Celeb Thread - /ANOTHA ONE/ edition.

My gf

>>937582226 (OP)
Cummy treats edition

>>937582270
You know who that is. Bad Babs.

Dumb monkey.
Learn.

>>937582270
>>937582248
most unwholesome

>>937582353
Stop posting Emma Roberts, no one likes her.

>>937582226 (OP)
>>937582323
looks fully lubed

>>937582057
Ill be under your bed if I see you slacking, boi.

Nah they're not in this thread.. NOW. though I could have pointed out a certain someone who was bad to me :( wwyd? Could I refer them to you and youd FK THEM UP next time I'm hurt?

Don't wanna talk about it. Just wanna express my frustration that's all. Ppl are so blind and ignorant. It's fascinating. And it's kinda my fault to expect otherwise I guess.

Kinda proud of you, dummy. You're scooting, outside, that's healthy. And watching a mobi in fresh air? Comfyyyy.

Can I tell you to scoot the fk out of here. Damn that'd be a great pun lol.

THERE'S SOMEBODY ELSE
INSIDE MY HEAD
AND HE'S TELLING ME TO GIVE UP

HE'S TELLING
ME
TO
GIVE
UP

>>937582353
This makes me wanna give up for good.

>>937582305
I was just tagging the institution of OP.
>>937582326
we know you are
you don't have to tell us :P

>>937582323
dude jenna ortega is so hot

>>937582452
hat! <3

>>937582413
can you pls hide in closet instead pls so i can put a deadbolt it at least. i'll let you out durin the day and feed and water you etc etc

>wwyd?
I'd swing The Hammer. Mercilessly. Indiscriminately.
And if not felled by the force of the swing, then by the trauma of the terror. He would be dealt with dwdw

>And it's kinda my fault to expect otherwise I guess.
Nawww, don't blame yourself. It's a TUFF crowd in these threads. You can do everything right and be treated everything but.

>Can I tell you to scoot the fk out of here. Damn that'd be a great pun lol.
KEK. It gives a whole new meanin to "I gotta scoot" doesn't it? X)

did troy's dad get mad when he realized he had to take him to the fat kid store for clothes?

>>937582607
he took him to the camping store and dressed him in tents

>>937582494

FUCK SEVERIN

>>937582754
But seriously, why is a raven like a writing desk?

troy shit himself onstage during an elementary school play about the civil war, now everyone knows him as stinkin' lincoln

>>937582820
more Zeg pls

>>937582801
Because it can produce a few notes

>>937582801
people look at you weird if you slap your dick against either

>>937582601
Ahh wouldn't it be nice to just surrender for a moment and let some one else to take the wheel and run things? I'll take the closet, I'm good with it, give me any space and I'll make it work. Feed me some nutrients and give me some love, I don't need much. I'll be the loyalest companion everrrrr.

Nah I'm not taking about the thread. It's easy to stand up for your self here. Not like offline, where it gets to the point of screaming bc no one fn listening anymore. Damn I feel kinda bad revisiting it when usually youd just supress things, the feelings. Ehhhhhh. I'm so hurt! Tbh. Heh. Miserrryyyyyyy

>>937582865
>>937582919
Competing theories? I'll have to consider them both at brillig today
>>937582922
She, however, gets considered now

>>937582720
it's been 446 days, but murph is so tempting today >_<

>>937582997
>Murph's law: if something good is coming, it's worth coming

>>937582997
let her tempt you :>
I'd like to watch :3
I wonder if Alice would like to watch

>>937582959
>I'll be the loyalest companion everrrrr.
Bawww why does that sound so wholesome and cyute tho?!
>But also a little... *cough cough*

I'm sorry to hear that! IRL can be frustrating sometimes. I barely interact with anyone and I still get times where people make me crazy!

You don't gotta revisit it, the weekend is for relaxin. Get those pesky thoughts outta your head, this is not their time!

See now if you were here right now I'll unlock that deadbolt, wrap you in my biggest comfiest blanket and hold you like a burrito in my arms while you relaxed.

You want me to put on some Netflix for ya?
^^

Speakin of scootin, I really do gotta scoot for a bit (d'oh!).
I'm gonna be puttin you in charge, if you're up to it!

>>937583055
>"do it" dubs
she's so...
>sigh

>>937583095
(^///^)

>>937583126
and if not watch .... then at least let me hear those cute moans again as you lose your mind, you little slut :>

>>937582820
Chat, is this real?

>>937583196
kys

>>937583153
it's wrong...

>>937583126
It's gonna happen at some point. Might as well pick her and pick a time then have it happen to you some other time

>>937583117
Maybe id prefer to be treated like sht first hm. And only then, to be treated with love. Get all manipulative! It feels more familiar this way. Feels more real, maybe? Hmmm

>But also a little
A little what? Annoying? Childish? That's a yes to both.

>>937583257
>have it happen to you some other time
the last time i went this long without, there were...involuntary incidents...and tbh they're more thrilling then the voluntary ones

>>937583267
You posting that just reminds me of the flaw in my argument. What if the Allisons or Alices of the world want life to happen to them?
>>937583334
You know I'm with you either way. But not like that. Well, not NOT like that, but not like that THAT right now.

hands free bitch

>>937583361
You're the funny guy, aren't you?

>>937583317
Give ya some of that Stockholm Syndrome medicine.
>He didn't yell at me today, I must have been super well behaved, I'm gonna try even harder tomorrow!

No kek.
NOTHING. I SAID NOTHING.

Just my disgusting gutter brain at work again.
Just Shift+Delete it from your brain hard drive. :p

You gonna be okie while I scoot for a bit?

>>937583387
this anon gets it

>>937582820
>>937582919
Hottt

>>937583410
I'm the tired ancient one who's lost most other emotional responses besides the small serotonin shot i get from being clever
>>937583387
Without the comma, it's a descriptor. With the comma, it's a command. But was the omission intentional

>>937583469
fuck off already you annoying cunt.

>>937583484
that's Alice :3
he very certainly does get it .... being a little slut himself

Someone missed a post. Someone else was about to tell them how it feels wrong but oh so right.

>>937583527
Eastern European maybe? Too choppy to be one of the romantic languages. Scandinavian maybe?

squishy Flo

>>937583484
I wish these pictures weren't airbrushed.

>>937582901
aurora is so cutie

>>937583493
there's a wire in my brain that gives me sexual pleasure when I kill people

>>937583361
>>937583523
>>937583527
i'm going to have to get up and take a walk, because things are getting too intense and tempting

>>937583592
sub to her tiktok because she's frequently adorable on there and you won't regret it

>>937583607
Explains the consulting firm idea. How are the shrinks over there?

>>937583469
Yeah kinda, you know how they treated you like sht and you grew to expect it and to efficiently deal with it? Like you're in control when sht happens. You prevail. You're made for TROUBLE. Ahh. Nah but yah, yk.

Deep.

Where you going? Work? I might get into trouble but on the other hand w you gone I might be the FURTHEST out of trouble mhm.

>>937583607
pretty good, speaking for the ones they appoint for ... staff selection and to accompany our ... staff training excercises
don't know in general

>>937583658
>>937583767

>>937583767
Then it's all good. Hopefully blasting a bunch of clay birds to smithereens will get close enough

>>937583735
I think I get it!
And we're BUILT for trouble indeed. We're tough as tanks.
We've gone through some tough trenches and Lord knows there will be more ahead of us. But that's why we're built so strong so we can deal with it. And we only get stronger each time!

>Deep.
VERY

Kek nah not work, I gotta go pickup my Amazon package. I don't get it delivered to my door cause I hate the feelin of having to wait for it and snatch it up before someone else sees it and takes it.

I get it delivered to a (somewhat) nearby store that I go to and pick it up from a locker. It's aces. You never have to worry about stealin your stuff when you're not home. I always get it delivered there if I can.

>I might get into trouble but on the other hand w you gone I might be the FURTHEST out of trouble mhm.
looool... it really could either way hmm?
Not *exactly* the best influence am I? <3

>>937583858
It's one of my favourite passtimes. It certainly triggers that pleasure centre when two clays shatter in succession.

I wish I could shatter Allisons prostate like I am gonna smash these clays.

>>937583983
Everyone's got a hobby. Yours just has more boom

>>937583583
Me? I'm the former yes. But I don't even know what a romantic language is so maybe that's me, too. I'm pretty romantic.

>>937583918
Preach.

Ok you do you. Support the Amazon corporate devil ordering nonsensical things!

I gotta take a break myself. It's late for me. So.. byeeeeéeeeeee

>>937584268
>Support the Amazon corporate devil ordering nonsensical things!
;_; I'm horrible I know...

Keep cool and sleep well, you!
Boobies for behavin. :)

Night!

>>937584260
What do you do these days? Or do they not allow you free time?

>>937584330
Kill yourself

>>937584268
Romantic languages are the family of languages coming from Latin. Italian, Spanish, the like. They flow very cleanly. Which is not your style of ESL. Thus why i guessed Easten European. More terse language leads to more terse English
>>937584343
They allow me less of it, that's for damn sure lol. But otherwise video games some. Tsushima has been fun

IYKYK

>>937584454
fat

>>937584330
Okay those two are so good I couldn't not to comment.

I really hope me behaving had nothing to do with any of the rules cause I try not to follow any. You can't lay on me any condition like that at the end of a conversation. Confusing!

>>937584454
I know sona a fat ugly bitch

>>937584454
Yes, yes. We were all here the first time you started preaching your gospel of "iranian conan super milf" or whatever that was

>>>/wsg/5926068

goatfaced roach

>>937584454
oh i know
>>937584535
she's armenian

>>937584520
There's only ONE (1) rule:
1. Keep bein you.

You follow THE rule and there's plenty more of those two for you. Deal?

>>937584602
Close enough
>>937584588
... That's a pig

>>937584609
you said you were leaving. Why haven't you fucked off yet? Go get hit by a bus

>>937584445
That's good. Even though that's not a game I'd ever touch.
Let's hope you get more time in the intermediate future.

>>937584588
what in the name of fuck is that thing and why is it holding a pig?

>>937584656
With the clusterfuck that is this country's domestic and international "policy", used very very loosely, i fear that might not be happening for a little bit. I'm sure you're all having a laugh over there

>>937584737
most people, but me not really
in my humble opinion this is the time for a bomb proof strategy to navigate this thucydidean nightmare

>>937584927
Our head of intelligence services just parroted Russian misinformation. At this point might as well get the bombproof bombs ready

TGIF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpwF6eNs4sM

>>937585032
Having studied the psychological-cognitive aspect of Russian warfare - this is unsurprising, but still concerning. I think I have heard about this, but it was a while ago. Unless it happened again?
I was very preoccupied with events in the middle east. I loved your info-op to mask Midnight Hammer btw. Great stuff.

>>937585268
This newest one was just recently. Maybe a couple of days ago. Much more subtle, but that's iterative improvement for you. As for MH, you have to appreciate the craters too from an aesthetic perspective, even if it may not have been quite as effective as initially claimed
>>937585016
Whatever happened to her

https://youtu.be/WM-XoOhDEY0?si=EmUvHY9o6i8XlSfg

close call

>>937585700
How close

>>937585536
I was under no illusion as to the effectiveness. It would have been preferrable for the west from a grand strategic perspective if it had been.
Therefore the removal of key nuclear scientists enabled through ISTAR provided by OP Am Kalavi plays a much larger role now in enabling Israel to secure its strategic core interests.
Honestly the latter OP impressed me much more, then again - there are tons of sympathisers in the regime to draw upon.

>>937585854
alarmingly so

>>937585649

>>937584520
This is a child

>>937585268
permission to kiss every freckle on babs's body

>>937585904
Wouldn't have been so bad pumping away to her
>>937585889
You could throw a rock at random in any crowded marketplace in Tehran and it would pass over at least a couple locals willing to be flipped, if not already part of a resistance. Good.

>>937586030
>that pic
yyyyyyoink

>>937586030
You can suck your dad's cock

>>937586102
>Wouldn't have been so bad pumping away to her
i know, that was the problem
i've been tempted over the past months, but something about murph today was intoxicating and i almost made a mistake

>>937586263
Beady AllCock

>>937586329
Troy nutting hard as fuck

>>937586329
>>937586350
That's him playing peek-a-boo with his nephew. Nephew closes his eyes, then opens them to see that.

>>937586102
Keeping the operations short was of major importance to keep things this way. There were other reasons as well, but there were quite a few concerns of generating a rally around the flag effect benefiting the regime if there would have been extended operations in Iran. That's also why it has been stated by multiple sources that a regime change was not the goal - simply because at this time success would have been unlikely. Your country is much better at staging those, but that might take a few years if that's a serious goal.
Alright - let's talk about something more fun. Are there any other games you are eyeing?

>>937586115
yw yw

>>937586426

>>937586030
granted

>>937586469
You admitted you don't even find her attractive LMAO

>>937586177
>mistake
Misnomer. It would have been a hell of an edge and an even crazier finish.
>>937586426
I'm thinking about picking up Diablo 4. Allegedly they've fixed most of the major issues over time, which is very consistent for them.

>>937586509
Have I ever told you about our Lord and saviour: Path of Exile II?

>>937586564
Was anyone fucking talking to you?

>>937586509
i'm hoping it will happen naturally again
i'm actually shocked it hasn't already happened

>>937586564
I've seen it, and i've played a little. Might have tempted me, but i have some irl friends who play D4, so if I'm going to hop into the genre, it would have to be there
>>937586600
Alice's sarcasm aside, maybe you should try for HFO lol

>>937585127
Cheers!

>>937582959
Who's this beauty? She looks quite like Brooke Shields!

>>937586469
oh! good! uhh where do i start though?

>>937586680
it happened by accident three times last time around
>twice while sliding on satin underwear
>once while dreaming (woke up as it was happening)

>>937586856

>>937586917

>>937586775
Then find a pair and get to sliding again for murph

>>937586714
Whichever one comes up first. If you kiss every single one it won't matter much, will it?
>>937586680
A reasonable approach.
>>937586775
And you loved it.

>>937587147

>>937587113
(^///^)

>>937587135
for some reason it's so much better when it's not supposed to happen >_<

>>937587191
like trying to get you preggers

>>937582269
>>937582901
>>937586030
>>937586446
>>937586714

>>937587190

>>937587238
you're s'posed to wanna get girls preggy, ya goof

>>937582820
>>937582922
It's the rare and elusive Nigresspickike

>>937587390
but like you said - it's so much better when it's wrong

I think my neck is sunburnt again even tho I wore sunscreen...
I didn't take into account the fact that my neck would probably burn easier cause it was already burnt when I put on the sunscreen.

tl;dr: My neck is FKED

>>937587466
I hope you get skin cancer
kill yourself

>>937587466
Who...

>>937587466
...cares?

Your mother cares.
Think I'm gonna lie in her lap and suckle on her bosom 2nite, in fact.
She knows how to treat a KING right.

>>937587650
You are a BEGGAR

Damn right, goo goo gaga Anon's mommy, baby Beady needs milkies.
Fkn hell that would be hawt.

>>937587650
Kill yourself, oh king of the hobos

>>937587135
i suppose you're right! i think i gotta start with the big ol one on her tummy, it's too inviting

I would love to sit on her hace and haver lick my hairy asshole and balls while I jerk off

>>937587852
great choice, but time for me to go to bed
good night <3

>>937587971
that's beaitiful anon

Shes french so you know shes had her asshole blown out

>>937588002
I would have her upside on the bed and fuck her skull while i slap her pussy red

Beady has lil patience for lil boys like us.

>>937584535
Shut up bitch

I-I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

Yeah my neck's done.
Just got out the shower, my face looks fine my neck has the color of a tomato.

Yeah I'm fucked.

Mite have to limit my outdoor time to dusk.

My neck was burnt before, then I scooted (literally) for hours today and now it's DOUBLE burnt.
I gotta keep outta the sun for a couple weeks at least.

Don't care + didn't ask lul

You can literally see the outline of my chin on my neck from the shadow it cast.
There's literally a tan line of my chin on my neck.

Refer to my previous post lul

this photo made me think of choli

>>937589760
cute!

>>937589806
:)

>>937590125
:))

>>937589339
Goat chin

I-I-I-I s-sh... I-I k-know I-I sh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpqvu__Szo

Let's start farting

I need her to shit on my chest

>>937590372
>*pinch*

Oh my god! one of the Princess Belle
Delphine's hamsters may have had a
heart attack from being pummeled with
a hammer by the princess Belle today!

>>937591112
pedo

>>937590997
ohhhhhhh so adorable!!!

beady nu

>>937590712
>all these cleavage exposing outfits and not one nip slip
Impressive.

>>937592354
>>937592354
>>937592354
>>937592354
new thread

>>937591142
Belle delphine is like 30 yo, wierdo. Close to the top of the hill if you ask me.