would you be able to take John Cusack in a fight?

>>937957234 (OP)
yea probably

>>937957234 (OP)

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>>937957234 (OP)
Aint nobody on this site who could take someone trained by Benny Urquidez.

I'd kick him in his ballsack and then everyone would laugh and call him John Ballsack.

>>937959902
kek

>>937959862
I'm sure I would be able to make you eat your face after I throw the same punch 5 times.

>>937957234 (OP)
If by take you mean suck and if by John Cusack you mean a fat log of shit, then yes.

>>937957234 (OP)
Not if his moves were legit in the flight scene in the movie Grosse Point blank... You know, the scene at his high school reunion where he fights in the hallway with the other hitman that Dan Akroyd called the "Basque Wacker".

>>937959862
Hory CHIT, thanks Anon, I didn't know this. My previous statement is valid (Grosse Point Blank right scene). He also trained Michael Keaton and Patrick Swayze.

>>937963723
Great movie

>>937957234 (OP)
I'd be able to take him....
Up my ass!

>>937957234 (OP)
Where am I taking him in this fight? Out for a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

>>937959862
I don't care if he trained with Bruce Lee, he's still a bantamweight. All the Kung fu in the world won't stop a heavyweight from knocking him out.

>>937964035
He's 6' 2” and almost 100 kilos bud.

Are we fighting him now or him from the 1990's? Asking for a friend.

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>>937963723
oh shizz. that's why he was a kickboxer in say anything.

>>937964877
Witnessed

>>937964877
could probably knock our asses out with the boombox…
i find his sister girl-next-door cute, by the way

>>937957234 (OP)
He's 59. I could knock him out with my breath.

>>937964433
doesn't matter. he would flatten you in any decade.
>>937966114
would be funny to see the look of surprise on your face when you wake up bloody after being knocked out by him with a single blow.

>>937957234 (OP)
John Cusack

>>937966321
If his dancing with Benny the Jet is any indication of his ability, no.

>>937957234 (OP)
idk. he's got height and reach. i suppose that could make him overconfident and i'd slice him good.

>>937959862
Not just trained by the jet - Benny said Cusack is by far his best student.

>>937959862
ok, i withdraw my claim

>>937963871
Ah, I see you know you're Judo well.

Hard question.

He's 59, I'm 50. But I broke my back last year. He's trained, I'm trained. He's been in movie fights. I've won street fights. He's taller by a few inches, probably longer reach, but I've got mad speed.

Really couldn't say.

>>937969175
That's like asking if it would be possible to take the Earth in a fight.

>>937957234 (OP)
hell yeah man why would i not! you think you can take me on in a fist fight!? tell me how!!

heres what i will say tho.

>>937957234 (OP)
John Zorn