say something nice to me

>>937588937 (OP)
What’s troubling you silly frog creature?

>>937588937 (OP)
You have a neat room. Good job anon.

>>937589056
I am unhappy with my lonely life. I own have my mother and father to socialize with.

>>937589124
It could be worse anon

>>937589124
Well anon I can sympathize with you but why don’t you have friends?

>>937588937 (OP)

>>937589337
im a sperg that sucks at socializing. I feel as well men tend to be more anti social.

>>937588937 (OP)
i'm in a similar boat but i can tell you that you're probably worth more then me. don't give up and find a way to be happy

>>937588937 (OP)
i don't know you but i'll be nice to you anyway.

>>937589510
Well anon you should keep trying.
I’d much rather have you trying to make friends than wallow in your self pity on 4chan.

>>937588937 (OP)
>say something nice to me
What the fuck would I do that for? The first two words you said to me today was "fuck you." Still looking to die slowly and painfully? I have many ideas for you. This week is the "Die eating broken glass" theme. Fuck YOU nigger frog.

>>937588937 (OP)
something nice to me

>>937589510
most people aren't worth talking to anyway. You'll develop confidence when you expose yourself to tough situations no matter how awkward it gets. Life doesnt get easier, you just get sillier.

Wanna be my friend?

>>937588937 (OP)
something nice to you

>>937588937 (OP)
your micro peen makes it easy to find pants that fit in the crotch area.

>>937588937 (OP)
Be happy

Keep trying, anon. Hang in there. Time to try and find a person or two with shared interests. What are you into?

Would you make out with a chic that has bad breath? Kinda like what you assume a racoon would smell like but when it comes to locking lips it's like a fucking skunk. There is no poetic way to say it like holy shit this is like fucking popping a mint isn't gonna fix this. I mean I've been sprayed by some skunk road kill I kinda get it but really. I mean I'm okay with telling her to face the wall or whatever if she wants some bow chica wow wow sorta thing. I mean you know it's like her breath smells like dog shit or something. I still want to try to fuck her if she's down for that but it's so bad. Man I don't know how to describe it. It's like an anti boner pill. She dates dudes so someone can keep a boner long enough for her to like face down ass up or something and I totally get it. I mean she doesn't pop any mints or you know swish anything. How does her dentist not tell her it smells like she ate a carcass that was rotten from a trash bin? I mean she's got teeth, you'd think they'd bring up the subject somewhere. Maybe she's got one of those tonsil things a stone or something and it smells like she's eating rotten garbage. I don't understand how someone attractive like that is like holy shit that is a thing like, face down she's pretty fuckable.

>>937593325
/thread

>>937594336
i mean your breath may not smell like you eat rotting carcesses out of a trash bin. hell if i know what i eat wasn't picked out of a dumpter typically but fuck man seriously

>>937593519
yes
>>937593943
linguistics, hiking, art, video games, history, language learning