Freeze the clock - /b/ (#937584890) [Archived: 122 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:26:00 PM No.937584890
lowresard
lowresard
md5: f0db09f92b85d7fe3ae505b84998cee0🔍
Time wizard gives you the power to turn any age you want and stay like that forever.

You won't be immortal but you won't have any aging related issues.

What age are you staying?
I would choose 10, would be nice to have that energy and health again
Replies: >>937586519 >>937587225 >>937588920 >>937589036 >>937596047
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:07:05 AM No.937586519
>>937584890 (OP)
If just physically and not loose memory or skills I would do 21. Still have plenty of energy yet have the ability to rent a car or hotel room and go do adult things without people hassling you about being a 47 year old "10 year old"
Replies: >>937587461
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:25:41 AM No.937587225
>>937584890 (OP)
Do I retain all the knowledge and skill I have now?
I'd probably pick 25 or around there.

And what are not covered by age related issues? Do I still tear up my hip joints from snowboarding/skiing/wakeboarding? How would I actually die if it's not from a worn out ticker or thickened arteries or something like Parkinson's? All that's left is cancer and car crash.
Replies: >>937587461
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:31:54 AM No.937587461
>>937586519
>>937587225
No loss of skill, knowledge or memory at most just mass

And you'd recover from any age related anything except you can still definitely fuck up your bones if you fall from a second floor or something, but nothing like grey hair or parkinson's
Replies: >>937587688 >>937592632
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:38:52 AM No.937587688
>>937587461
Then what ends up killing you?

Another question: I'm not rolling back time for everyone, right? So I could be a 10 year old with a wife and a house and grandchildren?
Replies: >>937588871 >>937589712
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:47:45 AM No.937587933
97

Watch TV all day
People bring me food
Someone wipes my ass
Cute nurse gives me sponge baths
Replies: >>937588838
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:14:20 AM No.937588838
>>937587933
In my 60s. There is no day without pain. If you want this why not just be 2 instead of 97? Two year old you have women volunteering to change your diaper, at 97 you just have an underpaid hispanic who barely hides her disgust
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:15:10 AM No.937588871
>>937587688
Run out of telomers?
Replies: >>937588960
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:16:17 AM No.937588920
>>937584890 (OP)
I would choose ded

so that I would always be ded
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:17:03 AM No.937588960
>>937588871
That's age related.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:19:05 AM No.937589036
>>937584890 (OP)
I would choose 23. It's a good age. I was a lot better looking back then
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:35:35 AM No.937589712
>>937587688
Anything else that's not age related, and no time isn't reverted you'd stay the same age while everyone else doesn't, so you could do that sure
Replies: >>937589812
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:38:12 AM No.937589812
>>937589712
>Anything else that's not age related
Yeah, like fucking what? What do kids die from besides cancer and bike crashes?
Replies: >>937593450
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:42:24 AM No.937592632
>>937587461
Sweet, I'd choose to be 18 again! I was still slim from playing water polo and I had a septum surgery a year prior.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:04:10 AM No.937593450
>>937589812
Anything else, like an explosion, that would kill any kid if it's big enough of a fireball, just not Alzheimer's
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:17:15 AM No.937596047
>>937584890 (OP)
I choose 15 or 16 bc i think in that age i was in a perfect mix between childness and adultness
Replies: >>937596867
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:38:11 AM No.937596867
>>937596047
And tall enough to drive, good