I don't know how to fucking use the semi colon

>>937616468 (OP)
Think of it as a super coma for those pesky useless adjectives.

>>937616468 (OP)
Me either; dude.

>>937616468 (OP)
You use it when you don't want to use the entire colon.

>>937616588
don't get cute with me

>>937616588
You're welcome to get cute with me though.

What’s the similarity between semicolons and pregnancies?

>Both mean you won’t be seeing a period for a little while.

sm;)e

>>937616732
>>937616776
;)

>>937616791
What is 19 inches long, veiny, bluish black tinted and able to make any woman scream?
A stillborn baby.

>>937616468 (OP)
"Is OP a faggot?", anon asked; "You talk like one."
Matt's femboi dick smells like strawberries; he uses the new soap.

>>937617017
kek
;

Too long; didn't read

>>937616952
How do you make a witch pregnant?
>YOU FUCK HER

>>937617149
This is a good example too
>tl;dr

>>937617237
Which witch was it; who said which to whom?

nigger

>>937618497
>He sobbingly said to the mirror.

>>937618596
"Nigger", he said, while looking in the mirror; "And my mental shackles own me."

>>937618596
you're a nigger, op.

>>937618708
>"Evermore, evermore" quoth the derivative faggot.

>>937616582
>pesky useless adjectives.
>>937617017
>femboi dick smells like strawberries; he uses the new soap.

Spot on my dude.

>>937618787
wat

>>937618887
kek

>>937617017
stephen king

>>937618927
I was expanding on the other guy's idea, not "deriving", you pseudo-intellectual potato.

>>937616468 (OP)
I've always said it's a really risky punctuation mark. By using it, you're trying to show that you're smart. Unless you use it wrong, then you look an asshole, and a stupid one at that

>>937619049
Your mother blows; dead bears.

>>937618992
You copied and rewrote it while adding the gay mental shackles bit.
I know my original joke wasn't high art, which is why I mocked you for copying it and making it lame and gay.
It is also highly ironic to be called a pseudo-intellectual by a guy who needs a second post laughing in his face, before he realizes that the post he initially didn't understand was an insult.

>>937616468 (OP)
Stop spreading your anti-semicolonit bullshit here!

>>937619196
Deriving would be copying. I was expanding on it. You need to go back to rêddit because you sound like a fucking pretentious faggot.
Also when I said wat it wasn't that I didn't understand that you were being useless faggot, it was me basically saying "why is he going off like this".
You were wrong on both points and will continue to be wrong

I never understood it. People say to use it for sentences that are related, but all sentences are related. What the fuck do they mean by this?

>>937616468 (OP)
OP's mother is a whore; she spends all her time riding the cock carousel

>>937619513
Sure joke stealer, whatever you say.

>>937619513
>can't say reddit without bypassing the filter
kek

>>937619584
What kind of "joke" is a dude saying "nigger" to his mirror image and why would anyone steal it? Stealing would mean I use his idea elsewhere without letting him know anyway. You must be like 15.

>>937619663
I've run out of energy for this anon, I made a bad joke, you pretentiously expanded on it, I mocked you for it and now you're crying.
You're in your feels and those aren't my responsibility.

>>937619776
Now he's conceding I "expanded" on it. Looks like he lost the argument.
Autism is not a superpower you know.

>>937619835
There there, your ego will heal.

>>937619877
Talking to yourself?

>>937619942
No, then the conversation would be a lot more stimulating and interesting.
I'm definitely talking to you.

>>937619994
You don't know the difference between expanding and stealing, how stimulating would a conversation with an autismo like you be?
I can believe you mostly talk with yourself and not with others

>>937620067
Damn, if I had known how thin skinned you are and how much you'd bitch at me when agitated, I wouldn't have poked you.
You're giving me flashbacks to BPD ex girlfriend.

>>937620232
I thought all I did was showing you you don't know English that well

>>937620296
I understand English fluently, I'm just lazy in my implementation of it.
You felt the need to expand on and repeat my post, that is derivative. If you had copied me verbatim that would be plagiarism, which is what you have seemingly mistaken me calling you derivative for.
Your post derived from my post, with slight changes that expand on it sure, but it is still a derivation of my post.
Your post was to my post, what cocaine is to a coca plant.

>>937620512
>I'm just lazy in my implementation of it
I can see that.
>to expand on and repeat my post, that is derivative
Wrong.
>derivative: lacking originality : banal
To derive just means to obtain from some source. That's not what I was disputing. You said derivative. Remember when I said you will continue to be wrong?

>>937620687
And you accuse me of being an autist...

>>937616468 (OP)
It's a punctuation point. Think of punctuation points like rest notes in music. A comma is a half rest, A period Is a rest. A semicolon is a rest and a half; a colon is two full rests:

>>937620721
Words have meanings, sorry autismo

>>937620869
>Words have meanings
The mating call of tismers since time immemorial.

>>937621438
You have to be over 18 and someone with a good grasp of the language when you post

>>937621666
I turned 38 in June, how do you maintain this level of buttflustered for this long?
I made a shitty joke and you made a shittier follow up, with a banal mention of mental shackles in it I might add. I laughed at you and now you're trying to dominate me, calling me autistic and young. What's with the elementary school mean girl routine?

>>937621999
>oh no he's trying to dominate me because he said I don't know what words mean
You can close the thread any time and just go be wrong somewhere else lol

>>937622108
Oh, so you crave the last word.
That's the thing, isn't it?
Well go ahead, you can have it.

>>937622193
Sure
You're 38 and you get offended when someone expands on your post, you use wrong words, cry when replied to... I would hate to be you