon?

>>937571209 (OP)
What a beautiful, lickable asshole. Moar.

>>937572038
i've been getting stoned and posting my wife's nudes with her face lately

>>937572144
Why, and any repercussions? Mine is a business professional so she would def pop up on any reverse search. Sucks because we both want to get full opinions

>>937572195
none yet, but someone thought they recognized her last night. i opted my wife out of pimeyes. you can't actually find anything of her.

>>937571911
Just get one dude. It changes everything entirely. I have 3. A Fleshlight, one of those little lower half's and a full sex doll.all for different levels of horny. Way better to actually fuck something rather then just laying on your back and pumping with your hand. You won't regret it. Cleaning is a bit annoying doe

No homo bro head is next level

>>937572248
I’m sure there are plenty of PimEyes clones, be careful

>>937572300
i've looked around for other services and they all suck compared to pim.

>>937572300
>>937572339
that said the first face nude i posted of my wife got reposted by some russian on a russian website. had pim take it down for me lol

>>937572379
Same here. Never again though, even pictures I found much hotter. Weird

>>937572403
the guy scraped most of the thread and made a gallery so it wasn't targeted

>>937571209 (OP)
No, weed, meth, and poppers is the best combo

>>937572294
I have flirted with the idea. But I am worried I will use it like twice and never again. I have heard some people say that. I wonder if it's like VR. Most people buy it and they are all excited but then use it 2. Does it matter where you buy them? Should I just buy them off of amazon or alibaba or whatever that chinese website is called.

>>937571209 (OP)
That may be the most pristine asshole/pussy combination I've ever seen

>>937572623
Ye, get one off Amazon. They're like 15 bucks max. Or just go to one of those local perv shops. You can be fucking a fake pussy by this afternoon. Just make sure to get lube too

>>937572698
I'm a big fan of porn to relax, but weed just

>>937571911
It’s pretty simple to clean just rinse it with water and let it dry on its own. I got a flesh light so not an ass sized one. When I cum my body is trembling from pleasure. Worth it
My hand doesn’t even do the job anymore tbh

>>937572294
Just use a lot of lube. Get high and your dick jumps up.

>>937572498
Yeah but weed as in a gummy is better. Just take it and get high for 6 hours. plus no negative downsides. Once you’re finished jacking off you can watch a movie or whatever and feel good

>>937572718
I am trying not to support American businesses. I might go with some Chinese website. But I doubt I have the courage to enter a sex store. Unless, I wonder if they deliver?

>>937573018
You can totally do the same when on meth. I'd alternate from absolutely depraved porn and gooning to World of War craft for like 12 hours. Although I'm glad to be sober from that shit these days, I just miss that lol

>>937573183
I prefer crack and cross dressing.

Money and money is the best combination in the world. Who can send me $500?

>>937573324
Haven't done crack, doesn't it only last like 30 minutes? Sounds expensive and tedious. One big shot of meth and you're set for like 20 hours. I don't cross dress but I do get obsessed with big cocks

>>937573981
Anyone?

>>937573144
Mailman here. We deliver you that fleshlight ass but then we know and tell your neighbors

>>937573981
i can

>>937578122
Can you send me to paypal? /Figpucker

Thanks anon !

>>937578418
i can but i won't i mean. i have a lot of money but i work for a living.

>>937578455
Me too but im poor lol.

>>937578455
>>937578476

Pretty please?

>>937578655
yep.

>>937578655
what abour half

>>937579947
>>937580228
meant to reply to you lol

>porn

>weed

>>937582404
have you tried printing copies of this and handing it out to people on mass transit?

gooner here looking for buds

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>>937571209 (OP)
Think porn and weed could turn a girl into a gooner?

>>937582714
Yes but my printer jammed

>>937571209 (OP)
Yes. However I have unlimited free homebrew that makes that combo even better when used in moderation. I grow the strain I find best for fapping too. It's all so good

>>937578057
So that's why my neighbors all showed up at my door naked

>>937582438
Native Americans use to smoke weed all the time and they’re HIGH T

I’m gonna take 20mg of an edible. I’m gonna get high tonight and goon so fucking hard. Already fucked my fleshlight 2 times this morning

>>937584518
Doesn't the edible drag you out? What brand?

>>937584487
I live near a reserve with 72 pot shops. It's like Disneyland

>>937573981
>>937578122
>>937578418
Please lol

>>937571209 (OP)
Top 10 most lickable assholes ive ever seen holy fuck.

WOW what a butthole

I'm about to hit the 10 hr mark on crystal

>>937584299
Well, yeah we shared a common interest. And you rudely declined the block party goon sushion.

>>937588879
I just invited someone in another thread who wanted hotel gooning tips to come over here instead (no homo), so I really wouldn't have turned down an invitation like that. It must've fallen off the door & blown away :(

she sends nudes and she sucks really good

>>937571209 (OP)
There is a better combination (a variation of what you said) but I'm not gonna hint you at it because I don't want more retards doing it, lol.

>>937589102
Maybe we should stop gluing the notices to people's doors with goon goo. We just have so much of it, and it feels like such a waste to bin it. I don't know, I guess we could put it in a jar or something. . . Wait! That's actually a great idea! Quick! What is your favourite toy?

>>937586500
Please. Lol

>>937571911
>>937572294
they feel great but I think my dick's too small to get stimulated properly, that and being cut reduces pleasure too much

>>937592392
you should try a nice glass dildo before you get that, the tingles you get from a glass one are unreal

>>937590078
Is the combination "MDMA" and "goth chicks"?

>>937594803
Lol, I'm with you

>>937572623
Bro what? I'd much rather fuck a sex doll and watch VR porn than regular porn or my hand. Before my headset died I was blowing loads daily to VR stuff. That shit is insane.