Thread 937917514

I need to be convinced to start HRT already, how do i get myself to finally start it, i don't wanna think anymore i just wanna do it. I just need to be pushed over the edge. Please somebody pinkpill me.

Pushed from edge of 9th building?

>>937917578
No that comes after i transition. I need to transition first.

>>937917602
Mtf?

>>937917776
Yes :3

>>937917788
Okay when you became hot come back and post

>>937917514 (OP)
the secret the most passing trans women don't tell you is that they actually started on TRT and then moved to E, it makes it twice as effective (idk the science)

>>937918517
the real "secret" to the ones who think they pass is they take 20 pics and post the most feminine. out in public, they look like men, even more as they approach 30 which is why suicide rates spike

>>937917514 (OP)
post feet to verify cuteness

>>937918583
Nyo this is not a feet thread! :c

>>937917514 (OP)
>we settle the mood by singing a horrible song about these horses fucking
*two floating heads
guess the stuff

>>937918879
Uhm what...?

>>937918860
failing to post cute feet has incurred my wrath!
i'm imposing a chastity sentence until you at least schedule an appointment to talk about getting on HRT
that'll show you!

If you are feminine enough post something and no not feet

>>937919067
Ermm i was actually thinking about going DIY...
>>937919117
I don't wanna post anything this is not a request thread! >:(

>>937919383
Fuck you and your thread

>>937919383
well you'd better hurry up and order something because you'll be wanting to cum sooner or later
don't think about trying to weasel out of it!

>>937919411
Listen here pal, i posted my ass and tummy here enough in the past, but currently i'm not horny and i don't want the attention. And i was confused for a girl multiple times when i posted so i think i'm feminine enough.

>>937919588
Okie i'll put on my cage i promise :3

>>937919592
Okay bub

>>937919633
nice and obedient. that's what i like to hear
glad you decided to behave so i didn't need to issue any extra punishment ;)
be sure to post an update when you meet the requirements so i can approve your release

>>937917514 (OP)
Just do it anon. Get off this post and do it.

Anyone who claims Bulgarian is any easy Slavic language is lying to you
They say this because it has no cases, but it has other shit that is just as bad, or actually worse
You see, every verb is conjugated for person, number, tense, voice, mood, aspect, evidentiality, and gender (male, female, or neuter)
Bulgarian retains the aorist tense from proto-indo-european, which is also found very rarely in Georgian and Armenian, and also in Ancient Greek and Sanskrit
The aorist tense indicates and action that took place once at a specific time in the past but given it's unfamiliar to basically any other living language, it's difficult to get used to
It also has the future-in-the-past tense (and a perfect variation of it) for actions that occured in the past, but after the time at which some other event being discussed occured. Why would you need this?
Even more painful, Bulgarian also has a grammatical feature called "evidentiality" that I mentioned earlier.
This is where verbs are additionally changed according to how it is that you know the action in the sentence occured
There are 4 categories of evidentials:
The indicative (I know the action the verb describes took place because I saw it happen myself)
The inferential (I didn't see it happen, but I saw other evidence that convinces me that it happened)
The renarrative (somebody else told me it happened, and they witnessed it first hand)
The dubiative (somebody else told me it happened, and that person heard it from someone else, and so on)
So - in Bulgarian you cannot ever simply say "the man kicked the ball", or "the dog ate the bone".
You MUST modify the verb every time you speak to explain your source of knowledge
This makes writing fiction in Bulgarian weird... what form or the evidential should the narrator use???
But yeah, all of these features combined, you have hundreds of potential forms for each verb
Maybe not all of them are used, but still, possible to make. It is a nightmare

>>937917514 (OP)
Mentally Ill faggot.

>>937917514 (OP)
hrt is bad for you LOL look up the long term health consequences

>>937917514 (OP)
>I just need to be pushed over the edge
Of a cliff (?)

>>937922644
they made that joke in literally the first post. how original.