I've been fucking my friends wife off an on for close to 2 years now. As far as I know he doesn't have a clue. She came on to me and with the way she looks I couldn't say no. Does that make me a asshole??

>>937927751 (OP)
Are you going to steal his wife? If not, I think you're in the clear. Doing him a solid, really.

If I could suck a log of shit
Straight from Andy’s bum
Then I would plant upon my lips, his anus: oh what fun.

That I could do it with my mouth, to huff and suck and choke
All to have that creamy log slidding down my throat

Andy Sixx i beg of you, with your emo and gothicy might
That i may be the lucky one
To slurp your log tonight

>>937927975
Hell no, I've got no interest in her other than using her for her holes
If she'd cheat on her husband and the father of her children she'd damn sure do it to me

Of course it does. Being friends with someone means you actually give a shit about what hurts them. This obviously would. So how do you justify it? Cause you get sex you could get anywhere? That's a shitty act.

You're not his friend.

>>937927975
As a side note she has an absolutely gorgeous set of big nattys on her too
They are legit perfect

>>937928124
>a shitty act
Our Logger,
whose anus is in contact with your lips,
Hallowed be thy colon;
Thy shitlog down your fucking throat come,
Thy will be dung
with turds, as it is with spicy diarrhea:
Give us this day our daily dump;
And forgive us our imperfect sphincter,
as we forgive those that choke on your feces,
And lead us not into the hands of Dani Filth,
But deliver us from the piss patrol:
For thine is the asshole over /b/ with a creamy, dreamy steamer,
the power over the cock raters, and the redditors
For ever and ever.
Logmen.

>>937928149
It always mystifies me that the large amount of energy put into this logfag idiocy isn't put towards something more constructive. Especially as the payoff for the logfag idiocy can't ever be anything significant other than being an occasional annoyance and cycling a board that's filled with nonsense anyway.