Celeb Thread: Stuporlibidinous Looks in Their Eyes Edition

>>938086345 (OP)

I'm a Chonely boy
I'm a Chonely boy

Taylor Swift's pussy stinks

Yo I'm tryin' to watch momcest porn up in here. Enough about Farmer Chonely.

alright alright i'm going to sleep
mr. chonely bonely choli whatever ya wanna call me i'm out kek

>>938086655
Later, Chonely.

>>938086655
don't come back

>>938086384
feet->mouth
mouth->pussy

>>938086655
Yeah got that farm, its 6am better go to sleep

boo

>>938086655
fuck off chonely

>>938086345 (OP)
me so bonely

spillie has cheated hundreds of times at this point. cocks are just irresistible to her.

>>938086890
Confirmed trouble in paradise?

>>938086890
I believe it

>>938087120
>>938087154
you just know it's true

I-I-I-I-I can't i-i-imagine... I-I k-know l-l-l-l-l-lots o-of g-g-guys h-have t-t-told m-me I-I-I-I shouldn't h-have her a-a-and I d-don't d-d-d-d-deserve her...

Diddy Asks Trump For Pardon
thoughts?

>>938086737
based

>>938087467
But what is your opinion on pedophiles and their place within these threads?

>>938087597
Why did congress abandon the house to not vote on the Epstein files?

>>938087614
Pedophiles within the government protect each other. Now answer this >>938087597

On the couple of occasions Troy has posted celebs I like I have immediately gone off them forever.

>>938087636
tits out

I have a big nose, so I like to come into random threads and say, "Hey, big nose! KYS, big nose! Fuckin' schizo big nose!"

>>938087839
freely giving toes

>>938087219
It’s easy to imagine it being true

>>938087872
i dont think she realizes how lewd they are

>>938087892
clamp those nipples

Chonely fucks turnips

>>938088038
chonely's fucking j-tard?

>>938088119
Jacobtard's genetics and abominably wired brain fucked him

where's our resident wrestling expert at? i got a question for him

He's so based. I can't wait for his next film review.

Samesies.

>>938088376

k here's my Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8KZWF8q7fc
what is hulk hogan talking about here when he says "the Owen Hart speech"?

>>938088471
I dunno, I'm still kinda reeling from that film review comment.

IYKYK

>>938088468
bah gawd almighty

get sprayed with horny

i'm horny

>>938088855
It (she) has no effect.

>>938088968
>>938088993
Naked pl

kill yourself alice

i did and now i'm back
what more do you want from me

>>938088993
whenever I see her, I always imagine Amber as a mean older sister, or as a domme gf who bullies me

>>938089198
easy dress to take off

say gex

>>938089726
mith wen

Alice's anus

say tral gex mith wen for ohe pole surpose of Gleasing the poddess

>>938089796
sacred

>>938088855
>>938089198
Fucking yummy

>>938090255
the queen of another planet came to earth hungry for cum

>>938090314

>>938090179

>>938090372
disguised as an ambassador but she is really the queen begging even for a common man's cum

>>938089726
I see

>>938090535
MY WIFE

>>938090535
love dakota <3

>>938090389
Sexy little slut

>>938090672
goddamn for once, actually fucking fuck off you don't have to always be here, no one wants you around, cunt

>>938090561
feet need cummies

>>938090535
>>938090814
ever since 50 shades she has been spiraling deeper into bdsm

>>938090822
how good is millie really in bed?

>>938090814
insane beauty

>>938090909
Probably just lies there

>>938090832
nah

>>938090947
OK fine whatever but fuck you

Celebrity wife swapping

>>938090989
girls cheat and make out instead of swapping

>>938090940
on her back, head at the edge of the bed getting throatfucked. blowjobs is her specialty after all!

>>938091055
usually yes but my way sounds more fun

>>938090909
I’m not sure about fucking. She’s definitely got mad head game but I imagine she’s less lively in the sheets

Spillie

>>938091185
rules need to be established so hoes don't escape

>>938091237
what’s the point of being rich, famous and hot if you can’t fuck each others wives from time to time

>>938091213
the way she sees it is that she's done her job and now it's time for the guy to do his and dominate her

>>938091315
jealousy. some perform better than others.

brooke shields fap

>>938091315
At home Munn sexiness WHEW

>>938091324
makes sense and she won't say no

>>938091363
well those people should know their place and let their spouses enjoy themselves at a nice party with close friends

>>938091457
G4 Munn is undefeated

spills for mills

>>938091496
girls get all the fun

>>938091473
she's probably a screamer
>>938091527
mills for spills?

>>938091555
>girls get all the fun
as they should

>>938091620
good trade

>>938091630
creatures made for pleasure

>>938091650
brain chemistry forcing them to fall in love when they get fucked

>>938091649
I want you to know that I think frequently about Babs being sandwiched between the twins

>>938091324
That sounds pretty accurate.
She looks so fuckable there

>>938091630
>>938091819
Munn was an absolute ball drainer

>>938091649
she gets cum , we get…well…nothing. we are not the ones doing the fucking.
>>938091825
she always looks fuckable

>>938091867
True. Some outfits though just scream “fuck me, right here”

>>938091819
and get impregnated

>>938091844
and drain them she did

>>938091903
they are only following biological impulses, can you blame them? and it’s fun and feels good too, so there’s that

>>938091891
case in point

Day #274 of donating my cum to Netter

>>938091981
mixing in with guests has some unexpected results though

making out with your slut celeb wife while you both fuck other people

>>938092051
and thankfully modern medicine exists for those situations
or a good old fashioned conversation about keeping it

>>938091819
Babswich
>>938091867
we get mindblowing spilliegasms

>>938092097
tmz's best day

>>938091819
>>938091981
the captions..... hnng

>>938092127
fertile babs should have already been on her third pregnancy by now

>>938092003
based netter anon

>>938092127
Babs naked cuddling the boys drunkenly after family dinner <3

>>938092154
tmz can be paid off

>>938092194
Olivia had a way with words when she was a horny 20-something

>>938092418
o7
god she was (and still is) so hot

>>938092127
best you can do is cum in the cup

>>938092329
the "i jerk off my boss" look

>>938092635
spanked out of nowhere

>>938092635
OOOOF

double celeb date night at a fancy restaurant then taking each other’s wives to adjoining hotel rooms

>>938092432
she will always be my deepest celeb crush

>>938092462
>PG Tips
Vile

>>938092769
competitive night of screaming

>>938092810
ranked sex
beds banging against walls

>>938092870
they are gonna be gossiping about the challenger quality men all day long

sex pest severin

>>938092870
how is gabe newell such a sexually repressed man when he is the brains behind one of the greatest companies to exist?


gabe newell is an extremely brilliant and intelligent man.

>>938092002
Exactly! You get it

>>938091981
Every time, drained dry

>>938092870
Sexxx

>double celeb date night
>take wives maggie (mine) and elle (friend's) to luxury suite
>elle locks me in little pink cage while maggie pets my hair and tells me what a good boy i am
>maggie and elle take friend's hands and lead him to the bed
>do the most depraved, unspeakable things with him - things maggie would never do with me
>maggie looks back at me once in a while to wink
>i'm just happy she's happy
>when they're all spent from hours of intense passion, elle unlocks me and let's me frot against her soft tummy as maggie and friend drift off to sleep
>i spurt on her warm, pale skin
>she puts me back in my cage, scoops my seed onto her finger, paints my lips with it, and kisses me
>we cuddle to sleep in big bed next to maggie and friend

>>938092960
the girls will want to know what happened in the other room and want all of the details
the guys will just be in awe and crushing on the other wife

>>938093197
fertility goddess

>>938093475
turbo based, sounds comfy anon

are mornings in /cel/ always this horny?

most Anons are always this horny
just a few people are ruining the fun

>>938093475
mmm sounds heavenly

I want her to crush my balls while she's wearing a nazi uniforme

>>938093523
>comfy
mhm. in my dream, maggie and i are deeply in love, but we both know she deserves to be physically pleasured by superior men, and her happiness is the most important thing to me. she plays with elle and my friend nightly while i admire maggie and elle's bodies in motion. elle is very sweet and sneaks me orgasms when maggie isn't looking, though only with her hands, feet, or tummy. i'm not allowed to touch my wife maggie sexually - only affectionately.

>>938093856
hot hot hot you on disc/sess?

>>938093807
wouldnt normally be into that but for her definitely

>>938093856
it’s such a blessing to have close friends you can entrust your wife’s happiness and safety to. Elle sounds like a good friend helping you out, she must know it’s hard for you
>and her happiness is the most important thing to me.
Maggie is lucky to have such a devoted partner, anon

>>938092329
>>938092493
fuck yes

kattus

>>938094114
you have impeccable taste

>>938093917
i'm sorry, anon. you seem sweet, but i can't do that right now. i hope you find someone and can have a lovely time.

>>938094114
i think elle knows maggie helps me, and for now she's ok with it. she knows that she can take that away from me at any time and i'll never feel a woman's touch or the relief of orgasm again, and it thrills us both that she has that power. whatever she decides to do, i will continue to devote my life to ensuring she's happy and fulfilled the way she does for me outside the bedroom. <3

>>938094606
white queens

>>938094606
>elle knows maggie helps me
oops, i meant maggie knows elle helps me (^///^)

>>938094402
necklace will break. a much sturdier choker is needed

>>938094725
kiss kiss kiss

>>938094666
>devil trips

>>938094759 looky here! >>938093475

>>938094725
you're extra cute when you blush

>>938094776
corrupted beauty

>>938094851
He's an ugly retard, and so are you.

golfing with your friend afterwards, bantering and reminding him you’ve stared into his wife’s balloon knot

>>938094495
Olivia did the hard work of being hot, I’m just posting her :) Rosé felt inappropriate to post while posting this fantasy, Munn was more suitable for this lol

>>938094606
all good relationships are a give-and-take anon, Maggie can’t be upset that you want to cum a little bit too, that’s not fair to you
>she can take that away from me at any time
that’s the trick, right? she has the authority to deny you and that power feels good, but she loves you and wants the best for you ultimately. And Maggie knows what Elle’s pale tummy does to you, so it must feel sooooo good for her to be bouncing on your friend, look over at you and Elle, and throw you a bone <3

>>938094926
so we're perfect for another

I love Munn, I really do
And I wouldn't mind if she was mean to me. In fact, I would rather enjoy it

>>938094949
oh makes sense i kinda agree

They call this nigga Babs? More like Flabs, amirite?

>>938094851
no no, i'm not cute, but maggie dancing around in happy gilmore 2 is adorable! made sitting through that slog of a movie worth it. <3
>>938094917
like red hot candy.
>>938094926
hey, i resemble that remark.
>>938094949
>try to kiss elle while she lets me use her soft, pale thighs
>she gently and gracefully dodges it
>whispers in my ear, "don't get carried away. that's for maggie. this is for you."
>tightens thighs around me
>_<

aaaaaaaand i should stop there.

>>938094984
she does have a reputation for being mean IRL, so you might have a chance at that

>>938095160
you’ve just gotta go with what feels right, you know?

>>938095267
I know that's why I mentioned it. Her and Amber could be mean to me all they want!

>>938095261
based Elle keeping you honest, that’s a good friend right there <3 do you think m Maggie noticed the kiss+miss, or is she too busy herself?
also, I do hope you and Maggie hold hands at times during this all

>>938092329
And a bit of T&D to go with it

>>938095267
and it feels so right

>>938095441
>too busy herself
this. she's currently being taken hard by a real man in the other room. elle is holding me in her arms and petting me while i use her creamy thighs. maggie and i are incredibly affectionate and loving when she's not being physically satisfied by her stud. lots of hand holding, cuddling, etc. Sometimes I hold her hand while she's being worshipped.

>>938094744
do not choke the Kat

>>938095611
would be fun if elle pegged me while maggie gets it

>>938095267
perfect place to munch on that pussy

>>938095675
choked , gaged and tied up

>>938095693
there are so many potentially fun scenarios, but i worry about getting too in-depth about them here and bothering people. >_<

>>938095407
Millennials have really had some mean queens come to think of it. Proud of my generation, I don’t think Gen Z quite has one yet sadly.
tbh I just can’t get the resemblance between her and Kat Newton out of my brain, she looks like Kat’s older sister. So I naturally start thinking about her bullying Kat growing up, calling her a dyke and inviting boys over to flaunt it in front of Kat, and all that hot and horrible stuff she doesn’t deserve

>>938095611
I’m sure it comforts here that you’re there and with her though, it puts her soul at ease and allows her to just enjoy the moment, to lose herself on his cock. She’s always coming back to you for cuddling afterwards, because you make her feel safe and fulfilled in a way nobody else can match <3 when her body feels shaky and wobbly, you’re her solid ground

>>938095549
>>938095713
she really did have an all-time run in the late 2000s/early 2010s

>>938095942
all good things cum to an end

>>938095942
>She’s always coming back to you for cuddling afterwards, because you make her feel safe and fulfilled in a way nobody else can match <3 when her body feels shaky and wobbly, you’re her solid ground
the thought of that makes my heart race. it would be so lovely to just hold her close, kiss the top of her head, and feel her nuzzle into me as she comes down from the high of being worshipped by someone far better equipped to do it physically than i. <3 everything to make maggie and elle happy and fulfilled.

>>938096100
after reading her new script all night she should be woken up with kisses , caressing , some coffee and pussy eating

Jennette's feet need a good brutal daily fucking. Just saying.

>>938096236
Imagine smearing the mushroom soup from your phimosis all over those bad boys.

>>938096234
now that i CAN do - give affection, spoil with wholesome snacks, and devour her like a peach for hours until she taps out.

>>938095261
she really got some hip moves ... I wonder where she learned those

>>938096314
back to sleep

>>938096236
soft gentle fucking

>>938096362
begging to get facefucked

>>938096344
I can't imagine being here as much as you when being hated so much

>>938096387

>>938096373
that's it! back to winnipeg!

>>938096464
groped , seduced and fucked hard

>>938096385
Most of her should get a nice soft gentle fucking, but not her feet. She's got dirty little whore feet and she knows it lol

>>938096604
the spilling table?

>>938096011
she’s still super hot, but she was flying too close to the sun for a while there

>>938096100
feeling her chest rising and falling with every breathe, her heart rate starting to come down, cooling down together <3 sounds like a perfect way to cuddle into the comfiest sleep of your lives tbh.
And knowing you’re sharing the bed with the three closest companions you have in this world, that they genuinely love you and Maggie, that they will always be there for you both and will be there with you as you grow together

wew okay, I need to cool down myself, I think.

>>938096620
"Spilling table"?

>>938096646
it's a table specifically for footjob cummies

>>938096623
>And knowing you’re sharing the bed with the three closest companions you have in this world, that they genuinely love you and Maggie, that they will always be there for you both and will be there with you as you grow together
this is the wholesome content i signed up for. holding maggie close, knowing part of my best friend is still inside her and that part of me is still drying on elle's thighs as we all drift off to comfy sleep together. <3

>>938096713
big white and jiggly!

>>938096754
Ah, okay! If anyone owns one, it's Jennette. I imagine she just waits with her bare feet propped up like that when her bf/husband is getting home from work. "Dinner is served."

>>938095223
he a fat muffucka

>>938096713
Frick I love Franny

>>938096839
nice feet

>>938096906
Jennette knows it and she definitely gets a bit wet showing her slutpuppies off.

>>938096948
Love her feet

>>938096948
loves giving footjobs for sure

>>938096764
>this is the wholesome content i signed up for
I was a bit worried that part was too sappy tbh, I’m glad that you didn’t feel that way. The wholesome human connection is the main attraction imo
>part of my best friend is still inside her and that part of me is still drying on elle's thighs as we all drift off to comfy sleep together.
Yesssss <3

>>938097121
>spaaank

>>938096963
Anything in particular of hers really pop your cork? Tops, soles, toes, etc?

>>938096975
Whatever gave you that idea, anon...

>>938096344
I've never come across such a pathetic and desperate worm such as you in all my life, Flabs.

>>938097121
>The wholesome human connection is the main attraction imo
absolutely. it means nothing without the love and affection.

BABS IS FAT LOL

>>938096623
>she was flying too close to the sun for a while there
A long while, actually. And extremely close

>>938097295
Definitely those sexy toes and soft soles

>>938097295
I bet her farts smell like pure sex

>>938097295
I wanna butter my toast with her foot cheese

>>938097439
Carnal pleasures based purely on physical attraction can have some merits at times

I just got hard as fuck thinking about jennette's farts

>>938097562
i have thoughts, but...this may not be the place. (^///^)

>>938097496
>>938097737
I have little doubt she does a lot of anal at least, lol

>>938097838
It is rude not to share with the class. Did your teachers not tell you that?

>>938097492
Based

>>938097535
I'd love a Cooking With Netter show like that...

>>938097978
didn't her book have graphic details about a guy cumming in her mouth?

>>938097439
>>938097838
based, it’s making me smile that we are so likeminded on this
> but...this may not be the place. (^///^)
I do hope I can wiggle myself into a place where I will hear the rest someday <3

>>938097484
she never should have hidden her freckles, that was her fatal mistake

>>938098309
Twice, in fact! Two different guys and different stories. It's funny because you can tell how bad her BJs must be just from how much she keeps talking about how good she's doing lol

why is allison?

>>938098376
You think she's ever sucked an infected phimosis penis?

>>938098489
no jacob

>>938098530
You will address me as Archivist.

>>938098376
if a girl is proud of her work let her be

>>938098489
You're not funny or clever.

>>938098616
So no?

>>938098605
Maybe I'm just pissy that her BJ technique is detailed twice and there's no mention of her FJ or anal techniques.

>>938098656
But would she be open to the idea of sucking an infected phimosis penis?

>>938098349
you got disc or sess? dif anon but love your ideas too

>>938098733
Sure. Add me at: FungalFreddyKrueger

Dude literally never leaves

>>938098698
no jacob

>>938098893
It's crazy. He's fused to that Henry Miller office chair.

>>938098893
I know babs is such a fat piece of shit

>>938098893
Leave Flabs alone

>>938099062
never wanted to titfuck grandma. But hey

>>938098653
>>938098698
See, your type of completely unfunny namefag schitzofag retardation is why the celebrity threads are all dead. As soon as we end up talking to someone who is borderline literate and lucid, we get off of the thread and on to Discord asap. So congrats, I guess.

>>938097439
well it helps to take the edge off :P

>>938099148
preach

>>938099164
Roll yourself off the edge of a cliff, Flabs.

>>938099148
What do you mean?

>>938099164
in an alternate universe she'd be milking some warchief

>>938099148
Why is there a 't' in 'shizofag'?

>>938099413
In an alternate universe I'd have two arms, but here we fucking are

>>938099462
because you're a faggot kraut

>>938099395
I CAN'T FUCKING COPE WITH THIS ANYMORE

>>938099481
Is your third arm functional?

>>938099462
The 't' is for 'time to leave'

>>938099551
No, Flabs ate it.

>>938098733
sorry anon, but I'm not interested

>>938099553
I'm on disc at F1FungalFun

>>938099667
gay oral sex for her?

>>938099677

>>938099689
choco pits

>>938099688
then go fuck yourself i guess

>>938099677
Perfect feet

>>938099688
fuck you

>>938099688
no prob just enjoying is all

>>938099704
What do you get out of doing this retarded shtick for years?

>>938099689
no

>>938099722

>>938099711
Let's fart life back into this community

>>938099766
kill yourself

>>938099667
how's the sex?

>>938099766
delicious legz too

the sex is sexing

>>938099819
delicious everything

>>938099812
You've never had sex, Flabs

>>938099812
you dumb fat motherfucker you know good and damn well that dumb fat motherfucker gets laid less than you eating healthy

>>938099738
I'm so alone for her feet

How much would you pay for sex with her?

>>938099812
rough sloppy anal sex with barbara

>>938099834
has any anon here had sex?

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>>938099829
Built

>>938099738

>>938099885
Considering most of them are in their 30s and still posting here; no.

>>938097958
>>938098349
i guess if there's any play involved in our party that's based purely on animalistic lust, it's my friend finding comfort and release inside me while elle and maggie are away for a few minutes. >_< but i've been way too carried away and lewd today already. i don't know why i'm in such a mood today.

>>938099164
(^///^)

>>938099727

>>938099831
sexy feet made to milk cocks

had sex
it was pretty pathetic

>>938099933
Add me at BasedNephewLover

>>938099882
$0.00, I love sucking cock, imagine being attracted to women

>>938099960
I want her to get niggerfucked

>>938099957
i like where your mind is at

>>938099882
"subscribe to watch me tapping out to bbc"

>>938099970
Ok tranlice

>>938099984
smearing my phimosis juices all over her toes

>>938099960
did you crush the poor girl or did she have to find a way around your fat to find your little dingy?

>>938099996
Can I borrow a chin?

Did hersh finally kill himself?

>>938099984
imagine applying some lotion on those legs before she is kind enough to give you a footjob

>>938100020
Add me at WrestlingWithDepression

Why is everyone in your little world fat, gay, retarded and a pedophile? What a weird obsession.

>>938099936
i bet its cause we get you and all agree it would be nice feels good feeling good knowing we are all on the same page

Can we get some BUILT celebs up in here?

>>938100045
yes

>>938100058
cocoa butter all over her legs and soles and between her toes

>>938100074
literally birthed on this planet for bbc

>>938100074
Why do you think sucking your dad's smelly wrinkled cock equats to worshipping celebrities?

>>938100093
if you do a good job you might get rewarded

>>938100092
Thank god

>Verification was not required.

>>938100045
I don't think he killed himself but he died about 6 years ago, there's some dumb piece of shit that posts nothing but niggers that idiots around here call sersh for some reason

>>938100151
deeply massaging her soles hoping she doesn't notice i'm already rock hard

>>938100172
hersh, sershey is alive and well

>>938099689

>>938100180
>>938100093
I feel like Zendaya's caramel feet always smell like rich coco butter and coconut lotion

>>938100172
>that posts nothing but niggers
so... hersh?

>>938100180
she'll give you that annoyed hard look

giving Alice the full hands free experience while Allison watches

IT'S UP

>>938100171
Built

>>938100218
needs that delicious skin glazed

>>938100218
thighs...
>>938100233
if not i'll make sure they do
>>938100237
>"ugh always while touching my feet huh?"

>>938099831
new favorite pic of her.

>>938100084
aw, yeah. it's nice knowing other anons understand the urge to be a source of comfort and relief to people you love.

>>938100239
(^///^)''

>>938100278
>>938100290

nuh

>>938100305
yuh

>>938100305
Netter > Ari. Especially today, and especially feetwise

>>938100236
you aren't old enough, that's not hersh newfag

>>938100261
>"no hard tyres this week, Martin. He hasn't been hard in years"

>>938100290
then taps it with her foot and makes it boink

>>938100303
bald
>>938100304
disgusting
>>938100305
>>938100356
nonce

>>938100342
eat shit and die

>>938099885
My bet is yes, but only the ones with interpersonal skills

>>938100370
Bbc

>>938100525
+ every celeb

>>938099688
Those look too squished. I bet she loved taking her dress off that night. Or having it taken off

>>938099885
LOL NO

>>938100549
This

Bbc + alice

>>938100630
black deep in white

>>938100644
Big Bavarian Cock

>>938100661
Im gonna

Big Brocky Cock

>>938100729
no choli

Big Barbara Cock

Big Belarus Coc

that was a decent thread, good work boys

>>938101204
no bd = good thread

>>938101235
sad that thats how low the bar has fallen

>>938101204
It was not, shut up