Thread 937592822 - /b/ [Archived: 99 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:47:12 AM No.937592822
nude
nude
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roast me
Replies: >>937594185 >>937597548 >>937598975 >>937600275
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:26:32 AM No.937594185
When-Kramer-Big-Ol-Turkey
When-Kramer-Big-Ol-Turkey
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>>937592822 (OP)
something something roasting a butterball turkey?
Replies: >>937597397
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:52:56 AM No.937597397
>>937594185
Yeah sure but be ready to get a response within a minute
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:57:29 AM No.937597548
>>937592822 (OP)
Looks like a healthy and smart young man
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:16:08 AM No.937598269
Bro, it looks like you don't have the worst frame; your arms and legs still look normal and you're normally proportioned. Your face isn't ugly.
You just need to lose a FUCKTON of weight. Mayne 2 metric fucktins. Drink lots of water as you do so your skin has a chance in hell at keeping up.
Eat.
Less.
Food.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:31:17 AM No.937598878
A pound of fat is 3500 calories. Move more or eat less to create a deficit. This is not a sprint, this is a marathon.

good luck
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:33:55 AM No.937598975
>>937592822 (OP)
no need. you were already roasted by God.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:08:23 AM No.937600275
>>937592822 (OP)
fat