I want to book a hotel room for an entire night and goon out until my brain melts.

>Chill on /b/ on my Chromebook for hours>
>Fuck myself with different dildos>
>Deepthroat dildos>
>Dress up sexy and girly>

Anyone have experience in this?

>What are your favorite dildo positions?>
>What should I bring with me as far as electronics?>
>Which sex toys are best?>
>How do I edge long and not accidently ejaculate?>
>Anything specific that the hotel room should have?
>For example: a built in bench in the shower for unique dildo fucking positions?>
>Any specific music you listen to?>
>What do you wear?>
>What do you goon to?>

Any other advice, tips, tricks...?

LETS HELP EVERYONE HAVE AN IMMENSE GOONING EXPERIENCE WITH YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS. THANK YOU.

I had a massive dildo it hurt like hell to put in but felt somewhat nice to bounce on.

It was 8 inches and fat.

>>937600577 (OP)
This is what I mean by the shower bench

>>937600577 (OP)
Also should I get a chastity cage? I'm afraid of cumming too early but I don't want to damage my dick with a cage

>>937600577 (OP)
Also is it worth purchasing a VR headset?

I would want to watch a POV sucking cock and deepthroat my dildo at the same time

> Anything specific that the hotel room should have?
Bring a tarp, plastic sheet, or even latex sheet, and put it on the bed. The cleaning staff shouldn't have to deal with sheets full of ass juice or jizz.

>>937600577 (OP)
>What are your favorite dildo positions?
Lie on your side with one leg colse to your chest, it will make easier to cum and si mor comfortable. Squatting if you want to record yourself.
>Which sex toys are best?
Glass or stainless steel.
>How do I edge long and not accidently ejaculate?
Use your ass instead of your penis.
>What do you wear?
Lingerie.
>What do you goon to?
Gangbang to get horny but after i start it doesn't matter.
Also post pics bitch.

>>937602633
I guess but leaving lube that looks like cum and my real cum all over the bed is kinda hot no?

>>937601862
>Also should I get a chastity cage? I'm afraid of cumming too early but I don't want to damage my dick with a cage
If you're not used to it it might hurt but you should concentrate in your prostate and not your penis, but if you wanna try get a soft silicone one.
>>937602480
>Also is it worth purchasing a VR headset?
>I would want to watch a POV sucking cock and deepthroat my dildo at the same time
Sure go for it.

>>937600577 (OP)
how is this any different than crackhead behavior

>>937602926
Thanks for the tips appreciate it! I don't have any pics of myself though I'm sorry!

What kind of lingerie?

>>937603008
i mean, yeah, but you can still do it without forcing the hotel staff to deal with your bullshit.
check into the hotel, measure the bed, and then go to wal-mart, target, or whatever and buy a cheap set of sheets that fit the bed. back at hotel, remove their sheets, put down tarp/plastic/latex, and then put your cheap sheets on the bed.
once you're done, take the tarp and cheap sheets with you. if you're rich, trash them both, and get another set for next time. if you're poor, take them home (or to the car wash and laundromat), wash them, and save them for next time.
bonus: this procedure keeps you from leaving your DNA all over the hotel's sheets, which helps keep you out of fedboi databases.

>>937600577 (OP)
The most important step to a succesful goon marathon is hydration. Make sure you drink enough water. You will feel much better the whole way through if you do.
In my experience, getting high off edibles helps tremendously with gooning for extended periods. It makes it harder to cum, makes it feel way better and since you're high your mind gets all fuzzy and you forget everything but the porn.
To not cum just try to focus on feeling good. The goal isn't to reach orgasm, it is to be in complete porn bliss. It might take some training getting used to, but you'll get it eventually. And don't be afraid to take breaks to calm down.
As for what to wear I usually go nude, since I'm a big, hairy, masculine guy. If you're small, smooth and cute, a nice, girly outfit could help get you in the right headspace. Programmer socks, thong (something to cover your caged cock, that you can move to the side and fuck your ass without taking off), cute top, short skirt.
I don't usually use any dildos. I go for nothing or an aneros to passively stimulate my prostate. You probably want a magic wand to vibe your cage and edge that way.
The room should have a bed, desk and chair, shower with bench or shower stool (you can probably request one of these for "mobility reasons"). It's good to change locations/positions so the gooning stays fresh and fun. A tub would also be nice, as you can relax fully and just let the porn and pleasure consume you.
For music I usually go for a mix of "classic" gooner music (search for PMV songs on spotify) or some psytrance (also spotify). If I need a break I just slap on some lofi hiphop or simply just stop the music.
I also often put long compilations of porn sounds on in the background to run constantly at low volume. Even if I take a break I keep it on to remind my brain to keep being horny, to never leave the porn bliss.
I won't get into what porn to watch as that is extremely subjective and my taste is BROAD

Hope this helps. Happy gooning <3

>>937603008
I support messing up the hotel sheets. My philosophy is that for a goon session if it makes me hard I do it. The thought of covering those sheets in sweat, drool, cum, and lube (maybe even piss if you're a freak) just for someone else to deal with it is hot as fuck to me. I've left several full, untied condoms out in the open for hotel cleaning staff to find. Love the thought of my cum seeping out into the carpet and that the staff knows the sheets are damp with sweat, cum, and pussy juice
I might just be a sicko, but I stand by it

>>937603295
> shower with bench or shower stool (you can probably request one of these for "mobility reasons").
alternatively, a basic shower seat (plastic seat, no backrest, aluminum legs) is like $20-$25 at walmart, cvs, walgreens, etc. it comes in a nice flat box that will fit in a suitcase. the legs attach to the seat with big wing nuts, so you can easily set it up for the stay, and then easily take it apart again to smuggle out in your suitcase.

>>937603264
I guess that could work but I'll be checking in late at like 10 pm. I don't wanna go to Walmart at that time lol

Fedboi databases?

>>937604074
>Fedboi databases?
ancestry.com, 23andMe, stuff like that. they tell you that your great-great-great-great grandfather was a roody-poo and that you have a higher-than-average chance of developing ligma, but they also submit all their data to the feds, in case you or your relatives commit any crime in the next 100 years.

>>937603295
First thank you so much for the advice. I would suck your cock. Second, I can't do edibles because my job drug tests. Third, a cute pink skirt would be good for something to move over so I can fuck myself right?

>>937603519
That's fucking hot I'm doing it

>>937600577 (OP)
And how is this going so far?

>>937605428
I haven't done it yet. I'm in the planning phase. I want it to be an amazing night so I need to plan perfectly

Should I wear lipgloss?

>>937605541 well of you are gonna take on that big one you better be , but please but a good and horny little shut and start right now . Nothing wild just some light stretches

>>937606075
My wife is in the other room I can't start now

I want my brain destroyed after that night

>>937603264
It would also help to invite me over to watch and you cum in my mouth

>>937600577 (OP)
YES!! It's one of my favorite things to do.

>What are your favorite dildo positions?
Riding it if it can be suctioned to the floor or someth, otherwise I have a vibrating plug/prostate massager in instead

>What should I bring with me as far as electronics?
Laptop, headphones, hdmi cord to connect to the tv, weed vape pen

>Which sex toys are best?
Butt plug/prostate massager, I like vibrating ones. Cock ring, lots of lube.

>How do I edge long and not accidently ejaculate?
Adderall

>Anything specific that the hotel room should have?
TV with hdmi port, comfy chair (if you don't like lying down on a bed like me)

>What do you wear?
Nothing, or cute stockings with garter belt

>What do you goon to?
femdom hypno, gooning femdom joi, goon twitter, irls socials, everything

One night isn't enough. I do 2 nights minimum, pref 3. And if you do multiple nights, you should be able to decline housekeeping (and also put the DND thing on the door) so no one knocks. I bring all my food and drinks so I never have to leave the room. Turn off the lights, close the blinds fully, turn up the heat and get sweaty. And phone off/silent.

My stay usually starts like:

>Check in
>DND sign on door, lock it fully
>Take addy/dick pills/whatever pills you like
>Set up laptop/tv
>Poop
>Shower
>Start smoking/drinking while gooning
>Re-up on addy/drugs whenever you need

>>937606326
Honestly I would but I don't know you

>>937606419
Where can I get Adderall? I never took it

>>937606540
depends where you live, look it up online for you or try to fake having adhd/legitimately get prescribed by a doctor