Thread 938066441 - /b/ [Archived: 125 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:33:30 AM No.938066441
spaghetti
spaghetti
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i made pasta with vodka sauce for dinner and it fucking sucked, i'm still hungry and i have nothing else to eat
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:39:42 AM No.938066655
>>938066441 (OP)
How'd you fuck up your dish when you have the whole internet at your disposal lmao
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:42:14 AM No.938066755
TSSS
TSSS
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>>938066441 (OP)
>it fucking sucked
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:43:07 AM No.938066788
You'll be fine.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:44:23 AM No.938066832
>>938066441 (OP)
The snack wrap is back at McDonalds. You could also try eating your own fingers.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:51:02 AM No.938067069
OnlineOrder
OnlineOrder
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>>938066441 (OP)
>i made
you mean you ordered online
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:52:37 AM No.938067129
>>938067069
Do you think anon was claiming that pic was his?
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:56:02 AM No.938067281
>>938067129
does anon have a cell phone?
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:57:34 AM No.938067338
>>938067281
Feel free to answer the question instead of deflecting.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:00:18 AM No.938067468
>>938067338
no U
why would anon have to go online, search for a pic of "pasta with vodka sauce", and download it when his pasta was right in front of him and his phone was in his pocket?
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:07:49 AM No.938067734
>>938066441 (OP)
Man, if you grew up in my house hold you'd have gotten your ass beat for wasting food, and they'd make you eat it until you fucking die like you'll be puking and shitting everywhere and I can tell you from personal experience they're gonna make you clean it up while you puking and shitting. Then you're also gonna catch a beating for alcohol abuse because you're wasting good alcohol.
I mean personally I'd just pretend I enjoy it while I eat it all and encourage everyone possible to try some while I'm like trying to keep a poker face mmmm it's edible.
These kinda mistakes happen when you're an addult just don't do it when you got kids because they gossip a lot. Then the state is gonna steal them and attack you over everything imaginable. Who knows maybe some weirdo likes that shit? If you're super lucky some guy will be like sure I'll take that off your hands and pretends to enjoy it and then throws that shit in a dumpster or something.
>>938066655
It's probably a lot easier than you think, I mostly went to that home economics class to flirt with girls in high school. Good ol gramma was like sowing hand it to me and it was like wiz you hear the machine start up and her cursing a lot bang you got a fully assembled item.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:09:28 AM No.938067796
>>938067468
Because he could.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:29:39 AM No.938068650
>>938067796
>Because he could.
just pull his phone out of his pocket and take a pic of his paste.
Drama done!
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:40:09 AM No.938069073
>>938068650
>his paste.
*his pasta
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:08:23 AM No.938070186
>>938068650
ur dumb as hell
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:11:55 AM No.938070308
I just want to know how the pasta was
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:24:43 AM No.938070805
>>938070186
you have no argument
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:40:30 AM No.938071364
>>938066441 (OP)
too bad for you

it's delicious

how'd you fuck it up?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:40:49 AM No.938071376
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>>938066441 (OP)
Today OP learned that vodka sauce is a meme. Now be a man and eat the rest of your food, or shove it up your ass if you prefer.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:49:03 AM No.938071697
VOMIT.Projectile.........
VOMIT.Projectile.........
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>Vodka sauce
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:36:05 AM No.938073515
>>938066441 (OP)
Buy a big tub of peanut butter its very high in calories and will always end your hunger ( you can also stick your penis inside of it on a loney night just warm it up a little and start plunging your plonker just make sure your pp is clean so you can enjoy some peanut butter after) crunchy or semi crunchy is not recommended for this. I have a 2 kg tub beside my bed and it always hits that spot if you catch my drift