Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:56:08 AM No.937900031
>funny story about a wife who accidentally killed her husband.
>this lady was cleaning her house and mopped up the floor to the kitchen.
>while doing the dishes
>her husband wanted to walk up to the fridge and grab a cold beer.
>she said hunny the floors still wet hold up
>homeeey!!!!
>her husband accidentally slips on to her while shes holding a steak knife.
>fucking stabs him point blank.
>OH MY GOooD , panics and calls 9-11
>explains the situation and how she accidentally killed him.
>police get sent to investigate.
>the chief calls back the deputies
>What the hell have you guys been up to its been an hour with no response or feedback whats taking so long
>they replied back saying sorry chief were just waiting for the wet floor to dry.
Have a good night.
>this lady was cleaning her house and mopped up the floor to the kitchen.
>while doing the dishes
>her husband wanted to walk up to the fridge and grab a cold beer.
>she said hunny the floors still wet hold up
>homeeey!!!!
>her husband accidentally slips on to her while shes holding a steak knife.
>fucking stabs him point blank.
>OH MY GOooD , panics and calls 9-11
>explains the situation and how she accidentally killed him.
>police get sent to investigate.
>the chief calls back the deputies
>What the hell have you guys been up to its been an hour with no response or feedback whats taking so long
>they replied back saying sorry chief were just waiting for the wet floor to dry.
Have a good night.
