when you start blaming Jews for everything jokingly but you grow blonde hair and your jaw suddenly reconstructs in to a perfect diamond face and your eyes start burning and turn blue and a UFO with Hitler in it suddenly kidnaps you and brings you to Agharta (ur 6'8 now as well)

>>937610169 (OP)
>only 6’8
king of the alienlets. 7’ and over only need apply