Comfy Steam Deck thread
What are you playing?
What are your hopes for the Deck 2?

>>938047424 (OP)
you just know her nig boyfriend has a white bull

>>938047424 (OP)
threadly reminder that these posts are made by a certain demographic hoping to gain control over you

>>938047426
Lmao that girl is based for triggering you weebs

>it's this thread again

>>938047427
begone, temptress!

>>938047424 (OP)
2 Type C ports
Better trackpads
Pretty much all I can think off. Asking for 2 m.2 slots might be asking too much but would be nice

>>938047424 (OP)
NGL
I really like that you can customize the Steamdecks.
How much would it cost to get a dark souls themed Steamdeck?

>>938047427

>>938047424 (OP)
>>938047426
For white cock.

>>938047424 (OP)
'Ig 'lack 'ock on 'eck?

I'm currently playing Persona 5 Strikers.

Deck 2, I'm hoping for FSR5 + hardware based frame-gen. More powerful performance. OLED screen (not sure if they can make it VRR). Larger screen, but also make the device lighter?

>>938047425
Every black chick who's into anything even remotely nerdy has a white BF. Vidya, books, etc. They're not the type to go for hood rats.

>>938047436
But why am I or you supposed to care who the blacks are fucking? As long as they are not fucking me, I'm happy.

>>938047437
you don't want to go balls deep into one of them cosplay chicks? come on, son.

>>938047436
This. Every black girl I know goes on and on about hating white people and white supremacy, and yet every time without fail they end up getting with white guys.

>>938047424 (OP)
She cute

>>938047438
I'm not attracted to blacks, sorry anon. Can't even watch porn with them in it.

>>938047438
I do. That's all I want in life.

>>938047438
No, I don't want herpes, thank you for asking though

>>938047442
100% built for it.

>>938047424 (OP)
nigress pussy sex

>>938047442
Her tits and cooch look real nice.

>tfw no nigger gf

>>938047424 (OP)
>"She don't want a Nintendo"
should be "She does not/doesn't want a Nintendo"
>"She want a SteamDeck"
should be "She wants a Steam Deck"
remember kids, using ebonics doesn't make "street", it makes you a faggot

>>938047438
>cosplay chicks
only good thing to come from the abortion that was dustborn

>>938047424 (OP)
>She don't want a Nintendo
>She want a SteamDeck
ESL

>>938047429
>NOOO CHUD YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAVE THE WHITE RACE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS BLAK QVEEN

>>938047429
wow hes just chudjak

>>938047451
Billions must diversify their genepool

>>938047426
oh no, a hot girl wants to "gain control" over me what the fuck am I going to do

>>938047454
>All it takes to plow a cute brown girl and call her the N word is to just be skinny and white
Man, I really need to get out there and go hunting.

I NEED A BLACK GF FUUUUUUUUCK

>>938047436
this, posts like >>938047424 (OP) are their mating call to find whiteboys

>>938047455
Delicious body

White men owe black women sex

>>938047459
I like the way you think.

>>938047459
the white man's burden never lightens, it seems

>>938047461
goddamn she short

>>938047426
I don't believe you , please be real.

>>938047460
This bitch is just begging for it

>>938047463
That pic is real, but its also several years old in /tv/
That slut was fucking thirsty.

>>938047426
>There could very well be black girls on this very site, on this very board, in this very thread even.

i love my black wife

>>938047424 (OP)
based kween

>>938047441
That's because you are shitskin. White men have colonization in their genes

>>938047443
They are the 20% of black women that don't have it

My (((fellow white men))) we must pay semen reparations to BIPOC women in atonement for slavery.

I want to impregnate a black girl so bad but I'm too racist to have a nigger kid
what do

>>938047429
>>938047461
They two won.

>>938047424 (OP)
I want the deck 2 to have a better screen, a better but lighter battery, a better processor, and a lower price.

>>938047465
Wish there were actual blackies browsing this place without being all thirsty and shit.

>>938047475
>without being all thirsty
Why?

>>938047424 (OP)
>"people" actually bought the steam deck
please tell me you didn't fall for valve's latest beta test hardware meme blunder and bought a Switch 2 instead

>>938047476
well, it doesn't really needs to be not thirsty, you know what i mean.

>>938047477
I have both. I play my 'eck more.

>>938047477
Shut up Mario, I'm busy being horny over black girls.

>>938047449
Holy fuck, how is this better than the ingame model?

>>938047481
Because they gave the main character a bit of a gorilla face instead of making her cute.

>>938047424 (OP)
>>938047426
CHOCO MILK BOOBA

>>938047480
Why dont I have a slut like this on my lap, again?

>>938047484
Are you tall, white and handsome? That's all it takes aside from actually going out of your way to talk to cute black girls.

A cute nerdy black girl could have saved me

>>938047485
Tall, white, but fat.
Need to keep losing weight and get myself one of these chocolate sluts.

>>938047426
They succeeded

>>938047426
Holy moly is that a b-b-b-black qveen!!?? On my /v/!?

>>938047472
The only thing stopping me is my (justified) fear of melanin after midnight

>>938047472
Would your ancestors be more disappointed in you for having a half black child or no children?

>>938047489
That's /tv/.

>>938047487
Ganbare anon. I wish I was taller and less ugly.

>>717344330
How it feels to post on /trv/

>>938047424 (OP)
literally built for BWC

I've been playing this game called "Undertale Yellow" on my deck.
I don't like chocolate queens myself, I'm more of a colombian connoiseur

>>938047442
I'd bust 'er wolf.

>>938047424 (OP)
>nigger
>GTA
pottery

>AYO WHYTE BOI
>*smacks lips*
>GET YO ASS OVER HERE, WE FINNA GON TALK ABOUT YO FAVOURITE GAME
W-what do?

>>717344330
How many shoots do you think this scene took? How much tit and ass did this man fondle in this movie?

>>938047499
>HEY BLACK GIRL
>*tightens necktie*
>GET YER ASS OVER HERE, WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE LUTHER VANDROSS SONG

>>938047499
>I-I'm racist!
and run as fast and far away as possible

>>938047499
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMM3 MY BEAUTIFUL NUBIAN QUEENS

>>717344330
Goodbye Uncle Tom (1971) for anyone wondering

>>938047499
Enchant them with my knowledge of Dark Souls and take home the one on the left.

>>938047499
The base campaign AND Throne of Bhaal?

So I've tried all the /v/ fotm girls, chubby Latina, big titty goth, cutie Korean, nerdy black girl among others.
Black girls are the best, latinas are in second the rest don't even match up. But this is all personal experience and to find one is like hunting and waiting for your prey to leave their confines of safety

>>938047507
I seem to have most success with latinas, I think it's because I'm pasty white and unsuccessful

>b

>2mb image limit.
Pesky jannies sending the thread to a shithole like this.

I expected the thread to die.

Bros how do I find a black queen?

Built for...

>>938047660
Be white, I'm afraid

>>938047426
Hair Glue.

>delete sexy webm
>move thread to /b/ anyways
for what purpose?

I swear I saw the same thread, and exact same replies on /v/.
Fucking tripping here.

>>938047894
they moved the thread here, anon

White boys only want one thing...

>>938047921
Jesus fucking christ, I need this in my life

>>938047822
I'm white and the only girls that have ever shown any interest in me were brown, so you're right on the money.

>>938047921
White men only want one thing, and it's beautiful.

>>938047969
I need it in my face

>>938048095
Logo verkackt

Where does one find cute black girls? We only get arabs here

>>938049322
College campus bars and nightclubs in the city. I guess it also depends on the demographics of the city you're in too.