>Be me, in high school.
>Befriend one of me classmates.
>The guy’s so autistic that he might be called retarded in good conscience.
>Fast forward 12 years.
>Text the guy to see how he’s doing.
>”I’m fine, anon. I just tried to kill myself last night.”
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>Mfw one of my closest friends tried to kill himself.
>His chosen speedrun strat was to down a bottle of vitamins.
In a word, befriending retards has its perks. They’re too stupid to kill themselves intentionally, and they’re the masters of unintentional comedy.

>>937977237 (OP)
>friends with retards
that's real neat

>>937977281
i am now on the hunt for a picture to be able to relate with, but it feels like it won't be easy

>>937977237 (OP)
Fuck off, find a job and quit living in your car faggot