You were given 24 hours left to live. What are you doing?

>>937925106 (OP)
sleep 24 hours.

>>937925106 (OP)
gooning to meg griffin rule34 fart porn

Yeah

I need a million dollars

>>937925106 (OP)
Ask /b/ what I should do in the last 24 hours. Obviously.

>>937926677
Of course. Then have someone take pic of dead body so you can be the next meme

>>937925106 (OP)
>discord sperg thread.
SAGE

>>937926677
i'm making the most of the time i have left.

>>937927284
You good?

>>937925106 (OP)
if I said I would have the FBI knocking at my door so I'll just say I'd have a blast.

I’d kill the reaper

>>937928512
Not getting attention
Have you ever thought about making a good thread? It's a crazy notion but you can make threads that people enjoy and you can get the attention you yearn for without bait. You have to make a thread that isn't about you but you're a flagrant narcissist so you probably can't

Y'know once in a local newspaper there was a story featured about an old geezer, he wanted a very simple thing as his last hours went past him, a very simple wish. He just wanted to smoke a last cigarette and enjoy a glass of white wine. This man was told it would be within two hours he would pass due to some blood vessel or something in his stomach gone on the fritz. It was a touching story, a touching request, and most of all touching to read the hospital's respone to the request. They rolled him out near the window so he could have that last cigarette and glass of white, and that was that. No more, no less...

>>937925106 (OP)
Burning items in my collection and destroying harddrives.
Y'know because of things.

I would be taking all of the BBC I could in the hospital til the end

I'd write a note that under no circumstances should my mom go through my stuff and uh i don't think I can find a notary on the weekend I want to legally appoint someone in particular to get all my money and guns and porns and stuff before my mom finds it and kills herself.

>>937929218
I mean I lied about the porn but you gotta sweeten the pot to convince the legally appointed person to actually get motivated to go do it before my mom snoops.

>>937928924
We’re all Nuri™

>>937929813
literally who?
fuck off with your discordfaggotry

>>937929855
You think I (thread creator) am Nuri (the person you (You)ed)

>>937929058
Based. I used to work in a hospice and we would often do similar last request things. Had a lady in for long term terminal care (not so usual as most people are in only for their last week or two). Her young son (12)had very little to do during school break and his grandparents who he was living with needed a break so I had him come and work with me in my department so he could wander off and see his mum any time. One of the happiest and saddest and most humbling things I have ever done.

>>937929887
Where does it say that and again literally who

>shane pretending like he didn't just post the nuri picture for the 10 thousandth time

>>937929983
You replied to her accusing her of being me

>>937925106 (OP)
I'd probably eat a lot and masturbate a lot. Maybe I would kill someone too, seeing as I wouldn't have to face consequences for it.

>>937930116
Alright

>>937925152
>my exact thought when I saw it in the catalog
Kek

Top g

jorkin it

Bro im so hungry

I miss Josh and Josh and Josh and Josh but mostly Josh

>>937925106 (OP)
Writing my last will and a list of confessions, withdrawing what little money I have left so my family doesn't have to jump through a dozen hoops to get less than $300, getting some BK, and watching something nostalgic probably the first Pokémon movie.

>>937925106 (OP)
>dying

>>937925106 (OP)
>24 hours left to live. What are you doing?
Stop at a Burger King and rob a Drugstore on the way home.

>>937938970
i'm playing genshin impact and laughing at your stupidity

>>937925106 (OP)
Cut an arm off. I've always wondered what it would feel like, not being able to move your hand but still being able to see it.

yummy

>>937925106 (OP)
i kill myself
aint nobody tellin me when to die

>>937940134
Wow I forgot my pic

>>937925106 (OP)
Immediately killing myself.
Checkmate, God! Fuck you!

>>937925106 (OP)
Make a Time Machine and accelerate 24 hours

>>937940773
That’s hot

>38 posts
>7hrs
ethots it's over give up

>>937942016
4chan is dead, brah

Dead like a toenail

No

10 and 1/2 hours? Really?

>>937948081
Yeah

>>937925106 (OP)

>>937951059
This is the way

Rape the queen of England

>>937951147
First time I read raep, what's wrong with /b/?

hey there! i'm a 21-year-old girl from the us, a bit adventurous and totally love teasing and being teased in flirty chats. there's something about pushing boundaries in spicy convos that gets me so excited! i'm a bit of a night owl and my imagination runs wild after dark, so i'm always down for some fun. i deal with some social anxiety, which is why i prefer to keep things digital and steamy. if you're up for some playful banter and can keep up with my wild side, hit me up! add me on the app everyone’s using, my username is e ma-q-u-onx (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes). can't wait to chat!

>>937951838
What?

>>937954097
It took a very long time for the word 'rape' to be used for the first time in this thread.

That's not the /b/ I once knew.

>>937925106 (OP)
Sending unsolicited dick pics to every woman in my contacts