UK FAP BLOCK FOR PORN - /b/ (#937612831) [Archived: 86 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:58:41 PM No.937612831
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do people think this if FUCKING RETARDED to use passports, face scan or credit cards and giving that data to companies ridiculous or not ?
sorry a horny guy rn
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:04:40 PM No.937612982
>>937612831 (OP)
This is a good time for you to get in touch with your imagination when you fap.
If you can't fap without the porn, you need a break from it anyway.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:10:06 PM No.937613106
>>937612982
Literally this, or buy your first toy, vibe makes me nut in like 50 seconds then I can get on with my life

Also just use a VPN you fucking retard
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:14:44 PM No.937613234
well im a poor uni student with no fucking money for a VPN except for beans on toast and law books for studies. Also imagination isnt as good as actual porn but it can still get me by fine
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:16:29 PM No.937613284
Its an excuse to exert more control and monitoring of the thoughts and lives of the peasants. They never cared about the loss of privacy. Loss of privacy was the goal to begin with. They only got people worked up over pedos and appealed to morality and safety for the sake of reducing the odds of someone trying to kill them over "progress".
>>937613234
ProtonVPN is free but I would never trust them to not fully cooperate with the government.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:21:04 PM No.937613420
>>937613234
>Also imagination isnt as good as actual porn
Considering some of the piss poor plots that I have seen in porn flicks, that is quite a burn to subject yourself to.
You're essentially saying that your imagination is less creative and inventive than a porn script that considers "Did someone order extra sausage?" a smooth line of dialogue.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:22:09 PM No.937613457
>>937612831 (OP)
This the conservative world everyone voted for.
Get used to it. Lust is sin. Turn to God.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:23:34 PM No.937613503
bahahaahah britain is FUCKED! my only fear now is that little brother Ausland will follow the same...
its fucking madness!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:34:55 PM No.937613876
>>937612831 (OP)
This could become mainstream globally, leaving the dark net as the only alternative. Then what? Thankfully, I’ve stocked up on terabytes of content.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:43:28 PM No.937614178
Try Mullvad VPN. It's about $6 a month, so I'm guessing that would be 2 pounds. Last year Kentucky started age verification and I've been using Mullvad ever since.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:44:54 PM No.937614220
When watching porn, i dont watch the kind of having scripts or plots but rather just masturbation or sex vids so i don't care about those kinds of videos but these restrictions also affect the kinds I do like which is why I have the problem. However, I do agree that scripted porn sucks ass which is a reason I don't watch that kind of porn
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:48:56 PM No.937614335
>>937614220
Scripted adult films can be oddly entertaining if they're degenerate enough and you have a taste for the quirky charm of cult classics.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:58:21 PM No.937614634
>>937614335
The pirates of the Caribbean porn parody was surprisingly entertaining and engaging.
I didn't feel the need to fast forward through the plot bits in it.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:01:39 PM No.937614718
>>937613420
>>937614335
>>937614634

Okay maybe I just haven't been watching the right porn videos and i'll take a look but regardless this ban is a godamn joke and I can only hope that one day I'll make enough money to move somewhere that doesn't have to deal with this bullshit
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:09:57 PM No.937614983
>>937614718
Oh sure, the ban is authoritarian and stupid, I was just making fun of you for calling your imagination poorer than a porn script.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:42:39 PM No.937616031
People have been into illegal porn for decades, you shouldn't have problems.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:14:36 PM No.937617019
>>937612982
>You can't watch porn if you can't imagine it.
You do understand that different people think differently right?
Right?
Like, for example, only 1/3 of people have an internal monologue, as in, they hear a voice in their head that narrates their thoughts.
The other 2/3 either do not experience an internal monologue at all, or they only experience it occasionally.
There is a not statistically insignificant portion of people who ONLY think in a singular mode of thought, and for those who can ONLY think in a monologue, they cannot visualize porn. It's not exposure, it's just that they lack any ability to create images in their head.
This is just to say, there are people who LITERALLY lack an imagination. Not a figure-of-speech insult. Literally.

There are people who only think through the momentary acts that they're currently doing, without words or visuals, they have memories through experience, but they don't feel the same stimulus. Like pouring coffee, and remembering it as the steam that rises from the cup, not as a visual, but maybe as a smell, or sensation.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:15:12 PM No.937617043
>>937614178
>Votes red again
This you?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:17:17 PM No.937617119
>>937612831 (OP)
Yup, they have always been against this idea.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:33:44 PM No.937617786
>>937617019
>>You can't watch porn if you can't imagine it.
I said that if you can only get off to porn and your imagination doesn't cut it for you, taking a break from porn might be a good idea.
The above advice would relate to people who are capable of imagining and visualizing things in their mind.
In the case of people who can't do that, I would agree with you that abstaining from porn and focusing on imagination would be poor or even maliciously intended advice. To one of them I would have said "shit sucks bro".
All of the above aside though, you just whole cloth fabricated an opinion on my behalf, proceeded to clutch your pearls at me based on it and scoldingly demanded me to admit that I understand that not everyone thinks in the same way, which I of course do understand.
I mean I sorta get it, you had some cool info about the human mind and how differently it can act on an individual basis that you wanted to share.
I just don't get why you would invent an opinion for me and then splooge that admittedly cool info at me, in the "Karen asking to see the manager" style.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:59:27 PM No.937618663
>>937617019
Ok, great. No-one cares about bicameral brownoids being imaginative retards
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:01:35 PM No.937618736
>>937617786

I'm not saying I can't get off imagination but rather its not as strong and so I would just prefer to have access to material and I hate that the reason preventing that is so bullshit
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:03:15 PM No.937618791
>>937618736
but hey at least 4chan will always be here for me when i need to jerk off hopefully
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:05:46 PM No.937618869
>>937618736
Sure man, I get that. That is not a good reason to strawman and berate me though. If you had just mentioned that your mind doesn't do the imagination thing I would have offered you sympathy instead of mocking you for what I perceived as porn addiction and laziness on your part.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:09:43 PM No.937619009
>>937618869

I never once mentioned that I couldn't imagine stuff. That was some other random user who was trying to defend me for whatever reason but based on the defensive approach I understand the confusion but its fine as your intentions were in the right place and that is all that matters
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:22:39 PM No.937619402
No. Just because a person is from a place doesn't mean they voted that way.