Are you hungry?

>>937927681 (OP)
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Ignore the stupid fuck

>>937927943
>>937928422
Nice samefagging E.
Mature more.

>>937927681 (OP)
YES ANDY WE HUNGER
FOR LOGS!

>>937928731

>>937928782
LOG
LOG
WE WANT LOG
LOG
LOG
WE WANT LOG

>>937928982
Boring spam

>>937929023
well no because
*brings the log closer*
every 10 years your throat actually completely clogs.
I was reading this article about how Andy Sixx can actually advance this process into only taking sixx years because your esophagus - Andy could you get that loaf out?
Yea but it's because your esophagus can actually clog your throat faster... here we go
*looks over at the warm coil*
look at that...
yea that log must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things clog your fucking throat

>>937929131
Look here you log nigger spook gook chink kike spic wop greaser tranny faggot gypsy piece of.shit, simo haya lost to loki in Ragnarok round 11, and that means that humanity is only one loss away from being wiped out by the gods. Dont you even care? You piece of shit you should've used your meme expertise to stop this from happening, but nooooooooooo you wanted to spam log memes. Now look what's happened. Now, how will Simos' dog be able to see his master again when Simo's being sent to Nifhel? You inconsiderate disgusting worthless log nigger filthy piece of salamander shit, you awful excuse for a human being now how will trans people be able to exist when the gods are getting closer to wiping them out? How can we worship God when we get wiped out by Zeus and the the other God's? Fuck you fuck this thread fuck all of you log niggers for not helping simo beat Loki and helping to save the human race you traitors to the human race i hope all of you log niggers get lymahced to fucking death. Lu Bu, Adam, Raiden, Nikola Tesla, Leonidas, and now Simo died because of you log niggers GO FUCM YOURSELVES N O W!!!!!!!!!

I'll start this off without any turds
I got so soggy I pushed 'till I farted
I love my logs better than you
I know they're long so where should I poo?
The finest log that I've ever shat
Was when I learned to wipe with my hand
I love my logs better than you
I know they're long so where should I poo?

>>937929131
sad really

>>937929176
Die

>>937929173
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Andy's creamy log of shit, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Log Slidding, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret log slides down people's throats, and I have over 300 confirmed clogged throats. I am trained in log slidding and I’m the top slidder in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will slid you the fuck down with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the log, maggot. The log that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can slid logs down your throat and clogging it in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just from eating corn. Not only am I extensively trained in log slidding, but I have access to the entire fiber supply of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to slide my ass-ripping giant creamy steamy dreamy logs of shit down your miserable throat off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all down your throat and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

For those wondering why I do the things I do

For any of you faggots wondering why I oppose log threads so much, allow me to explain. You see, throughout history, humans have been known to rebel, oppose, and question the status qou.
For example:

Martin Luther King Jr and his fight against segregation

Women fighting for their right to vote

Women fighting for their right to an abortion

BLM supporters fighting corrupt cops

Leonidas fighting against the Persians

George Washington fighting the British to free the colonies

The Aztecs fighting against the invaders from Spain

Ukraine fighting against Russia

The jews fighting against nazism

The alllies fighting against the fascists

The Boston tea party need i say more?

The slaves rebelling against their southern owners

People fighting against trump and his bullshit

And me, fighting against the log spam that's killing /b/, I'm a rebel at heart, and I'll never stop opposing log spam for as long as I live. You log niggers will never extinguish my flames of freedom against tyranny. I am a warrior of truth and justice that tear down the walls of oppression and hate, and there's nothing you can do to stop me! You are nothing more than an arachic ideal that needs to be squashed once and for all. That is all.

Ok I've ignored it as long as I can but I've had it with this shitty forced Andy Sixx meme. It's just one, maybe two faggots spamming and it's getting me steamed. Just earlier today I posted perfectly good cock rate and pics you shouldn't share threads which immediately 404'd, meanwhile five or sixx of these stupid fucking log threads are sliding right to the first page. This might be a tough one for you to swallow, but whoever you are that keeps posting this if I ever meet you irl I will cream you. Your meme is shit and I'm fucking dung with it.

>>937929257
Andy if you are reading this please, PLEASE fucking logloaf my throat hole you sexy fucker. I am a straight dad from the Midwest but god damn do my jeans get tight around when I see that goth hairdoo and those scene kid tank tops. I want - check that - I NEED you to drop your leather trowsers and take a dirty triple XL haymaker of a dump on one of those fancy plates my whore wife keeps in above the credenza so I can get down on all fours like the turd slut i am and huff those steamy fumes and choke down handfull after sopping handfull of your makings. I want to wipe your ass with my beard and then lay out on the chaise lounge and let the sun bake your reeking shit smear on my face. Let me be your human toilet Andy... Please or i swear to log I'll kill us both. My supple lips are your toilet seat... When you say "flush" i swallow. Ram a fucking plunger down my m'throat and make me puke out all the shit and suck it back down again like a frothy anus frosty, Andy. Shit in me andy, shit in my ass and fuck my wife and be your lil' log cuck, Andy. God dammit...

Logfag posts these long replies hoping no one will go back to look at the replies calling him an asshole and an idiot.

my throte is ready

>>937929410
Become a log priest in Sixx easy steps! You will need:
>a piece of shit (doesn't matter who its from, you can use your own if you want)
>a black veil brides album
>sixx brown candles
>some heroin
>a computer and internet access
1. Shit yourself just a little and scoot your ass on the floor like a dog until you draw an upside-down pentagram with your skidmarks on the floor
2. Place a candle at each point of the skid mark pentagram and light them.
3. Stick the remaining sixxth candle up your ass a bit
4. place the turd on the BVB album
5. Snort the heroin
6. listen to every single video animaterr man ever made

You are now a log priest.

>>937929410
Proof?

>>937929466
You are now the biggest retard on the Internet. Really.

When the sun shines on the mountain
And the night is on the run
It's a new day, it's a new way
And I fly up to the sun
I can feel the morning sunlight
I can smell the new-mown hay
I can hear, God's voice is calling
On my golden skylight way
Una paloma blanca
I'm just a bird in the sky
Una paloma blanca
Over the mountains I fly
Yes, no one can take my freedom away

>>937929543
You do it every time, idiot.

>>937929614
see that Andy Six? he's your boyfriend, he is. you love him

>>937929685
It's true, anon. I thought if I complained enough about Andy and logposting I could be close to him without people noticing the true nature of my desires but I'm actually a total fuccboi for Andy's thick, steaming logs.

>>937929641
So no proof.

>>937929685
You really can’t see what a fucking asshole you truly are, can you? Too bad that we can.

Please tell that retarded faggot is still getting spammed with this meme

>>937929921
Well that's where poop comes from E.
The asshole.

I NEED that loggy goodness in my neckhole, daddy Sixx.

>>937930074
*i pat my belly and smile*
i have plenty of food!

>>937930533
>>937931870
Here you go kings.

>>937927943
Failed memes are Dunning Kruger

>>937927681 (OP)
Watcha got for my frote?

>>937933993
A log.

>>937929466
I have a CD in front of me right now.

>>937930239
Is that image the latest photo of Potato Queen? Those who know, know.

>>937929131
Is that a real pic?

>>937929351
Kek

>>937929410
Shuuuuut uuuppppp start sucking?

PROOF?

>>937936143
So based.

I’m thinking about thos piles

So no proof....

>>937927681 (OP)
Can I have a cockmeat sandwich?

>>937927681 (OP)
I'm famished

Andy Sixx is going to take a fucking crap in my mouth

Andy i want your crap bro give it to me you lanky fuck give me the warm crap you motherfucker

>>937945899
WARNING: Loginol withdrawal may cause irritability.

>>937946877
I’m not a logoholic bro i can stop anytime I want I’m just chipping bro now give me five bucks so I can go score a paper bag full of Andy’s crap and put it in a blender and make it into wet crap I can inject intravenously with a syringe