>Be me
>Birthday party coming up
>Mom asks, "Hey, anon, what kind of food should we have for your party?"
>I want one of those giant sub sandwiches! Haha, won't that be awesome?
>Birthday comes.
>Anticipating this thing more than any present.
>Looking out the living room window
>Imagine they'll have to bring this thing in a big truck!
>Dude from Jimmy Johns shows up.
>He's driving a fucking Ford Focus
>And he's carrying a bunch of boxes.
>Clearly there has been a mistake.
>Nope. Apparently they don't really bring you a ten foot sub.
>Instead, they make ten footlong sandwiches, and then cut them up.
>THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!
This was like twenty years ago and I'm still pissed off.

This post is pissing me off

>>937588188 (OP)
Dang now I feel like a sub sandwich

>>937588188 (OP)
Sweating penguin.jpg

>>937588188 (OP)
bologna, tomatoes and ketchup.

>>937588188 (OP)
i hate when people tell kids shit like they aren't going to take them at their word and then act like you are a fucking retard for not understanding that they meant something completely fucking different.

Sorry for the disappointment, but you have to go to an actual deli for one of those.