Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.

Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain.

>>937616221 (OP)
wait, men also have a Princess Charming they like to imagine, a friend and sex toy they can talk to and laugh with and enjoy life?
How dare they?!

Nobody is perfect in real life, we know that. Everybody puts on different masks/personas at points to appease other people, be it partners, be it employers, be it the neighbors. We know that too.
So what really is this rant about?

>>937616221 (OP)
You're senslessly crying about unrealistic expectations. Everyone has to deal with them.

>>937616549
i don’t think princess charming was a friend/ sex toy

prince *
if this upsets you it’s targeted at you btw

>>937616221 (OP)
So a cool girl is someone that acts like a guy?
If anyone likes such "cool girl", they're gay

girl why tf are you on here again, please get some standards and either make money off being a whore or stop doing it

>>937616221 (OP)
Cool story gashleen

Nice tits, why don’t you live up to your name and show me your gash so I can cum? At half mast rn

>>937616729
>>937616825
Men have different things they imagine for their Princess Charming than women imagine about their Prince Charming, so what?

And upsets? I am more trying to figure out what this rant is even about in the end.

>Men actually think this girl exists.

No, men do not, to an even lesser degree than women, pretend their Princess Charming exists.
It's something they (think they) want, but they aren't stupid enough to wait for it. They know full well that compromises will have to be made, and are aware that Princess Charming would out of their league, and that they themselves are hardly the idealized Prince Charming either.

For a long term partner, men want a girl that values them, a girl they do not despise and who doesn't despise them. A girl who will do stuff for them, and who they do not dread doing things for.
Basically, at the core, men and women want the same thing in a partner.

Differences are less important but do exist of course. Men will value attractiveness higher on average and "fun time to be around her" e.g. and women value higher things like reliability and financial stability.

>>937617166
got confused got a burrito instead

>>937617221
it’s a fucking gone girl quote you absolute sped lmfao

>>937616221 (OP)
Guys don't care. You're just my walking, talking flesh light. Now shut up and drain my balls, slut.

>>937617373
technically this is typing though, not walking or talking

>>937617307
You're a faggot for watching faggot movies.

>>937617418
it’s a femcel movie get it right chud

>>937617307
Well, is it? It is.
You got me there, never saw that, never read that.
I must have different preferences in movies and books.

You today successfully trolled me with that shit, over 9000 internet points to you, nice one.
Sad thing is... it being a quote, some lady actually wrote that drivel, and unlike the seal with over 300 kills, they were only half-memeing.

>>937616221 (OP)
Stop fucking interacting with retards and this isn’t a problem.

>>937617447
i agree with it in some ways. most guys want the nonchalant cool girl until she cool girls too hard.
>>937617469
hey you can’t say the retard word, i can though, asperger’s type shit. you can’t call it that anymore though because it was named after a nazi

>>937616221 (OP)
Hey want to be friends with me I was posting on here a few nights ago and a few ppl mentioned you. V4mp1r3_o.0 is my discord tag. This was the pic I used for my thread if u saw it. I don’t have many female friends so it would be cool I’m pretty easy to get along with :3 so I’m sure we could form a friendship!

>>937617272
show me your asshole

>>937616221 (OP)
Sbow butthole or soles

>>937617766
YESS OMG
this might be a dude but fuck it i’ll add you ^^

>>937617770
THE WOMEN ARE TALKING PIPE DOWN

SHOW ME YOUR SHITHOLE BITCH

>>937617920
too lazy sorry
anyways i gotta take a piss

>>937616221 (OP)
Congrats you've discovered pick mes, no one likes pick mes not even men

strong streams only

>>937617980
does that count as a pick me? yeah i guess so ngl

this is just a quote from Gone Girl and you're all retarded

>>937618038
thank you anonchan

bro my gay furry roommate is hogging the bathroom istg
none of these hoes making it to ashborea

I kinda wish there was more to interact with here.

>>937618167
you’re right, do you want me to start talking about my copy of the karl marx manifesto

Gashleen more like gayleen how can you can yourself that when you don’t even post it
GOSH

>>937616221 (OP)
fucking retard Jewess back again. go fap to the memory of your dead day coming home and touching you in your special place and using your cum to wash away the stain left by your Stepdad, you dirty whore. pick the caked-on pizza flour from under your fingernails, wash your smelly gooch and stop trawling for white knights. no one is gonna save you from yourself. your ex liked boys. your stepdad liked his dirty heb daughter enough to go in and dry diddle you but not enough to love you. your mom doesn't think of you as worth her time. no matter what you change, no matter where you run, that shit won't change. neither will your dead dad ever come back and it's got nothing to do with you. man-up, clean your ass, clean your filthy room and do something. fuck sake. retarded libs are killing this world. it's nice out, touch some grass.

>>937618224
religion is the heart of a heartless world
>>937618275
just kiss me already gosh anon, he memorized my life story and everything

>>937618275
also not a liberal, im a centrist tyvm

>>937618275
She’s got a dirty ass?

>>937618216
I'd want you to say something unique instead of quoting others or I don't know, switching to mode two which seems to just be nudes or something provocative to get attention. I bet you're cool in real life. This is a weird environment though.

>>937616221 (OP)
This isn't helping me with finding brown girls hot OP. I'm suppose to be racist, not wanting to make half breeds.

>>937618373
i mean the hawks don’t tell me to jump into the street anymore which is progress. i used to be mad schizophrenic and thought i was being gangstalked, but then i stopped smoking weed and i’m normal now
white pickup trucks still scare me tho

>>937618404
race mixxing is okay brother
live your truth

>>937618423
Hard to turn it off, huh? I'm glad you're medicated. You seem young. You have time to develop yourself more.

>>937618482
yeah some 40 year old anon is gonna take me out to get curry and then fuck me in a respirator mask, i have plenty of time to make mistakes before i hit 25

>>937618451
In the UK they'd be mistaken for muslim or indian, I'm sure that's a fate even you wouldn't want for your kids.

>>937618451
Like caucasian redheads and african-black shouldn't mix, for rather mundane and practical reasons.
Have you seen the offspring? Hardly fair to the kids to make the ugly and uncanny valley.
There are a few other bad combos, but by and large, all this BBC vs /pol/tard racemixing stuff is utter horseshit

>>937618517
Even bad plans are still plans. Happy you're doing something instead of just... Rotting.

>>937618586
to be fair i do touch grass, i go out to the gym still all the time

>>937618620
That's good. I wish I'd made better health choices when I was younger. You'll be glad you did down the line.

>>937618574
i mean i don’t judge yk, indians kinda scare me though
>>937618666
yeah but the men who crowd the weight racks kind of scare me too

>>937617272
I want to eat that burrito and the FUPA chalupa I am hungry.
Man is monke, ook ook

this is why i have my own weights at home, i don’t need to worry about douchey college guys trying to set off the lunk alsrm

>>937618689
Elbows are sharp for a reason. Make em give way, girly.

>>937618751
bro they’d jump my ass

>>937618797
I can't imagine they would! Do you work out in a prison?

>>937618831
planet fitness is basically a prison

>>937618861
Ah, the ubiquitous purple place. As long as you can get a decent work out in, that's all that matters I suppose. But if they charge you down for elbows, get the zumba class to back you up.

>>937618900
bro my mom used to have me do zumba with her, zumba and gymnastics, why i’m so flexible now on god

>>937618950
That's good! I remember when that shit was popular with everyone. Also getting fit when you're young helps you throughout your whole life.

shitt i’m going to see my mother actually, we gonna go to the lake ong, bikini time nigga

>>937616221 (OP)
Thanks for vag-splaining all men and what "men always say" and shit for me. Sorry your obviously limited experiences with reality have left you with this weak understanding of the complexities of life and people.

Anyway, here's me playing with my wife's tits.

Hi Jace

>>937619153
nigga idgaf
anyways this bikini cute asf and i lowk got guns now

>>937619292
please i’m not a gay furry istg

>>937619326
How’s papa John’s

>>937619452
how the fuck you think it is

>>937619307
You're so fucking hot bruh my cave man brain activates looking at your soft body

Why are you entertaining the retards on here lol. Unless seeking for attention which by all means go big or go home...

ngl i think me and some russian woman could change the outcome of the ukrainian war. bring ultimate peace to society, change their doomer mindset

>>937619770
Where are you from?

>>937617992
could you pleeeeeease show us your asshole?

>>937619307
A 4/10 man propositions you
>I make $175k a year and want to put a baby in you. I'll never bother you about paternity and send you a reasonable check every week for the next 18 years. Otherwise you'll never have an issue with me. IDC about joint custody and you can have the kid, I just want to knock you up
He's white with blue eyes and brown hair and has a moderately high IQ.

>>937619519
Should we stop by

>>937619820
It's funny knowing that you're young or inexperienced because you think 175k is enough for that kind of thing.

>>937619307
id like to see your pussy and asshole, shape looks nice

>>937620011
That's a lot in some places. Outside of Caliwali that's upper middle class.

>>937616221 (OP)
Yes everyone who stares at a screen is engineered to be fake, amazing discernment you female who seeks

>>937619820
i’m infertile tbf

>>937619794
not from ukraine just my families ukrainian

>>937618739
The wall is coming, hole. Better get those eggs in order.

>>937620389
excuse me?? wall???

>>937620373
Would join the Ukrainian Foreign Cannon fodder for you

>>937620455
i would totally enlist in the UA tbh

>>937620356
Do you let your boyfriend cum in you every time?

>>937620495
yeah usually or backshots. ex btw

>>937620492
I would if the Ukrainian government wasn't corrupt as fuck, conscripts downies and their foreign legions wasn't being used as fodder. Looking actually into it you'd have to be a retard to join as a non native Ukrainian, they'll use you on suicide missions and left to be overran

>>937620566
i’ll meet the woman/man of my dreams there and die happy

You have a great face Gashleen. Wish you'd show it more

>>937620507
That’s so fkng hot

>>937616221 (OP)
How'd you lose your bellybutton?

>>937620584
Can we get a video of you masterbating, I wanna here your sexy moans and climax.

>>937621893
pure luck i think

I've been talking to a girl who's pretty cool- she's self reliant, intelligent, and does what she wants. I'm just some nerd who's happy to find someone like.. Understanding of my kinks and interests? I'm accepted for being the degenerate and even encouraged by her which makes me feel some hope. As a guy, I'm not looking for any cool girl type and didn't even know it was an archetype.

Either way! Thanks for introducing me to these concepts >_<

Also you're really cute

>>937623741
post discord

>>937623876
luvveash

>>937621893
It’s an edited dude is how

>>937624485
i swear i don’t have a dick, i wish i did i wanna experience blue balls ngl

>>937624693
just read something that really gets you going - gets the panties soaking if you will - and then don't allow yourself to do anything about it. close enough

also PLEASE post more of your body, I really want to bust to you

Heyyy, I’m a 20-year-old girl from the US, super adventurous and a bit on the wild side. I love embracing my curves and taking control in those steamy chats! There's just something about teasing until I get you all worked up that drives me wild. I'm all about that flirty banter, but I can be a bit shy when it comes to meeting up in person, so I prefer to keep things spicy online. If you're down for some fun and passionate chats, hit me up! Just remember to add me on that app everyone loves: c-a m i l-oxr je (don’t forget to remove the spaces and dashes)! Can't wait to connect and see where our conversations go!

>>937621893
by being fucking fat

>>937624935
Can you take a nude like this ash? I'd be so hot

>>937625099
like an ai image?? probably not

>>937619307
Fuck the arms, get rid of that nasty gut. If you’re gonna have an ugly ass face, at least fix what you can.

>>937616549
Lol youre mad cuz she cooked you

Don’t be fooled, gents. This pig has stretch marks all over her tits and inner thighs. Absolutely disgusting.

>>937619307
Take it off

>>937625489
Sounds like bro wants lil girls not women

oh my fvarking black nigger dragon is that another repulsively obnoxious attention whoring str8 woman posting her nudes so retarded slobbering coyotes that she isn't even interested in and would never touch with the longest flagpole on earth pretend to care about her snore inducing dogshit posts while beating off like braindead monkeys??? NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE YEAAAAAY BABYYYYY

before i go this porno is top tier
https://www.fpo.xxx/video/342379/0-5-crazy-clown-gang-bang-1wrx/

>>937625656
i’m bisexual tho

>>937625489
cope harder

>>937616221 (OP)
anal is for closeted fags

>>937626055
What does it mean when your girl asks for it unprovoked?

>>937626108
it means she’s a closeted trans man

yoo where booty pics

>>937626108
It's a test.
You failed.

>>937626286
i fuck women because they have vaginas that work hbu? the risk of pregnancy is a thrill

>>937625840
You can’t fool everyone, Jace.

>>937616221 (OP)
why are you shilling yourself so hard?

>>937626377
i don’t get ragebaited, i am the baiter, i am the lure, the green silicone worm for the big bass, i catch many pickerel

>>937626445
woke up in a bad mood

>>937626460
seriously why do you look like a man

>>937626610
cuz im a better man than you are i think

>>937626736
im a woman

holy shit 2 woman? on 4chan

>>937626610
It is a man that edits his pictures with a girl he found on Reddit. It’s already been proven

>>937627298
There’s literally a thread with two women in it right now

>>937627279
we should be kissing not arguing

>>937626460
God damn you’ve got the face only a mother could love. Hideous.

>>937626460
All that makeup and still ugly as fuck.

>>937627715
i would if i believed you were a real woman but some of your pics and >>937627621 posts like this make me doubt

I don't like your panties. Thank you for taking them off.

>>937628750
Ready to finally insert something?

>>937629084
If the girl on Reddit did, he’ll post it

>>937628750
smells like ai

Would you watch me eat my cum?

>>937629084
>>937629152

It's AI you summerfags, not op

>>937628750
Great ass without dick, wow, i never thought i would see here

>>937625840

Are you nearsighted or farsighted?

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little on the playful side, and I absolutely love turning up the heat during our chats. One of my favorite things is teasing guys and seeing just how far I can push their buttons while having a blast. I'm pretty much always in the mood (totally a nympho at heart!), but I do struggle with some shyness, so meeting people in person isn't really my style. That's why I'm all about those flirty chats—so much easier and way more fun! If you're interested in some spicy conversations, hit me up! Just add me on that app where we can share our deepest desires: c a m il o x r j e (don't forget to remove the spaces). Can't wait to meet some new pals!

>>937626460
You're cute. Can you show us your holes spread now

>>937617766
>>937617807
Theyre going to lez out lol

>>937628750
damn. now I'm hungry for that burrito

>>937626484
>woke up
too bad

>>937627715
go make a pizza

>>937628750
Daaamd that pussy needs some stuffing

>>937631686
so does your skull, methinks

>>937616221 (OP)

Cool girl cool girl blah blah.

Has the cool girl been aware of her Civic duties since her feminist emancipation?


Has the cool girl ever cooly went and made the first move on the Guy she really wants to bed or has she waited till he bowed down first?


Has the cool girl realize the mighty consequences of not being on top of her game.

Well with privileges come responsibilities. Cool girl better get hotter than ever if she wants her body parts to become cooler and prettier.


There’s no care free you’re beyond of karmic disciplinary actions against you.


Either you take intelligent risks or fall back.

Society wants cool girls to set up the perfect fucking situation for the men she Truly wants. She better make the first move like the free cool girl she is born to be. Or hell would always await in her life.

>>937631620
Nice try, but I don't play video games, I own my own small auto shop, I know how to fix my own plumbing and electrical issues, I know how to drive a stick, I know how to cook, I hunt and fish, I know how to clean a gun

>>937616221 (OP)
i don't think you don't know how to get called a cool girl by men and that's good i guess

>>937616221 (OP)
Yeah, and your charismatic, poetic, financially well-off, 6'4", 8.5in cock lover boy, whose dominant and confident personality never manifests in cruelty or abuse, and whose physical domination only exclusively targets towards those you dislike and never, ever yourself (except when you want it in the bedroom), isn't coming along for you either, bitch.

The schizoids dreaming of Manic Pixie Dreamgirls are just as deluded as all the ditzie whores, single moms, and BPD bitches out there who think the perfect man is just around the corner. You're stuck with us, and we're stuck with you. Get over it.