>>937628350 (OP)Ask her to hook you up with a cute friend.
Either you haven't had this conversation and it isn't even clear to her that you're on the market, or she's not into it, but she probably does like playing matchmaker.
Probably she has friends similar to her, and she'd know who's open for business. Could set you up with someone and do the whole pre-sale pitch for you. Coming from a friend of hers too, so you're starting with an advantage.
It's a damn lot better than just sitting here disappointed with your situation and giving off the impression that you're the type that's gonna lurk on someone.