I was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus, rollin' down Highway 41...

I was born a Ramblin' Man.
Not a rambling child, but a very small, full grown man with pubic hair, a good credit score, and an uncontrollable sexual desire.

when the greyhound bus pulled into the Toledo terminal, I bought a pack of cigarettes at the nearby convenience store, and started hitchhiking towards Kansas City.

A couple of hippie chicks stopped and gave me a ride, and now they are turning tricks for me in a kansas city motel room.

>>937620243 (OP)
I'm sorry you hurt your head when you were born, anon

>>937620243 (OP)

>>937620672
I was like that motherfucker had some kind of birthwish

Like being born in a hospital

>>937620243 (OP)
Do you work at becoming this big an asshole or does it come naturally?

>>937620243 (OP)
You're a little young for that song, but you've got soul!!

>>937621275
I was born in the middle of a big city, in a house that looked like a prison, and I've lived every day of my life in fear of getting taken away by my father.