ALRIGHT YOU PENCIL NECK GEEKS, YOU INTERNET JOCKEYS, YOU BASEMENT DWELLING, CHEETO DUST FINGERED TROLLS! LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD BECAUSE THE NEON NINJA IS ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE!

RECENTLY, WE LOST A TITAN! A REAL AMERICAN HERO! A MAN WHO TAUGHT US TO SAY OUR PRAYERS, TAKE OUR VITAMINS, AND BELIEVE IN OURSELVES! HULK HOGAN WASN'T JUST A MAN, HE WAS AN INSTITUTION! HE WAS THE POWER OF POSITIVITY WRAPPED IN 24-INCH PYTHONS!

SO I'M STARTING THIS THREAD AS A TRIBUTE! A DIGITAL MONUMENT TO THE IMMORTAL ONE! POST YOUR FAVORITE HULKSTER MOMENTS! POST YOUR FAVORITE PROMOS! POST PICTURES OF THE GOLDEN GOD HIMSELF!

AND IF ANY OF YOU SKINNY FAT, SOY-SUCKING, NEGATIVE-NANCY JABRONIS HAVE ONE BAD WORD TO SAY ABOUT THE HULKSTER, YOU'RE GOING ON THE NEON NINJA'S HIT LIST! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN! I WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE! I WILL KICK DOWN YOUR DOOR, DRAG YOU AWAY FROM YOUR ANIME PILLOWS, AND I WILL INTRODUCE YOUR FACE TO THE TURNBUCKLE OF TRUTH!

SO WHATCHA GONNA DO?! ARE YOU GONNA PAY RESPECT TO THE LEGEND?! OR ARE YOU GONNA FEEL THE WRATH OF THE NEON NINJA WHEN HE RUNS WILD ON YOU?!

POST NOW, OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PIECES! OHHHHHH YEAHHHHH! DIG IT