I’m 20 years old and in community college, and it’s not going well for a variety of reasons. I really have no idea what to do right now. I don’t like the idea of joining the ZOG machine, but maybe the coast guard would be a good path. I’m not gonna get sent to die for Israel, and it’s not even in the department of defense, it’s under homeland security. Do you guys think this would be a good move to make for a “far right incel” like me?

Why not join a respected branch instead of the coast guard? Or go to the border patrol or ICE or something that makes sense

>>937982140 (OP)
the coast guard saves people and interdicts drug shipments, they actually serve the people
>>937982178
disregard this homo he's only looking to sexually abuse his coworkers and "immigrants" he's a gay rapist

>>937982178
I have to have either a bachelors degree or 3 years of relevant experience to work at ICE, I’d love to be a deportation officer and part of this is that I think the coast guard could open the door for that, since they’re both homeland security

>>937982295
Yeah he sounds like it, plus the coast guard helps keep brown people out of the country

>>937982140 (OP)
If you are in Community College, finish 2 years' worth of study.

Talk to the recruiters in all branches (Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, Space Force, Coast Guard) and ask them how your education will affect your rank and pay.

If you get a 4-year degree, you will enlist as an E-4 in the Army as opposed to just an E-3 in the other branches.

So you should weigh what you want to do vs your benefits.

>>937982954
Also, don't sign anything before you get what you want in writing.

Wait for the job that YOU want. Don't settle for "3 possible jobs."

You are putting your life on the line here; tell the recruiter you can go walk next door and see what the other recruiter will offer if you don't get the job you want.

ALSO: you can re-take your entry tests, like the ASVAB to get a better job.

The DLAB (if you are interested in a linguistic job) -- you really can't prepare for that test. So don't fret over that.

>>937983041
Last but not least, joining the Reserves or the National Guard doesn't guarantee you won't be deployed overseas or to war.

>>937982389
Do they? Seems like they are pretty fuckin useless at it to me given the estimated number of illegals that pour over every single year.

>>937983144
especially when trump and trumpfags wanna invade Greenland and Panama
remember that, the trump niggers lost their hard-ons didn't they, premied like usual

>>937984255
what's the number, tell us you silly faggot
>they flooding our borders, picking our crops and roofing houses and running taco trucks
the time to reduce the trump chaff is now

>>937984336
Americans would do those jobs if the shitskins would stay and fight for their homelands instead of economically migrating and breaking the law the instant they cross the imaginary line