Post celebs you think ARE NOT on the Epstein list.

>>938068016 (OP)
Barron?

but he's not a celebrity

https://voca.ro/13noXy26zLIk

>>938068252
But he's something of a public figure, so I'll accept it.

Trump and Gavin are both man-children, thing is.. only one of them is on the list

>>938068889
nobody who panders that much is clean

>>938068016 (OP)
of course he hasn't been there, why would epstein invite a washed up actor? to laugh at him?

It's kind of like a Sgt Peppers.Album cover up in this motherfucker!

>>938068016 (OP)
Essentially the celebs that are poor.

>>938068075
Lol. A mere technicality, I'm sure.

id say Jesus... but since trump is the anti christ and epstein was lucifer, i heard epstein had the real jesus shipped over from the Vatican, and hasJesus castrated

>>938068016 (OP)
is Epsteins daughter considered a celebrity?

>>938068016 (OP)

>>938068016 (OP)
No fucking chance is Ashley J. Williams a pedo

>>938068016 (OP)

if so, then i couldn't really include her since she participated

>>938071616
There is no chance Keanu in the list

>>938071616
If epstein had been gay, Keanu would've gladly moved to epstein's island

>>938071676

exactly.... because according to Keanu, girls are "yucky poo"

>>938071676

btw, curious:
do you even know about the secret wedding ceremony between Keanu and Michael Ovitz?

>>938070521
Or just c-list.

>>938068457

well, keep in mind the Katie Johnson incident occurred in 1994, a full 8 years before Barron's creepy ass was born.

When the judge released the partial files that named trump as DOE174, it was also revealed that trump brought Eric along on several occasions

....... Actually one celebrity instantly comes to mind

Andy Sixx

>>938072025
Damn I am hungry for one of his logs.

>>938072014
Marlon Brando?

>>938072014
Austen Butler?

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This guy nor any other Mormon would never in a million years go ANYWHERE near Epstein, but he probably had a secret marriage with an underage girl and worships a pedo (joseph smith married a 14 yo)

https://voca.ro/1cZooYSb3txn

https://voca.ro/1aK0kflaBMQU

>>938068252
Trump isn't the bio dad.

>>938068016 (OP)

People walk up to me on the street and ask me, do you think theyll ever make a jeffrey epstein remix of your song JUST 15?

(the controversial hebephile anthem)

well, somebody finally did !!....

https://voca.ro/13noXy26zLIk

>>938071735
What the fuck are you talking about? I just said that because Keanu is an exceptionally good dude
>>938071794
Not a clue. I've never heard of Michael Ovitz

>>938073268

by the way.....

I'm a huge HARRY SHEARER fan

.... So when Spinal Tap actually did a novelty national tour as a 'band', i painted a novelty portrait of Elvis for Harry, and I.
Ended up hanging out with him and michael mckean all night...

the Elvis painting was cool... a long haired Elvis with facial hair like if he had just grown up normal and become a hard rock fan

and BTW Michael McKean changed into his street clothes, THE COOLEST Area 51 Gray Alien inspired outfit...

A cool as fuck slate gray is bad ass futuristic trench coat... is blade runner looking shit, with a BADASS metallic Gray alien head emblem on the chest right, like a badge, but instead of a badge it was a gray alien head

I was like " dude i'm so fucking jealous of that god damn jacket!" and you got a HUGE smile, and said "yeah.
I saw this in vegas the other day and I said i've got to have that shit!"

>>938073688

I never said he was a bad person

I simply mention date somewhat.Top secret marriage ceremony between him and michael ovitz many years ago

A marriage many people even in hollywood were unaware of

Mr Rodgers

Michael mckean was wearing something similar to this... I just threw this together to give you an idea HOW COOL it looked

it was a slate gray alien intervention trenchcoat

wicked as FUCK

this is the backstage entrance to thd legendary (absolutely amazing) FOX THEATER in Atlanta

Originally built as a freemason temple back in the 1920s, without the aid of digital technology, they somehow managed to construct an auditorium that happened to have THE PERFECT MATHEMATICAL ACOUSTICS
.
Like no shit... you can sit all the way in the back and hear a pin drop on stage

They somehow figured it out even back then, and it absolutely beautiful on the inside like amazingly elegant egyptian shit... the entire place is egyptian themed.. it's really cool...

that backstage entrance is where I walked into the Fox Theater dozens and dozens of times, getting in free, getting front row seats, eating the rock stars fruit and cheese trays, drinking their beers, and TALKING ABOUT ELVIS PRESLEY...

it was my shtick, my gimmick...
because I was there to 'celebrate' as in celebritize ELVIS and NOT THEM.... the rock stars found it refreshing, I suppose

night after night after night after night they deal with people praising them, "I really love your new song" etc etc even drawing pictures of the band, drawings of their new album cover...

but just was giving them an ELVIS PAINTING....

and what can I say?..... they ALL LOVED ELVIS....

they were.. as Tom Petty sang: "crazy bout Elvis"...

and they ALWAYS always wanted to go sit and talk, "hey I got an Elvis story i wanna tell you" and they'd tell me "man, Elvis is the reason I wanted to be famous"

ALL OF THEM SAID THAT.......

no shit.... it turns out my gimmick was much more than a gimmick TO THEM

because my Elvis paintings were badass
they were TRIPPY AND CLEVER...
custom made specifically for them

with little secret insider details about the recipient... yep

that door and i had quite a history

I painted the Elvis for Harry Shearer... but it was Michael McKean who I ended up connecting with that night, because he is sacrificing HUGE elvis fan, and we were both into the UFO thing, and we ended up hanging out...

his fucking alien coat was SO COOL I'll never forget as my girlfriend Jill and I left the Fox backstage exit on Ponce De Leon that night, Micheal was standing up at the doorway, in that badass motherfucking alien coat... and he looked COOL AS SHIT

C O O L
AS SHIT

I threw this together to show how cool he looked

lol

>>938068016 (OP)
> psych

he's at the top of it

>>938069436
you take that back. Bruce is a total bro.
(besides, you can't be washed up if you never had a serious career in the first place)

>>938079292
We knew this for years. Now do which other countries might be involved since the only list of retards any of you have are Americans.

His fucking plane was called Lolita express ffs

>>938068148
Kermit definitely is sorry

>>938071410
Is this real?

>>938068016 (OP)

>>938084920
No. It looks like AI fucked up Trumps eye brows.