what's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?

>>937628210 (OP)
Being laughed at in science class for getting a question wrong. Getting the question wrong wasn't really embarrassing, it was the fact that everyone laughed.

They were all kinda dicks :(

>>937628210 (OP)
im an alcoholic ive done things most people would kill them selves over lol i got my ass checked by cops once and because i resisteted arrest they stripped me and made me walked nake din front of everyone thats just something i remember not even close to worse thing lol

>>937628754
>They were all kinda dicks :(
No shit. Fuck those kids

>>937628904
>not even close to worse thing lol
Share some stories?

>>937628982
fuck knows man im drunk now my life is a blur ive been a blackout drunk since i was 15 years old im 30 now. been aressted a lot been humilated a lot have people who hate me and people who love me ive been in a pshy ward before ive done a lot of things what do you wanna hear about? also you tell me about you if imma talk about me

ignore spellings

my mom walked in on me when i was masturbating
i'm 32

>>937628210 (OP)
Locking myself out of my hotel room naked

>>937629088
>also you tell me about you if imma talk about me
I'm 38. Started drinking at 14, with my buddies in high school. Fun drinking turned to problem drinking when I lost my dad at 16, and was sent to live with an alcoholic mother, who didn't care if I did the same to myself.
Drinking snowballed until I drove drunk one night (like an asshole) after finding out the chick I was dating was cheating on me, and crashed my truck. Got a TBI, and almost died.
There - you know something about me. We're friends now

>>937629088
Had some cheddar gourmet mac and cheese that said it was only 400 calories for 1 cup and 420 mg

Freshman in HS, blew a snot rocket and felt a big booger vacate my nose. Ahhhhh. Then when talking to people throughout my day they had a weird look and didnt look into my eyes, they were looking down a little. When I got home and looked in the mirror the huge booger had stuck to my collar with a small trail of snot. It was HUGE. Stayed home sick the next 2 days until the weekend.

>>937630088
I like you

one time i was in drug psychosis from cocaine and i got stuck in a window because I was too fat to fit through it so my brother had to carry my fat ass out of a second story window (im not that fat anymore) it was the window of my own house for some reason i thought i had to climb out on to the roof it made no sense then and still doesnt.

im banned from most local pubs because of similar stuff

>>937630088
oh also im sorry about your dad brother

new kid came to the private school, multiple bouts of uncontrollable scat. i think he poisoned me, fingers crossed he got hooked on opioids. that monkey on his back for life would make me feel better, but i lost friends.

>>937630229
Lol ouch. Sorry to hear. I haven't seen cocaine in 20 years. My mother lived in El Paso, and at the time, cocaine was everywhere. I miss that shit so much. If I ever hit the lotto, I would develop a George Jung sized tolerance for it. Where abouts do you live? Married? Kids? Leather daddy domtop?

>>937630356
Thanks, dude. I appreciate the sentiment

>>937630500
lol 30 UK north England single and still at parents used to have a student flat like 10 years ago but ive been a loser my whole life done a bunch of traveling though.

I sharted before swimming. When other boys saw my underpants containing the shit stain i tried to hide, i got the nickname brownieguy. Of course they needed to tell that story all the girls at school. Every pupil in that 600 school knew that i shat myself. But hey now im married and a lot of them got fat incel fucks, who look like human garbage that is only existing because it is scared of suicide.

>>937628210 (OP)
I made up a small rap song about one of my teachers when I was in elementary school. sang it to my friends.... they would remind me of this all through highschool. I have so many embarrassing memories I just cut contact with all my friends, and I still have no friends to this day.

>>937628210 (OP)
I got dared by friends to have a photo taken of myself nude infront of a sorta famous local billboard. But predictably they took the picture and drove off with all my clothes, leaving my stranded butt naked in the middle of town.

Nothing in my life will ever top that…

>>937630621
Oh, right on. I'd call myself a loser too, I suppose. I've been on disability ever since I had my accident. It is fucking hard to escape it once you're on it. I've done plenty of living tho, so I don't feel bad. Where all have you traveled to?

>>937631203
Oh yeah, I'm from Kansas

>>937631203
Japan mostly I love that pussy hhahah but eat europe also and usa and basically everywhere

been in a jail in Tokyo once that was an experience lol the Japs have it old school over there i was like an animal in a plexi glass box

>>937628210 (OP)
That's so fucking embarassing (and hillarious) what's her FB??

>>937631076
What did you do next?

>>937631822
Tried to run home without being seen. Which was a loosing battle

>>937630088
Not the guy you replied to but.

Crying in the hospital. Begging the clerk to spot me for a bottle when I was out. Blacking out in my yard because I couldn't find my way in. Seeing the look of surprise on peoples faces because I was such a filthy stinky alcoholic. Getting the shakes and going through withdrawals.

Lots of winding up in the ER because of withdrawal. Sucked.

Back in high school I got busted fucking a girl who had the unfortunate nickname of "The Goblin" because she was 4'10 and had big ears and a huge nose. It was 2001 and Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings were both in the theaters so that's how she ended up with the name.
So, yeah I got busted fucking her and word spread around town. It got brought up recently at our 20 year highschool reunion so I'll never live it down.

>>937631917
did your former friends end up getting killed one by one over the coming weeks?

Lost my bikini top in a pool inadvertently for like 20 mins when i was 13 or something, some guy looked at me all the time then when I realized he told me "there wasn't anything to look at anyway"...

Was in one of my friend's house and I had to pee, her bigger sister that used to bully me all the time lockked the wc's door so I had to piss miself in front of the others.

>>937634304
>I had to piss miself in front of the others.
hot

>>937628210 (OP)
story/sauce for the image?

>>937628210 (OP)
I was 14 and had some trouble controlling my morning wood so I got a stiffer on the bus on the way to school and my assigned seat mate was a bitch and a bully and she let everyone know.

>>937636017
the image is the story.
dumb bitch goes to sell shit on fb, not paying attention, posts wrong picture (herself), a legendary anon screenshot it before she deleted it

>>937629326
How old were you when she walked in on you?

>>937630088
i also got a TBI from an accident from drinking
i have memory, emotional regulation, and executive functioning issues, and my social skills have eroded, but i guess i'm not eligible for disability, so i still have to try to find a job
currently unemployed, shooting for a job as a dishwasher or something, assuming they'll hire a white guy

I mean I used to piss myself in middle school all the time. Idk what was wrong with me. Almost any time I would laugh I would just full on piss myself. Only a few people found out, somehow, and I didn’t get bullied for it. Or, at the very least they didn’t say anything to my face. Unfortunately I have a piss kink now

I’ve been walked in on during sex by my boyfriend’s mom before. She handled it well. We were 18 at the time. She said “I’m gonna go outside and smoke a cigarette and we’ll talk about this after”

His dad walked in on us having anal sex when we were 16 but I don’t think he knew. We were under the covers and managed to hide it well. I think. He also came into our room one morning to grab car keys and I was sleeping naked. I woke up, thought it was my boyfriend and although I was half asleep I’m pretty sure my tits were out.

Most embarrassing though is when I left my butt plug on the bathroom counter overnight. I cleaned it and forgot to put it away. His mom found it the next morning and sent me a text to “please put away your personal items that are in the bathroom”

>>937628210 (OP)
Lulz glownigger swine lulz death to all faggots hail satan 666 glownigger swine kill yourself jewish swine lulz death to all glowniggers lulz

>>937632409
Are ya sober now?
>>937636341
Sounds pretty close to what I'm dealing with too. That sucks you can't get benefits. I got lucky, and am still receiving benefits, but who knows how long that will last with the way things are headed

Hopefully this.

I’ll give you my hot crush’s first name, a picture of her, and a picture of my small cock. For each pic you find of us, I’ll give you another letter of her name. If you find her, I’ll give you her number.

Blackmail me into whatever task you want.

Additionally, if you send me a bikini pic of her within 10 minutes, I’ll send you a full body nude of me with my face.

Kik me: tribbing25

i once raided a village but only raped and dismembered 2 women.
all of the other vikings laughed at me and called me gay.

>>937639059
That kinda faggotry isn't gonna gain you access to Valhalla, brother in Odin