>be 10th dentist
>always disagree with other 9 dentists
>"this toothpaste fights cavities"
>fuck you, no it doesn't
>"flossing prevents plaque buildup"
>fuck you, floss is a psyop
>"the earth is round"
>fuck you, looks flat from where i'm standing
>get fired because i refuse to go along with the system
>also because i refuse to administer anaesthesia (man was meant to feel pain because of original sin)