>Your daughter brings home her indian boyfriend for the first time
Wat do?
Make fun of his stupid accent and ask if he is from microsoft support and wants to remove virus
>>937586117 (OP)Tell him he won't be opening any bob and vegene any time soon and stomp on his head
>>937586117 (OP)I would say:
Dont just stand there go in the back yard and fix up a cow shit curry, the cow is in the barn
First I'd spray the room with air freshener to remove the pajeet stench. Second I'd ask him to secretly share pics of my daughters bobs and vegene with me.