I WILL NOT get a job
I WILL NOT marry a hoe
I WILL NOT have children
I WILL NOT give a shit about the concerns of corporations
I WILL NOT give a fuck about what bitches have to say about anything
I WILL eat tendies
I WILL chill in my room
I WILL play vidya for 16+ hours a day
I WILL "better myself" but only if I want to and for the sake of doing it, not because I want to make myself more appealing in the labor market
I WILL laugh when the entire system fucking crumbles

get in here and bost in this dhread.

>>937607342 (OP)
good, your retarded genes won't spread

>>937607597
kek who cares bout that dumb shit.

0_o

>>937607342 (OP)
Unfathomably based

Lol, you were born into a world made by great men. The reason you can "not do" all those things is because we've made a world so great, everything is hand fed to you.

So enjoy, when the "entire fucking system crumbles" and you have to fish or starve, I'll be laughing at my lake house I just bought by working 2 jobs for the last 3 years.

>>937610136
>cartoon nigger
yes you silly little bitch

>>937612536
your lake house is gonna be swamped by the desperate and violent newly minted fishermen though
they gone shit in your yard and catch all da fish :(
and all that 2 jobs for 3 years for NOTHIN :(

It's probably good that you don't have children because you sound like a complete retard.
Go ahead and eat your shitty store bought chicken tenders and play video games until you realize you fucked up your life in a couple years.

>>937612599
When that day comes, you may be right anon, but for now me, my wife, and my 2 kids are having the best time. Enjoy the fruits of our labor. The safety, order, and convenience that allows you to be NEET will hopefully last until I'm dead and you have to live like an African lives every day.