Informative teletext - /b/ (#937964857) [Archived: 93 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:59:30 PM No.937964857
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Through the non-resonant application of a phase-stabilized, mode-locked Ti:Sapphire femtosecond laser system emitting at ~800.23 nm with a spectral bandwidth of 6.4 THz, temporal coherence was nonlinearly propagated via high-order multiphoton interactions within a cryogenically cooled ion ensemble of 171Yb+, electrostatically confined in a hyperbolic quadrupole radiofrequency trap maintained under differential ion-pumping regimes achieving background pressures below 10-11 Torr, wherein sub-decoherence Rabi cycling between Zeeman-resolved hyperfine manifolds—perturbed by second-order Stark and tensor light shifts—was characterized by quantum state tomography techniques sensitive to fluctuations in ambient electromagnetic field gradients on the order of picoTesla, thereby necessitating active compensation through a nested PID-controlled Helmholtz coil array with real-time feedback synchronized to the ion secular motion.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:06:40 PM No.937965092
All that just to say you're gay
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:16:05 PM No.937965447
>>937964857 (OP)

you´re one of those lunatics that claim larger coils of light fiber travel of time or something
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:39:29 PM No.937966316
>>937964857 (OP)
i dont know what any of this means but god that wrench is massive
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:39:00 PM No.937968507
>>937964857 (OP)
Are you talking about the Turbo Encabulator?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:47:43 PM No.937968860
>>937966316
if you don't mind me asking, can you describe the system? i'm still in uni and am curious as to the practical application of the device
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:27:04 PM No.937970349
>>937964857 (OP)
No more than twenty words without a period.
You are an idiot unable to convey practical application of the shown wrench if so tasked.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:52:25 PM No.937971233
>>937968507
w-wait, did you just write all of that in your sig.