Thread 937593677 - /b/ [Archived: 48 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:11:24 AM No.937593677
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md5: ae125e626249dc9ebbae9d74e07808d4๐Ÿ”
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:29:32 AM No.937594305
>>937593677 (OP)
I got the shits, you should come too
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:39:34 AM No.937594633
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md5: 5d0db2e7174d729534981bbab0e7b0de๐Ÿ”
Hey johns
My name is faggots, and I love every single one of you. All of you are thin, smart, famous who spend every second of their day looking at good ass pictures. You are everything cool in the world. Honestly, all of you get pussy! I mean, I guess it's fun having good times with people because of your own awesomeness, and you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than jerking off to videos on pornhub.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much cool. I was on. the football team, and member of the basketball team. What sports do you play, with Japanese people? You also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend ! (She just made balloon animals? Shit was SO cash). You are all awesome and should just praise yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my friend.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:43:28 AM No.937594779
>>937593677 (OP)
I wonder what ever happened to those two bobbleheads
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:14:37 AM No.937598224
ol Guido ass looking fucker with this stuck up bitch lookin ass girlfreind she looks like she had some work done and a bit like snookie also... dude your head is too big and that spiked hair is gonna hurt someone, and arent you cool with a bottle of shitty ass grey goose go have your gf shove that up your ass.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:18:23 AM No.937598370
>>937594779
Don't know about the girl but the guy's name is Paul DelVecchio and he's a multi-millionaire now.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:12:17 AM No.937600436
>>937593677 (OP)
aw shit you niggas right
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:14:49 AM No.937600536
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Hey there, I'm a 21 year old girl from the US, a little adventurous, and I absolutely love taking control during fun chats. One of my favorite things is teasing the guys and seeing just how far I can push them while we both enjoy the heat of the moment. I'm definitely a total flirt and always in the mood for some fun, but sometimes my anxiety holds me back from meeting people in person. That's why Iโ€™m all about those late-night chats; theyโ€™re just way more my style! If you're down for some playful banter, add me on my favorite app: h a r p-e r-ujav (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! I promise I'm not here to sell anything; I'm just looking for some hot and steamy conversations.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:16:56 AM No.937600629
>>937600536
Why does AI always write in this style?
b/arkeeper
7/26/2025, 6:36:01 AM No.937601322
>>937593677 (OP)
Bruh you're still here da fuck happened i've been gone for like 5 years now
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b/arkeeper
7/26/2025, 6:56:51 AM No.937602024
>>937601322
also based dubs